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04/21/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets hit on by a midget while she and Doug are out shopping for a Christmas tree and Doug chases him away. When Doug realizes his wallet is gone, he thinks the midget stole it. He decides to hunt him down with Arthur. | |||||
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04/21/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug & Carrie get in a fight with Deacon & Kelly and try to find a new couple to be friends with. They can't find anyone and are stuck hanging out with a couple that they hate to avoid the Palmers. | |||||
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04/21/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug finds a new cologne that he likes, and everyone begins complimenting him on how good he smells, but Carrie hates the new scent. Doug keeps wearing it in secret, and when Carrie finds out, she starts doing things he hates. | |||||
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04/21/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Carrie makes some extra money, she decides to hire a maid. The maid really annoys Doug because she constantly moves things and only speaks Spanish. He fires her and hires Spence's mom who ends up being terrible at the job. | |||||
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04/21/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer talks Jerry into getting cable-television service from an illegal source, and the crooked cable installer shows up on the same day Jerry has given use of his apartment to Elaine for a friend's baby shower. | |||||
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04/21/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant. | |||||
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04/21/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George feels guilty for inadvertently getting a busboy fired from his job and then tries to make it up to him. Meanwhile, Elaine spends the week with an old boyfriend who is visiting her from out of town. | |||||
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04/21/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/22/2026 12:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche and her sister, Charmaine, reconcile after a life-long rivalry -- until Blanche reads Charmaine's recently published book and realizes the heroine is based on her. Dorothy becomes fed up with Stan's visiting cousin. | |||||
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04/22/2026 12:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| The married man Dorothy once dated re-enters her life and has news that he's now divorced and would like to reconcile with her. Meanwhile, Blanche and Sophia become the victims of a con game. | |||||
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04/22/2026 1:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| The girls attend the wedding of Dorothy's goddaughter, whose father was once engaged to Sophia. Sophia thinks that the wedding reception is the perfect spot for revenge after supposedly puting a curse on him years ago. | |||||
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04/22/2026 1:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy's gambling problem re-surfaces after a visit to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Rose takes up painting, and Blanche is insulted after a man she works with rejects her advances. | |||||
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04/22/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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04/22/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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04/22/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee wins a kitchen-full of appliances on a TV show but loses all her friends. | |||||
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04/22/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Deputy Warren captures a pair of thieves through sheer stupidity about the functions of a cannon. | |||||
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04/22/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober has dreams of entering show-business when he thinks he owns a genuine talking dog. | |||||
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04/22/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee gets a job at the town print shop where the new proprietors are really counterfeiters. | |||||
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04/22/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Winchester, Pierce, and Hunnicutt find themselves in the sticky position of having to decide which enlisted men to recommend for promotion. For Winchester it could be a matter of life and death. | |||||
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04/22/2026 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye is the golden boy of the world press when he treats a celebrity prizefighter, 'Gentleman' Joe Cavanaugh, who has a stroke at the 4077th. Father Mulcahy finds the news hard to take, as Cavanaugh was a hero of his. | |||||
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04/22/2026 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| After losing to the Marines once again, Colonel Potter wishes there was one sport the 4077th were any good at. When Klinger mentions he can bowl, the Colonel decides to have a bowling competition. Unfortunately, he and Klinger a | |||||
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04/22/2026 6:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A young convict makes a contract, upon release from prison, to kill a man he has never met. | |||||
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04/22/2026 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillon delays his pursuit of an outlaw in order to help a young boy search for his mother. | |||||
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04/22/2026 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon confronts the outlaw whose pursuit he had delayed to help a small boy find his mother. | |||||
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04/22/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A new doctor faces the suspicion and mistrust of many of the townspeople when he fills in for the absent Doc Adams. | |||||
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04/22/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| The mother of two infamous outlaw sons, against great odds, tries to steer her youngest boy into an honest life. | |||||
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04/22/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A Mayberry resident is convinced that he is in a jinx until Andy helps restore his self-confidence. | |||||
