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05/01/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| When Henry goes for some R&R, Hawkeye pretends to crack up so that Frank will let him and Trapper go on some R&R. | |||||
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05/01/2026 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| John Hodges, a chopper pilot referred to as The Cowboy because of his gun holster belt and cowboy hat, has been hit in the shoulder, and arrives at the 4077th. He is expecting a letter--he's worried his wife Jean at home is leav | |||||
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05/01/2026 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Henry receives a citation for the camp achieving the best efficiency rating, and then General Hammond reassigns him to Tokyo. Frank then changes the camp to be more military, and he confiscates Hawkeye's and Trapper's still. The | |||||
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05/01/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A gang of marauders, "The Dog Soldiers", swears vengeance against Dillon for the execution of one of their members, by shooting down Kitty. As Kitty lies critically wounded, Matt starts tracking the outlaw who shot her. | |||||
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05/01/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A Kansas farmer dreams of striking it rich with his quarter horse. Festus, seeing the futility of Ed Wells' dream of riches, wins a bet, and the farmer is forced to see Jubilee beat another horse, in a match race. | |||||
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05/01/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A little cowboy astride a giant horse claims that the horse turns into an elephant when the moon is full. Dodge City residents are stunned when they see an elephant, wearing the cowboy's hat, appear in the street. | |||||
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05/01/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Two outlaw brothers return to Dodge City to visit their dying mother and threaten to take Kitty and Doc as hostages to ensure their safe escape across the border to Mexico. Festus goes to the rescue. | |||||
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05/01/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Newly marries a young woman whom he had courted while both were helping the injured from a Kansas tornado. However, Doc confirms that Patricia is suffering from a life-threatening blood disease. | |||||
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05/01/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The sheriff has his hands full as a clan of mountain musicians descend on Mayberry to meet a bus. | |||||
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05/01/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| An English tourist works off his reckless driving fine by being a valet and chauffeur for Andy. | |||||
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05/01/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Jim Nabors appears as Gomer Pyle as Barney invests his life's savings in a used car. | |||||
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05/01/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie suffers from puppy love so Barney attempts to show him how to handle women. | |||||
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05/01/2026 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney decides that it's time to push Andy into matrimony, but Barney's marriage bureau collapses at a frantic dinner party. | |||||
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05/01/2026 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A pack of hunting dogs overruns the Mayberry Courthouse just as Andy is trying to impress a visiting state official. | |||||
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05/01/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray lies to his mother to get out of spending the evening with her, the lie grows when Debra and the twins cover for him. Then, Robert tries to spill the beans and even more lies are told. | |||||
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05/01/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Debra's mother, Lois, suggests throwing Debra an "old-fashioned English Tea Party,"Ray reluctantly agrees. Later, Debra realizes Ray is planning something for her birthday and suggests he change the theme. | |||||
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05/01/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When the Barones arrive at the Pennsylvania home of Amy's parents, they find that their differing family traditions encourage lots of lively conversation. If only the MacDougallsowned a television set! | |||||
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05/01/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Feeling guilty about a childhood mistake, Ray brings Frank a bag of CDs of all his jazzrecords, but they wind up in the basement with a stack of electronic gifts that Frank andMarie never use. | |||||
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05/01/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray arrives at the lodge to find Debra having a great time singing and drinking withFrank's friends, he can't help but mock Debra's new geriatric social circle. | |||||
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05/01/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After mistakenly leaving Michael and Geoffrey home alone, Debra and Ray race home anddiscover that Ally stepped in to take care of the boys. | |||||
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05/01/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After realizing that Debra places bets with the kids on his questionable behavior traits, Rayis disgusted that his own children now think he's a "doof." | |||||
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05/01/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur's wedding day is here but he soon finds himself without a bride when Ava St. Clair leaves him for not being gay. Doug, still mad at Carrie, decides he is going to divorce her, and shows up drunk at the wedding. | |||||
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05/01/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| After Doug tells Carrie his plans to leave her, she decides she wants to go to China and adopt the child they were going to get without him. Doug still wants this, so they race to get to the airport to get the baby. | |||||
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05/01/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie and Doug were happy. Doug had just gotten the perfect basement; it had a big screen TV, a fooseball table, everything he could ever want. But when Carrie's father has to move in with them, Doug loses his basement. | |||||
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05/01/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug sees and old picture of Carrie's mother. She was young, hot, and skinny, just like Carrie. But then he sees another with her bigger than him. Afraid this might happen to Carrie he tries to trick her into dieting with him. | |||||
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05/01/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug begins to wonder why Carrie would ever settle for a pathetic guy like him when Carrie starts doing well at work. | |||||
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05/01/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie refuses to go on a double date with Richie and his new girlfriend and Doug wants to know why. | |||||
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05/01/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job. | |||||
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05/01/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name. | |||||
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05/01/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place. | |||||
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05/01/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion. | |||||
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05/02/2026 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine's controlling nature causes her to go too far and jeopardize one of Richard's construction jobs. When she learns that Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, Christine can't help intervening. | |||||
