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		05/07/2026 3:00 am	South Park	Tonsil Trouble
	After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.
Localized series title: South Park Localized episode title: Tonsil Trouble Localized description: After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.
		05/07/2026 3:30 am	South Park	Britney's New Look
	When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.

		05/07/2026 4:00 am	South Park	Major Boobage
	In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, “Heavy Metal”, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.

		05/07/2026 4:30 am	South Park	Canada On Strike
	The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.

		05/07/2026 5:00 am	South Park	EEK, A PENIS!
	While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.

		05/07/2026 5:30 am	South Park	Over Logging
	One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west.

		05/07/2026 6:00 am	South Park	Super Fun Time
	While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.

		05/07/2026 6:30 am	South Park	The China Probrem
	The China Probrem - With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.

		05/07/2026 7:00 am	South Park	Breast Cancer Show Ever
	Breast Cancer Show Ever - Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.

		05/07/2026 7:30 am	South Park	About Last Night…
	About Last Night… - While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.

		05/07/2026 8:00 am	South Park	Elementary School Musical
	Elementary School Musical - The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.

		05/07/2026 8:30 am	South Park	The Ungroundable
	The Ungroundable - Butters is sure he's seen a Vampire at school but he can't get anyone to listen to him. The Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the others can't tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.

		05/07/2026 9:00 am	South Park	The Ring
	The Ring - Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert where they each get purity rings.

		05/07/2026 9:30 am	The Coon	The Coon
	The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.

		05/07/2026 10:00 am	Seinfeld	The Fusilli Jerry
	Elaine's new boyfriend uses one of Jerry's intimate secrets; George's mom gets an eye job.

		05/07/2026 10:30 am	Seinfeld	The Diplomat's Club
	Jerry's plans to meet a gorgeous model for an airport rendezvous are derailed.

		05/07/2026 11:00 am	Seinfeld	The Face Painter
	Elaine discovers just how avid a hockey fan her boyfriend is; George tells his girlfriend that he loves her.

		05/07/2026 11:30 am	Seinfeld	The Understudy
	When singer Bette Midler is accidentally injured in their softball game, Jerry and George are accused of conspiring to get her understudy in a new musical the starring role.

		05/07/2026 12:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Engagement
	George gets engaged, while Elaine takes drastic measures to silence a barking dog.

		05/07/2026 12:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Postponement
	Elaine is jealous over George's upcoming wedding, but George wants to postpone it.

		05/07/2026 1:00 pm	The Office	Safety Training
	Andy returns to the office after several weeks of anger management training, and Michael and Dwight try to illuminate workplace dangers during a safety training day.

		05/07/2026 1:30 pm	The Office	Product Recall
	Michael tries to manage a crisis after a large shipment of Dunder Mifflin paper is accidentally sent out with an obscene watermark.

		05/07/2026 2:00 pm	The Office	Women's Appreciation
	Dwight and Andy work on catching a predator after Phyllis gets an unexpected eyeful from a flasher, and Michael takes the women on a special outing.

		05/07/2026 2:30 pm	The Office	Beach Games
	Michael is being considered for a position at the corporate office and plans competitions to find his successor, and Pam is forced to watch Jim and Karen have fun together.

		05/07/2026 3:00 pm	The Office	The Job Part 1
	Michael, Jim and Karen all interview for the same job at Dunder Mifflin's New York office, and a change for Jan upends Michael's life.

		05/07/2026 3:35 pm	The Office	The Job Part 2
	Michael complicates David Wallace's search for a new employee in New York City, and Pam finally finds professional and personal fulfillment.

		05/07/2026 4:10 pm	The Office	Fun Run Part 1
	A freak accident leads Michael to feel that the office is cursed, and he explores the religious beliefs of his employees.

		05/07/2026 4:45 pm	The Office	Fun Run Part 2
	Michael decides to hold a charity 5K run, and romance buds between Pam and Jim -- and between Dwight and Angela.

		05/07/2026 5:20 pm	The Office	Dunder-Mifflin Infinity Part 1
	Much to the dismay of Michael and his employees, Ryan returns to the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin to bring the company into the digital age.

		05/07/2026 5:55 pm	The Office	Dunder-Mifflin Infinity Part 2
	Michael takes his newfound antipathy toward technology too far, and Jim and Pam's coworkers react strangely to their relationship.

		05/07/2026 6:30 pm	The Office	Local Ad
	Michael seizes his chance to show off his creativity when the Scranton branch is asked to participate in a Dunder Mifflin ad, and Dwight explores the world of Second Life.

		05/07/2026 7:00 pm	The Daily Show	May 7, 2026
	Host Desi Lydic is joined by actor Adam Scott, promoting the film “Hokum.”

		05/07/2026 7:35 pm	Family Guy	Yacht Rocky
	When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, the family take Peter on a cruise to calm his nerves, but the trip doesn't go as planned.

		05/07/2026 8:02 pm	Family Guy	Bri-Da
	Peter and the guys use Joe's body cams to remember the million-dollar ideas they have while drinking; Quagmire must come to terms with an unexpected family development.

		05/07/2026 8:30 pm	Family Guy	Absolutely Babulous
	Stewie wins a participation award in his school's toddler games, leading him to question everything he's ever won; Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and has to repair the damage.

		05/07/2026 9:00 pm	Family Guy	Disney's The Reboot
	The network decides to reboot FAMILY GUY and the feedback takes surprising turns when three versions are shown to a focus group.

		05/07/2026 9:30 pm	South Park	Whale Whores
	Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins.

		05/07/2026 10:00 pm	South Park	The F Word
	The F Word - The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.

