Schedules
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04/23/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie is out buying an Ipod and the cashier forgets to ring it up. Carrie goes to talk to her pastor about what to do. Doug meets a family and discovers the wife's dad is moving in soon. He tells them what a bad idea that is. | |||||
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04/23/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets skybox tickets for a baseball game and brings Doug and his friends to watch while she talks to a potential client. Doug offends the client so Carrie sends him away and makes Spence pretend to be her husband. | |||||
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04/23/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug goes to listen to a presentation about a timeshare so that he can get a free plasma TV. Carrie is worried that the salesmen will convince him to buy something. Spence & Danny pretend to be a gay couple to get a free TV too. | |||||
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04/23/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When a neighbor dies, Doug and Carrie decide it would be a good idea to buy the house so that they can sell it for a profit. | |||||
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04/23/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and his friends get lost in a parking garage. | |||||
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04/23/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/23/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/23/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/24/2026 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine gets nervous when Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER) tries to take their relationship to the next level. After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment. | |||||
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04/24/2026 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Concerned about the uniformity of Ritchie's schoolmates, Christine takes it upon herself to help diversify the student body at his exclusive private school. | |||||
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04/24/2026 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally after her breakup, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending some time on her own. | |||||
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04/24/2026 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine feels pressured to throw an extravagant party for Ritchie's ninth birthday, his first involving children from his new private school. | |||||
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04/24/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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04/24/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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04/24/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney makes a triumphal return to Mayberry to attend his high school reunion. | |||||
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04/24/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney, is shamed into displaying his "legendary courage" by going after an escaped convict. | |||||
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04/24/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique jeweled pin after she spends the money she finds the missing | |||||
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04/24/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendent of the famous Wyatt. | |||||
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04/24/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| The Army tries to get a North Korean pilot to defect, and Charles gets a rude shock when he falls for a French nurse with a Bohemian past. | |||||
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04/24/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Tired of reminders about Trapper John's skill as a practical joker, B.J. bets Hawkeye he can prank everyone present. | |||||
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04/24/2026 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye volunteers to deliver the eulogy for a dead nurse that he briefly dated, and belatedly discovers her deep feelings for him. | |||||
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04/24/2026 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Posing the theory that people will believe in anything, Charles and Hawkeye start a rumor that Marilyn Monroe plans to visit the 4077th, which gets everyone excited. Meanwhile, B.J. feels responsible when he's unable to rescue a | |||||
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04/24/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillon, bushwhacked, will either die or become paralyzed unless a bullet is removed from an area near his spine. | |||||
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04/24/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Festus and Newly overpower outlaws transferring stolen gold from a train to wagon and head off with the wagon and the gold. | |||||
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04/24/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Doc Adams faces a critical decision as to whether he should personally operate on the gravely wounded Marshal Dillon. | |||||
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04/24/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Seven homeless children en route from a Kansas orphanage to California find a Christmas they have never known. | |||||
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04/24/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A young man is caught in the web of a trumped-up rustling charge, jailbreak and murder. | |||||
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04/24/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barber Floyd Lawson takes on an assistant who turns out to be a bookie. | |||||
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04/24/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy faces charges of malfeasance in office when a disgruntled traffic offender seeks revenge. | |||||
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04/24/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney's cousin Virgil gets over his awkwardness as soon as he learns that people have confidence in his ability. | |||||
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04/24/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Otis Campbell overcomes his weakness for liquor and impresses his visiting relatives when Andy makes him a temporary deputy. | |||||
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04/24/2026 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| When Opie starts talking about Mr. McBeevee, Andy and Barney suspect that the boy has an imaginary friend. | |||||
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04/24/2026 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Joanna Moore plays the role of Peggy McMillan, who gets along fine with Andy until he discovers her father is rich. | |||||
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04/24/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| It's the first Thanksgiving since Debra's parents have been divorced and Debra is thrilled that both her parents have agreed to have dinner with them. However, she soon learns that Warren is bringing a date. | |||||
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04/24/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert meets a beautiful woman who is a big fan of Ray's sports column. But whenthe woman mistakes Robert for Raymond, Robert doesn't correct her. Robert has to involve Ray in a complicated plot to keep the woman from knowing. | |||||
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04/24/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While enjoying a college football game, Frank catches the ball from a record setting fieldgoal and refuses to give it back to the kicker. He becomes a wanted man, so his family tries to find a way to get the football from him. | |||||
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04/24/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Marie becomes jealous when she receives a letter from a relative detailing how wonderful her life is and how well her kids are doing. She asks Debra for help in writing a Barone family update. | |||||
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04/24/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra grudingly agrees to let him be more involved in the daily decision making, Ray starts grocery shopping for things that he likes and Debra lets him choose where the family will go in it's next vacation. | |||||
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04/24/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Held captive at Frank and Marie's during a snowstorm, Debra, Ray and Amy findthemselves having a great time. Then Debra makes a nasty comment to Frank that totallyupsets the good mood. This causes Marie to defend Frank. | |||||
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04/24/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray learns that Troup Leader Peggy and her daughter have targeted his parent'shouse as a spot to make a big sale during the selling competition, it's all out war. Ray is determined to take home the grand prize. | |||||
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04/24/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| While at the gym, Doug sees a pole dancing class and wants to convince Carrie to take it. She reluctantly agrees, but then she loves it. She decides to show Doug on a pole they installed, but Doug finds out she is horrible. | |||||
