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		05/07/2026 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Parent Trapped
	Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to become godparents.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Parent Trapped Localized description: Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to become godparents.
		05/07/2026 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Tube Stakes
	Carrie leaves the garage door open and Doug's TV gets stollen.

		05/07/2026 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Doug Out
	Arthur overhears Doug calling him a degrading name and later he walks in on Carrie doing an impression of him. To make up for it, Doug brings Arthur to a Mets game. While trying to please Arther, Doug and Carrie wind up in jail.

		05/07/2026 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Get Away
	Doug, Carrie, Deacon, and Kelly go on a vacation together. While at the hotel, Doug and Carrie find out that Deacon and Kelly have a more active sex life than them.

		05/07/2026 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Maestro
	Jerry refuses an eccentric friend's request, while George commits himself to helping a store security guard.

		05/07/2026 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Wink
	Grapefruit juice in George's eye unleashes a wild chain-reaction of events.

		05/07/2026 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Hot Tub
	Jerry worries when Elaine hosts a marathon runner with a tendency to oversleep, while Kramer's new hot tub gets him in hot water.

		05/07/2026 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Soup Nazi
	A demanding soup stand chef bans Elaine from eating his wares.

		05/08/2026 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
	Christine and Barb go on a double date, but only one gets asked out a second time. Guest star TIM DeKAY (a.k.a. Bizarro Jerry on "Seinfeld") appears as Christine's date, Patrick.

		05/08/2026 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	So You Think You Can Date
	Richard joins Christine and her new boyfriend, Patrick (recurring guest star TIM DeKAY), on a dinner date.

		05/08/2026 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Self-Esteem Tempura
	Christine is thrilled when a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a television commercial after his shockingly great performance in a school play, but Richard refuses to let him go. Who will win the argument?

		05/08/2026 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Rage Against the Christine
	Christine thinks Patrick (TIM DeKAY) is the perfect boyfriend. But after Christine wins at tennis against him, he has a surprisingly odd reaction to her competitiveness and shows a shockingly bizarre side of himself.

		05/08/2026 2:00 am	The Drew Barrymore Show	Regina Hall
	Regina Hall tells Drew all about her action-packed new film “One Battle After Another”

		05/08/2026 2:30 am	The Drew Barrymore Show	Teri Hatcher
	Teri Hatcher is whipping up a delicious meal in the kitchen with her “Desperately Devoted” Podcast Co-Hosts onscreen daughter Andrea Bowen and real-life daughter Emerson Tenney.

		05/08/2026 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Howard, The Comedian
	Staid County Clerk Sprague becomes a comedian and even gets on a TV Amateur Hour

		05/08/2026 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Big Brother
	County Clerk Howard Sprague volunteers to become the Big Brother of a high school boy.

		05/08/2026 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Most Unforgettable Character
	Andy is distressed when Opie chooses someone else as his "Most Unforgettable character" for a school composition

		05/08/2026 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Goober's Contest
	Goober faces disaster when a printing error awards Floyd a large cash prize in his gas station contest

		05/08/2026 5:00 am	MASH	Showtime
	Captain Kaplan is to be shipped home, but becomes paranoid that something will happen to him before he leaves. He takes the wheel of the jeep to drive to Kimpo himself, but crashes and ends up in plaster. Henry's wife is in labo

		05/08/2026 5:30 am	MASH	Divided We Stand
	Brought on by Frank and Margaret's negative reports, General Clayton assigns a psychiatrist, Captain Hildebrand, to examine the 4077th MAS*H unit, to see if it should be disbanded. Henry tells them to be on their best behavior

		05/08/2026 6:00 am	MASH	5 O'Clock Charlie
	An inept North Korean pilot, known as "5 O'Clock Charlie", makes his daily attempt to bomb the ammo dump. Frank puts in a request for an anti-aircraft gun, which is granted when Charlie hits General Clayton's jeep. Frank takes c

		05/08/2026 6:30 am	MASH	Radar's Report
	Radar writes the weekly activity report. Hawkeye operates on a wounded prisoner who grabs a scalpel and attacks the doctors. Frank wants Klinger thrown out on a section 8, so Henry calls in a psychiatrist, Major Freedman. Hawkey

		05/08/2026 7:00 am	Gunsmoke	A Child Between
	Sam Groom and Sandra Morgan play a fugitive and his Indian wife, who frustrate Newly by seeking medical help for their baby and then refusing to take his advice.