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05/02/2026 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| At the wedding of her ex-boyfriend, Christine agrees to be the designated driver for Richard, New Christine and Barb. | |||||
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05/02/2026 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Ritchie is excited to go on his first overnight camping trip with his class, but Christine worries about him making it through the night without her. | |||||
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05/02/2026 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine is stunned to discover that a night of fun may have resulted in an unforeseen consequence. Her reckless actions could also jeopardize her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris. | |||||
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05/02/2026 2:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| After a visit from an old biker friend, Roseanne and Dan worry that they left their adventurous days behind them and have settled into a suburban humdrum life. | |||||
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05/02/2026 2:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne believes she's sunk to an all-time low when she applies for a job at a beauty salon sweeping floors, making coffee, and answering phones---three of the things she does at home. | |||||
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05/02/2026 3:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne's new co-workers start to nag her about her weight. She takes their remarks to heart and decides to go on a vigorous diet and workout program. | |||||
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05/02/2026 3:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| Jackie has finally found someone she's happy to be dating. However, Roseanne worries that Jackie is pretending to be someone she's not in order to be with that man. | |||||
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05/02/2026 4:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| Jackie breaks her silent treatment toward Roseanne when she becomes engaged. | |||||
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05/02/2026 5:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne and her former boss get into a car accident. Roseanne, Dan, and Jackie debate the merits of suing Roseanne's former boss. | |||||
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05/02/2026 5:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| With the Tax Day deadline approaching, Roseanne is forced to have a face-to-face meeting with the IRS. | |||||
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05/02/2026 6:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| In an effort to get closer to Becky and Darlene, Roseanne and Dan stray into strange new terrain: Roseanne watches a basketball game with Darlene, and Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky at the mall. | |||||
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05/02/2026 6:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne wants to take up writing again, but to her dismay can't find the time or place to concentrate. Dan comes up with the perfect idea--for her birthday, he builds her an office in the basement. | |||||
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05/02/2026 7:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne thinks she may be pregnant. She struggles to hide the news from Dan and the kids until she knows for sure. | |||||
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05/02/2026 8:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne is livid when Dan offers a sizable loan to his friend. After Dan loses out on a big job, he is forced to grovel for money from Jackie. | |||||
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05/02/2026 8:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne feels it's time to give eldest daughter Becky "the talk" about boys. But Roseanne soon discovers that tomboy daughter Darlene may also be ready for a few words of wisdom from mom. | |||||
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05/02/2026 9:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne's new job is Becky and Darlene's worst nightmare. Their mom is the new waitress at the diner they hang out in! | |||||
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05/02/2026 9:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| Jackie's boyfriend, Gary, decides he can't take worrying anymore when Jackie is injured again while on duty as a police officer. He issues Jackie an ultimatum - quit the job or he'll end their relationship. | |||||
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05/02/2026 10:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| Becky bends the rules to suit herself and continues to date a boy her parents don't like. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Dan have a lot of fun shopping for a new bed. | |||||
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05/02/2026 11:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| It's Halloween, and Roseanne is going to a costume party at the Lobo Lounge. When she shows up dressed as a bearded lumberjack, she is totally convincing, and decides to keep up the charade. | |||||
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05/02/2026 11:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne endures a particularly emotional “time of the month” with planning Dan's surprise party. | |||||
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05/02/2026 12:00 pm |
Roseanne |
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| Becky's popularity skyrockets after she inadvertently makes an inappropriate gesture in a yearbook photo. | |||||
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05/02/2026 12:30 pm |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne overhears Dan talking in his sleep, dreaming of another woman. Roseanne learns the imaginary woman's identity and sets out to meet her in real life. | |||||
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05/02/2026 1:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/02/2026 1:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while Kramer and George search for the right wine -- only nothing seems to work out the way they planned. | |||||
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05/02/2026 2:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/02/2026 2:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry obsessively worries when he takes his date to a restaurant famous for their apple pie and she refuses to eat a piece; meanwhile, Elaine discovers that a mannequin resembling her has been showing up in quite a few window displays. | |||||
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05/02/2026 3:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/02/2026 3:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/02/2026 4:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Fl | |||||
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05/02/2026 4:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Fl | |||||
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05/02/2026 5:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's son's birthday party and bolts for an escape route, while Kramer's girlfriend has a heckling laugh that threatens to ruin Jerry's act at a comedy club. | |||||
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05/02/2026 5:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach. | |||||
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05/02/2026 6:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George does the opposite and turns his life around. | |||||
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05/02/2026 6:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer chaperones Jerry's date with a Miss America hopeful. | |||||
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05/02/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur wants to go out with Doug's aunt Sheila, and Doug is bothered by this, because he wants Sheila to go back to his uncle. | |||||
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05/02/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| After feeling bad that Arthur has no friends and nothing to do, Doug takes him out with him and his friends. Carrie is very "appreciative" and Doug tries doing it more to see how "appreciative" she will be. | |||||
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