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04/24/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie get into a fight and a program on Carrie's computer records the entire thing. When they see the things they said to each other they decide to talk to a marriage counselor. | |||||
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04/24/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie finds out that Doug lied about getting a job while they were dating so that he could have sex with her. | |||||
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04/24/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie feel like they might not be popular at work and start to try to win people over. | |||||
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04/24/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Holly is getting married and moving away. Carrie tries to stop her from moving by making up dumb reasons for her not to get married. Doug sees a sandwich called The Deacon at Coopers, and thinks Deacon stole his sandwich idea. | |||||
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04/24/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets mad at Doug when she realizes that he is constantly getting haircuts from a stylist because he thinks she is hot. Spence invites Lou to a Sci-fi convention, but then has to uninvite him when Adam West agrees to go. | |||||
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04/24/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine and Jerry are left stranded at a party after George goes home with his date. | |||||
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04/24/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/24/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/24/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Riding the subway proves both boom and bust for Jerry and his friends. | |||||
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04/25/2026 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine tries to behave maturely when Richard brings "new" Christine to breakfast with Ritchie so they can get to know each other. | |||||
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04/25/2026 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments between the two women. | |||||
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04/25/2026 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine objects when Richard and "new" Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that her son is too young to be exposed to the vices on display there, Christine initially forbids it. | |||||
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04/25/2026 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Shut out once again by the judgmental moms at Ritchie's school, Christine is overjoyed to finally make friends with another down-to-earth working woman, Belinda (ANA ORTIZ), who invites her over for a drink after work. | |||||
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04/25/2026 2:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| The Conner family makes the best out of a bad situation when an impending tornado keeps them from leaving the house. Roseanne worries when Jackie doesn't return from a shopping trip. | |||||
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04/25/2026 2:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| A door-to-door salesman drops dead in Roseanne's kitchen. | |||||
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04/25/2026 3:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Dan and Jackie encourage the normally outspoken Roseanne to stand up to her parents. | |||||
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04/25/2026 3:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne makes a deal with her overbearing new supervisor: she'll stop cracking wise at work if he begins to treat her fellow employees with respect. | |||||
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04/25/2026 4:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| Becky passes gas in front of her date at school. Meanwhile Roseanne makes one last desperate effort to borrow a dress for a formal event. | |||||
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04/25/2026 5:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne refuses to support Jackie when she decides to become a police officer. Meanwhile, sparks fly between two other siblings when Darlene tattles on Becky. | |||||
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04/25/2026 5:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne loses a job due to her inability to work a computer. | |||||
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04/25/2026 6:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Dan's boss offers Roseanne a temporary job. Soon, the Conners realize that the boss is looking for a makeshift family rather than professional friends. | |||||
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04/25/2026 6:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne has a difficult time accepting the fact that Jackie is going away to police training camp. Meanwhile, Becky decides to take Darlene teenage party by passing Darlene off as her sophisticated cousin. | |||||
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04/25/2026 7:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| During Dan's poker night, one of his friends kisses Roseanne. Roseanne wonders if she should tell Dan or if she is overreacting. | |||||
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04/25/2026 8:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| The Conner family challenges its members to create the scariest costume and the best prank for Halloween. | |||||
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04/25/2026 8:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| Unable to get any peace and quiet, Roseanne dreams that she is being pampered in paradise after “offing” her family. | |||||
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04/25/2026 9:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| The Conner clan gathers for an unforgettable Thanksgiving dinner. Dan is shocked to learn his father has feelings for Roseanne's widowed friend Crystal. | |||||
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04/25/2026 9:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| Darlene is embarrassed when her poem is asked to be performed at school. Roseanne and Dan butt heads over whether they should force Darlene to attend. | |||||
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04/25/2026 10:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne and Dan worry they are drifting apart when she takes a weekend job at the Lobo Lounge. | |||||
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04/25/2026 11:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Becky wages a war-of-silence against Roseanne. Roseanne questions whether she should betray Becky's privacy by reading her diary. | |||||
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04/25/2026 11:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne tries to butter up her 17-year-old boss by having him over for dinner. Instead, she coaxes Dan into completing her boss's class assignment. | |||||
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04/25/2026 12:00 pm |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne and Dan are shocked when they learn that Becky has been getting drunk with her friend while home alone. | |||||
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04/25/2026 12:30 pm |
Roseanne |
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| When Roseanne is called out of town, Jackie fills in for her around the house. To the family's surprise, Jackie is a natural and is turning the Conners into the All-American family. | |||||
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04/25/2026 1:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's practical joke causes George problems with his new girlfriend. | |||||
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04/25/2026 1:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Against their better judgment, Jerry and Elaine decide to play matchmaker for the jobless, dateless and possibly hopeless George, setting him up with a single friend of Elaine's. | |||||
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04/25/2026 2:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/25/2026 2:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/25/2026 3:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/25/2026 3:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/25/2026 4:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/25/2026 4:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/25/2026 5:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/25/2026 5:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/25/2026 6:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While searching for Kramer in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up for questioning by the police, who suspect Kramer is a notorious serial killer known as the smog stranger. | |||||
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04/25/2026 6:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and George propose to write a television series. | |||||
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04/25/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug takes Carrie to a bed and breakfast, thinking it would be romantic, but it ends up being terrible. The owners are disgusting but nice. Doug doesn't want to hurt their feelings by leaving, but they try to find a way out. | |||||
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04/25/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Much to the confusion of the Heffernan's, Deacon and Kelly are disinterested in purchasing the house next door to Doug and Carrie when it goes on sale. | |||||