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04/22/2026 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The small-town methods of Mayberry prove more effective that the attempts of the State Police in the capture of a criminal. | |||||
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04/22/2026 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie learns how to be a good loser. | |||||
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04/22/2026 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy's diplomacy and modern engineering techniques are required to upgrade the music of the Mayberry choir. | |||||
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04/22/2026 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney are hard pressed when Mayberry's guest of honor turns out to be a pickpocket. | |||||
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04/22/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra becomes angry when Ray contributes $1,000 to his friends' scheme to open a go-cart business without first consulting her. Ray retaliates by saying that he can do what he wants with the money, since he earns the paycheck. | |||||
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04/22/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Marie gathers Robert's ex-girlfriends and his female police partner, together so they can dissect his character in an effort to help her better understand why her eldest son can't commit to a relationship. | |||||
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04/22/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray realizes that his kids would rather spend time with their Uncle Robert than with him. Robert comments that it seems as though Ray finds it boring to be around his kids. Ray makes an effort to spend more time with them. | |||||
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04/22/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Although Debra has been aware that her parents have been having problems, she isdevastated to learn that they are planning to separate after 40 years of marriage. This makes Debra worry about her own marriage. | |||||
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04/22/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Frank offers to paint Ray and Debra's house, but refuses to paint it the color they havechosen. Ray takes matters into his own hands and relieves Frank of his duties as house painter. | |||||
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04/22/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| As Ray escorts Ally to a father-daughter dance, he realizes how grown up and independenthis daughter has become. As a result, he begins to recall the day, nine years ago, whenthe Barone clan welcomed her into the family. | |||||
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04/22/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are more than a little concerned when they realize that the constant bickering and screaming that goes on between them and Ray's parents are having an effect on young Michael. | |||||
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04/22/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug wants to take classes to learn to become a bartender, which has always been his dream. He soon realizes that being a bartender is not as fun as he thought it would be. | |||||
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04/22/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug decides to buy a home gym because he feels that Carrie might be putting on some weight. Lou agrees to be their personal trainer, but when Doug has a hard time, he tries to bargain his way out of working out. | |||||
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04/22/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug and Carrie were dating, Carrie was afraid Doug was not serious about her. Doug told her the most romantic thing she had ever heard and she was in love with him ever since. She finds out the line was from a dumb movie. | |||||
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04/22/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug delivers a package to his old high school and sees his football coach. Soon, he's returning constantly and being treated like a football legend. Arthur loses his eyedrops and temporarily goes blind, deaf and mute. | |||||
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04/22/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie is feeling depressed about her looks with her 35th birthday approaching. Doug decides to get construction workers to hit on her as she walks by. | |||||
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04/22/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Deacon has a new friend that he is spending time with. Doug gets jealous, but when he finds out that he is black, he decides Deacon must be fulfiling his "black needs." | |||||
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04/22/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/22/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/22/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/22/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/23/2026 12:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| An FBI agent investigates the girls' lives for a possible visit from President Bush. This leads the girls to reminisce about times they have spent together. | |||||
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04/23/2026 12:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| When the FBI agent announces that George Bush will make a visit to their home, the girls continue to reminisce and Dorothy quickly readies a list of points she wants to make to the president. | |||||
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04/23/2026 1:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche's daughter, Rebecca, comes to Miami and wants to give birth in a birthing center. Blanche doesn't want to be embarrassed by the fact that her daughter was artificially inseminated. | |||||
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04/23/2026 1:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Rose makes a stunning discovery while admitting a patient at the hospital. Meanwhile, Sophia has to have surgery, but a mix-up occurs after the operation and Sophia becomes lost in the hospital. | |||||
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04/23/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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04/23/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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04/23/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impovereshed congregation buy a new-church organ. | |||||
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04/23/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Girl-shy Deputy Warren turns into a somnambulistic Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV. | |||||