		05/07/2026 10:30 pm	South Park	Dances with Smurfs
	Dances with Smurfs - Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.

		05/07/2026 11:00 pm	South Park	Pee
	The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly.

		05/07/2026 11:30 pm	South Park	Sexual Healing
	Sexual Healing - The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.

		05/08/2026 12:00 am	South Park	The Tale Of Scrotie McBoogerballs
	The Tale Of Scrotie McBoogerballs - The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.

		05/08/2026 12:30 am	South Park	Medicinal Fried Chicken
	Medicinal Fried Chicken - Cartman's favorite restaurant has been replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his fried chicken back.

		05/08/2026 1:00 am	South Park	You Have 0 Friends
	When Kyle begs Stan to “friend” him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.

		05/08/2026 1:30 am	South Park	Crippled Summer
	Crippled Summer - Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.

		05/08/2026 2:00 am	South Park	Poor and Stupid
	Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.

		05/08/2026 2:30 am	South Park	It's A Jersey Thing
	New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.

		05/08/2026 3:00 am	South Park	Insheeption
	When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.

		05/08/2026 3:30 am	South Park	Crème Fraiche
	Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.

		05/08/2026 4:00 am	South Park	HumancentiPad
	Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.

		05/08/2026 4:30 am	South Park	Funnybot
	Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.

		05/08/2026 5:00 am	South Park	Royal Pudding
	The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.

		05/08/2026 5:35 am	South Park	T.M.I.
	Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.

		05/08/2026 6:10 am	South Park	Crack Baby Athletic Association
	Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.

		05/08/2026 6:45 am	South Park	City Sushi
	Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.

		05/08/2026 7:15 am	South Park	You're Getting Old
	Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.

		05/08/2026 7:50 am	South Park	Ass Burgers
	Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.

		05/08/2026 8:25 am	South Park	The Last of the Meheecans
	Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.

		05/08/2026 9:00 am	South Park	Bass to Mouth
	The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.

		05/08/2026 9:30 am	South Park	Broadway Bro Down
	After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.

		05/08/2026 10:00 am	Seinfeld	The Maestro
	Jerry refuses an eccentric friend's request, while George commits himself to helping a store security guard.

		05/08/2026 10:30 am	Seinfeld	The Wink
	Grapefruit juice in George's eye unleashes a wild chain-reaction of events.

		05/08/2026 11:00 am	Seinfeld	The Hot Tub
	Jerry worries when Elaine hosts a marathon runner with a tendency to oversleep, while Kramer's new hot tub gets him in hot water.

		05/08/2026 11:30 am	Seinfeld	The Soup Nazi
	A demanding soup stand chef bans Elaine from eating his wares.

		05/08/2026 12:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Secret Code
	George's secret bank code inadvertently becomes a dying woman's last word.

		05/08/2026 12:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pool Guy
	George worries about Susan becoming friendly with his pals.

		05/08/2026 1:00 pm	The Office	Launch Party Part 1
	Michael heads to the Dunder Mifflin Infinity website launch party in New York, and Angela plans a satellite party for the Scranton branch.

		05/08/2026 1:30 pm	The Office	Launch Party Part 2
	Andy tries to woo Angela, and Michael's plan to throw a fantastic Scranton branch party goes awry when he detains a pizza delivery guy.

		05/08/2026 2:00 pm	The Office	Money Part 1
	Michael takes on a second job to make up for the financial toll of his relationship with Jan, and Pam and Jim spend a night at Dwight's family farm.

		05/08/2026 2:30 pm	The Office	Money Part 2
	Michael's debt spins out of control, and Andy's romantic overtures toward Angela devastate her ex-boyfriend Dwight.

		05/08/2026 3:00 pm	The Office	Branch Wars
	Michael fights back when Karen tries to woo Stanley away from Scranton, and the existence of a "Finer Things Club" causes conflict at the office.

		05/08/2026 3:30 pm	The Office	Survivor Man
	Michael heads into the woods for a survival adventure after Ryan excludes him from a corporate wilderness retreat, and Jim tries to revolutionize the office birthday party.

		05/08/2026 4:00 pm	The Office	The Deposition
	Michael is deposed as a witness when Jan sues Dunder Mifflin, and Kelly trash-talks Pam after Darryl beats Jim at ping-pong.

		05/08/2026 4:30 pm	The Office	Dinner Party
	Pam and Jim finally give in to Jan and Michael's dinner invite, and Dwight's jealousy gets the best of him when he finds out that Andy and Angela are also attending.

		05/08/2026 5:00 pm	The Office	Chair Model
	Michael gets caught up by a woman modelling a chair in an office supply catalog, and Kevin and Andy team up to win back Dunder Mifflin's stolen parking spaces.

		05/08/2026 5:30 pm	The Office	Night Out
	Michael and Dwight surprise Ryan in New York for a night of clubbing, and the Scranton branch has to come in on a Saturday for an unusual project

		05/08/2026 6:00 pm	The Office	Did I Stutter?
	Stanley snaps at Michael during a meeting, Dwight decides to buy Andy's car, and Pam deals with an unexpected inconvenience after spending the night at Jim's place.

		05/08/2026 6:30 pm	The Office	Job Fair
	Jim hits the links with Andy and Kevin to try to land his biggest client ever, and Michael sets up a booth at a job fair at Pam's alma mater to find a summer intern.

		05/08/2026 7:00 pm	South Park	1%
	The 99% is ganging up on Eric Cartman.

		05/08/2026 7:30 pm	South Park	A History Channel Thanksgiving
	The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving.

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