Schedules
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04/23/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger buys a goat, with the intention of getting rich by selling it's milk. Then the goat eats the 4077th's $22,340 payroll, leaving paymaster Hawkeye holding the bag. Meanwhile, Charles also thinks he can make a killing when | |||||
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04/23/2026 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret and her nursing staff are about to be inspected by Col. Bucholz. Meanwhile, Kellye is offended that Hawkeye is attracted to any nurse except her. | |||||
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04/23/2026 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| It's Halloween at the 4077th, and the staff dons costumes and trade ghost stories. Father Mulcahy discovers a soldier alive that had been pronounced dead. | |||||
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04/23/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Seeking refuge from a storm, Festus Haggen stumbles into a cave where an old Indian is dying. | |||||
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04/23/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A one-time marshal saves Matt Dillon's life and agrees to fill in for Matt when the lawman's wounds confine him to bed. | |||||
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04/23/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A hanging-minded jury sits in judgment of Lijah, a stern, silent mountain man accused of three wanton slayings. | |||||
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04/23/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon determines to catch a cold-eyed gunslinger who has killed a sheriff and a priest in a small Kansas town. | |||||
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04/23/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An old trailblazer sets out to track down the slayer of a woman who had befriended him. | |||||
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04/23/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy uses his wits to help a struggling salesman stay in Mayberry despite strong pressure from the competition. | |||||
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04/23/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The town drunk mends his ways after serving a jail term at Andy's and Aunt Bee's home. | |||||
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04/23/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy is forced to exert all his persuasiveness to get a farmer to get a tetanus shot. | |||||
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04/23/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney are involved in the catching of a jewel thief | |||||
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04/23/2026 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A misunderstanding leads Andy and Aunt Bee to believe that they are both anxious to get married. | |||||
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04/23/2026 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Romance blossoms for Andy and Mary Simpson, the county nurse, but the ever-present Barney remains blissfully unaware that three constitute a crowd. | |||||
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04/23/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray and Debra sit down to lay "Sensuoopoly," it's clear that they have different approaches to playing the game. This leads to an conversation about ways they can improve their intimacy after being together for 12 years. | |||||
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04/23/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Frank is so green with envy that he forces Marco to choose either Marie or him as a friend.Meanwhile, Ray sides with Frank because he doesn't approve of a married woman - especially his mother — having a male friend. | |||||
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04/23/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| It's not bad enough that Ray's lost his ring while away from home, but an attractive woman at the airport propositions him, thinking he is single. Debra finds out and tries to show Ray what it would be like if she was single. | |||||
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04/23/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with an abstract sculpture shemade in art class which bears a striking resemblance to a part of the female anatomy. | |||||
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04/23/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After hurting themselves during a tryst, Ray and Debra lie about their injuries, saying theyfell down the stairs. When Frank hears their tale, he runs home for the toolbox to repair the"broken" stairs. | |||||
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04/23/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray realizes that Debra and Marie have been in cahoots in a scheme to drive Robert back into Amy's arms, he urges them to mind their own business. Debra and Marie's good intentions backfire badly. | |||||
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04/23/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While the Barones watch their sons play, Ray finds that Geoff is having trouble getting thehang of the game. As Geoff skips down the court and does pirouettes at the free throw line,Ray is mortified. | |||||
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04/23/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug wins tickets to a Final Four game in St. Louis and Carrie wants Doug to take Arthur. Doug doesn't want to, but Carrie says he'll never have to do anything with Arthur again if he does this. Doug jumps at this idea. | |||||
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04/23/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| While eating lunch with Deacon, Doug manages to annoy a waitress so much that she says she wants to fight him when he finishes eating. Meanwhile, Carrie goes shopping and convinces Holly to come so she can use her van. | |||||
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04/23/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie is out buying an Ipod and the cashier forgets to ring it up. Carrie goes to talk to her pastor about what to do. Doug meets a family and discovers the wife's dad is moving in soon. He tells them what a bad idea that is. | |||||
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04/23/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets skybox tickets for a baseball game and brings Doug and his friends to watch while she talks to a potential client. Doug offends the client so Carrie sends him away and makes Spence pretend to be her husband. | |||||
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04/23/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug goes to listen to a presentation about a timeshare so that he can get a free plasma TV. Carrie is worried that the salesmen will convince him to buy something. Spence & Danny pretend to be a gay couple to get a free TV too. | |||||
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04/23/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When a neighbor dies, Doug and Carrie decide it would be a good idea to buy the house so that they can sell it for a profit. | |||||
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04/23/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and his friends get lost in a parking garage. | |||||
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04/23/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/23/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/23/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/24/2026 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine gets nervous when Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER) tries to take their relationship to the next level. After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment. | |||||