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04/23/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard and compounds the problem by replacing him with a bicyclist | |||||
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04/23/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career. | |||||
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04/23/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Potter's attempts to assemble the crew for a family portrait are thwarted by a feud between bunkmates Pierce, Hunnicutt, and Winchester. Things are not helped by the efforts of Margaret, Klinger and Mulcahy to bring the Swampmen | |||||
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04/23/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger buys a goat, with the intention of getting rich by selling it's milk. Then the goat eats the 4077th's $22,340 payroll, leaving paymaster Hawkeye holding the bag. Meanwhile, Charles also thinks he can make a killing when | |||||
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04/23/2026 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret and her nursing staff are about to be inspected by Col. Bucholz. Meanwhile, Kellye is offended that Hawkeye is attracted to any nurse except her. | |||||
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04/23/2026 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| It's Halloween at the 4077th, and the staff dons costumes and trade ghost stories. Father Mulcahy discovers a soldier alive that had been pronounced dead. | |||||
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04/23/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Seeking refuge from a storm, Festus Haggen stumbles into a cave where an old Indian is dying. | |||||
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04/23/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A one-time marshal saves Matt Dillon's life and agrees to fill in for Matt when the lawman's wounds confine him to bed. | |||||
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04/23/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A hanging-minded jury sits in judgment of Lijah, a stern, silent mountain man accused of three wanton slayings. | |||||
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04/23/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon determines to catch a cold-eyed gunslinger who has killed a sheriff and a priest in a small Kansas town. | |||||
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04/23/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An old trailblazer sets out to track down the slayer of a woman who had befriended him. | |||||
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04/23/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy uses his wits to help a struggling salesman stay in Mayberry despite strong pressure from the competition. | |||||
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04/23/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The town drunk mends his ways after serving a jail term at Andy's and Aunt Bee's home. | |||||
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04/23/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy is forced to exert all his persuasiveness to get a farmer to get a tetanus shot. | |||||
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04/23/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney are involved in the catching of a jewel thief | |||||
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04/23/2026 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A misunderstanding leads Andy and Aunt Bee to believe that they are both anxious to get married. | |||||
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04/23/2026 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Romance blossoms for Andy and Mary Simpson, the county nurse, but the ever-present Barney remains blissfully unaware that three constitute a crowd. | |||||
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04/23/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray and Debra sit down to lay "Sensuoopoly," it's clear that they have different approaches to playing the game. This leads to an conversation about ways they can improve their intimacy after being together for 12 years. | |||||
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04/23/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Frank is so green with envy that he forces Marco to choose either Marie or him as a friend.Meanwhile, Ray sides with Frank because he doesn't approve of a married woman - especially his mother — having a male friend. | |||||
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04/23/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| It's not bad enough that Ray's lost his ring while away from home, but an attractive woman at the airport propositions him, thinking he is single. Debra finds out and tries to show Ray what it would be like if she was single. | |||||
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04/23/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with an abstract sculpture shemade in art class which bears a striking resemblance to a part of the female anatomy. | |||||
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04/23/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After hurting themselves during a tryst, Ray and Debra lie about their injuries, saying theyfell down the stairs. When Frank hears their tale, he runs home for the toolbox to repair the"broken" stairs. | |||||
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04/23/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray realizes that Debra and Marie have been in cahoots in a scheme to drive Robert back into Amy's arms, he urges them to mind their own business. Debra and Marie's good intentions backfire badly. | |||||
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04/23/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While the Barones watch their sons play, Ray finds that Geoff is having trouble getting thehang of the game. As Geoff skips down the court and does pirouettes at the free throw line,Ray is mortified. | |||||
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04/23/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug wins tickets to a Final Four game in St. Louis and Carrie wants Doug to take Arthur. Doug doesn't want to, but Carrie says he'll never have to do anything with Arthur again if he does this. Doug jumps at this idea. | |||||
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04/23/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| While eating lunch with Deacon, Doug manages to annoy a waitress so much that she says she wants to fight him when he finishes eating. Meanwhile, Carrie goes shopping and convinces Holly to come so she can use her van. | |||||