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04/24/2026 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Concerned about the uniformity of Ritchie's schoolmates, Christine takes it upon herself to help diversify the student body at his exclusive private school. | |||||
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04/24/2026 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally after her breakup, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending some time on her own. | |||||
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04/24/2026 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine feels pressured to throw an extravagant party for Ritchie's ninth birthday, his first involving children from his new private school. | |||||
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04/24/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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04/24/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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04/24/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney makes a triumphal return to Mayberry to attend his high school reunion. | |||||
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04/24/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney, is shamed into displaying his "legendary courage" by going after an escaped convict. | |||||
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04/24/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique jeweled pin after she spends the money she finds the missing | |||||
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04/24/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendent of the famous Wyatt. | |||||
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04/24/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| The Army tries to get a North Korean pilot to defect, and Charles gets a rude shock when he falls for a French nurse with a Bohemian past. | |||||
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04/24/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Tired of reminders about Trapper John's skill as a practical joker, B.J. bets Hawkeye he can prank everyone present. | |||||
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04/24/2026 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye volunteers to deliver the eulogy for a dead nurse that he briefly dated, and belatedly discovers her deep feelings for him. | |||||
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04/24/2026 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Posing the theory that people will believe in anything, Charles and Hawkeye start a rumor that Marilyn Monroe plans to visit the 4077th, which gets everyone excited. Meanwhile, B.J. feels responsible when he's unable to rescue a | |||||
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04/24/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillon, bushwhacked, will either die or become paralyzed unless a bullet is removed from an area near his spine. | |||||
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04/24/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Festus and Newly overpower outlaws transferring stolen gold from a train to wagon and head off with the wagon and the gold. | |||||
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04/24/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Doc Adams faces a critical decision as to whether he should personally operate on the gravely wounded Marshal Dillon. | |||||
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04/24/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Seven homeless children en route from a Kansas orphanage to California find a Christmas they have never known. | |||||
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04/24/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A young man is caught in the web of a trumped-up rustling charge, jailbreak and murder. | |||||
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04/24/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barber Floyd Lawson takes on an assistant who turns out to be a bookie. | |||||
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04/24/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy faces charges of malfeasance in office when a disgruntled traffic offender seeks revenge. | |||||
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04/24/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney's cousin Virgil gets over his awkwardness as soon as he learns that people have confidence in his ability. | |||||
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04/24/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Otis Campbell overcomes his weakness for liquor and impresses his visiting relatives when Andy makes him a temporary deputy. | |||||
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04/24/2026 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| When Opie starts talking about Mr. McBeevee, Andy and Barney suspect that the boy has an imaginary friend. | |||||
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04/24/2026 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Joanna Moore plays the role of Peggy McMillan, who gets along fine with Andy until he discovers her father is rich. | |||||
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04/24/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| It's the first Thanksgiving since Debra's parents have been divorced and Debra is thrilled that both her parents have agreed to have dinner with them. However, she soon learns that Warren is bringing a date. | |||||
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04/24/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert meets a beautiful woman who is a big fan of Ray's sports column. But whenthe woman mistakes Robert for Raymond, Robert doesn't correct her. Robert has to involve Ray in a complicated plot to keep the woman from knowing. | |||||
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04/24/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While enjoying a college football game, Frank catches the ball from a record setting fieldgoal and refuses to give it back to the kicker. He becomes a wanted man, so his family tries to find a way to get the football from him. | |||||
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04/24/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Marie becomes jealous when she receives a letter from a relative detailing how wonderful her life is and how well her kids are doing. She asks Debra for help in writing a Barone family update. | |||||
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04/24/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra grudingly agrees to let him be more involved in the daily decision making, Ray starts grocery shopping for things that he likes and Debra lets him choose where the family will go in it's next vacation. | |||||
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04/24/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Held captive at Frank and Marie's during a snowstorm, Debra, Ray and Amy findthemselves having a great time. Then Debra makes a nasty comment to Frank that totallyupsets the good mood. This causes Marie to defend Frank. | |||||
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04/24/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray learns that Troup Leader Peggy and her daughter have targeted his parent'shouse as a spot to make a big sale during the selling competition, it's all out war. Ray is determined to take home the grand prize. | |||||
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04/24/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| While at the gym, Doug sees a pole dancing class and wants to convince Carrie to take it. She reluctantly agrees, but then she loves it. She decides to show Doug on a pole they installed, but Doug finds out she is horrible. | |||||
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04/24/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie get into a fight and a program on Carrie's computer records the entire thing. When they see the things they said to each other they decide to talk to a marriage counselor. | |||||