		05/08/2026 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	A Family of Killers
	A daring jailbreak reunites a family of vicious outlaws who wound a pursuing U.S. marshal, kill his deputy, then wait in ambush for the injured lawman and Marshal Dillon.

		05/08/2026 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	Like Old Times
	Nehemiah Persoff guest stars as a reformed criminal, with Gloria De Haven as his former sweetheart.

		05/08/2026 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Town Tamers
	Matt and a fellow marshal are ordered to quiet down a lawless town.

		05/08/2026 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Cowtown Hustler
	A high-stakes match gives an aging, down-and-out pool player the chance to regain his self-respect.

		05/08/2026 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Shoplifters
	Barney disguises himself as a dummy in an attempt to solve a series of thefts in a Mayberry department store.

		05/08/2026 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy's Vacation
	Andy takes a week off, leaving Barney and Gomer in charge. A prisoner also takes off in the resultant confusion.

		05/08/2026 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy Saves Gomer
	Gomer proceeds to make a pest of himself after Andy wakes him to put out a minor fire.

		05/08/2026 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Bargain Day
	Aunt Bee saves money by buying a side of beef. the beef is tough, the freezer conks out, and Gomer attempts to fix the motor.

		05/08/2026 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Divorce Mountain Style
	A strange mountain-style divorce ritual is frustrated by another ritual performed by Barney.

		05/08/2026 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	A Deal is a Deal
	Opie gets caught in a phony scheme to sell salve. Barney and Gomer come to his rescue.

		05/08/2026 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Game
	When Ray and his family play a game of “Scruples” after their cable goes out and they have nothing but time on their hands, they find themselves arguing about honesty.

		05/08/2026 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Recovering Pessimist
	When Debra tries to change Ray's pessimistic attitude about winning the “Sports Writer ofthe Year Award,” he agrees to change his ways and become more upbeat and suffersthe downside of being the only optimist in his family.

		05/08/2026 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Dog
	Ray brings home a stray bulldog that reminds him of the dog he had to give up as a boydue to his allergies, but his brother Robert bonds with the animal and the siblings then have to decide who gets to keep him.

		05/08/2026 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Neighbors
	When Frank's late-night buzz sawing and Marie's persistent meddling bother theneighborhood, they meet with Ray to discuss how he'll inform his parents of theircomplaints. Frank and Marie show up during the meeting.

		05/08/2026 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Fascinatin' Debra
	When Debra is being interviewed by a psychotherapist for a book on the American family, the doctor discovers that Ray and his family are more fascinating, in a quirky way, than she is.

		05/08/2026 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Why Are We Here?
	When Debra gets fed up with Ray's family intruding in her life, they both reminisce abouthow quiet life used to be in their old apartment miles away from his family.

		05/08/2026 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Ray's on TV
	Ray is devastated when he discovers his family lied to him about his television debut on asports chat show. When he gets a second chance to appear on the show, his family decides it's time they gave him some pointers.

		05/08/2026 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Dire Strayts
	Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone over for dinner. When the TV starts having reception problems Doug goes to fix and and gets stuck in the attic.

		05/08/2026 7:30 pm	King of Queens	I, Candy
	A waitress at Cooper's asks about Doug's situation, and Doug decides he should start dressing better.

		05/08/2026 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Roamin' Holiday
	Carrie's friend and her husband are over for dinner and Carrie invites them to spend Thanksgiving weekend with them. Doug hates her husband, so he convinces Spence to move out and stay with them so Carrie's friends can't.

		05/08/2026 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Sparing Carrie
	Doug's bowling team sponsor is threatening to stop paying if they don't start winning. The only bad player on the team is Carrie, so Doug has to decide if he will replace her to win.

		05/08/2026 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Net Prophets
	Doug gets a $3000 dollar Christmas bonus and Carrie wants to invest it in the stock market. Doug can't handle it and keeps getting nervous when it falls.

		05/08/2026 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Party Favor
	Carrie tries to convince Doug to be the best man at Danny's wedding.

		05/08/2026 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Secret Code
	George's secret bank code inadvertently becomes a dying woman's last word.

		05/08/2026 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pool Guy
	George worries about Susan becoming friendly with his pals.

		05/08/2026 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Sponge
	As Jerry conceals how he got an unlisted phone number, Elaine's favorite birth control device is discontinued.

		05/08/2026 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Gum
	While helping Kramer revive an old movie theatre, George is mistaken for being insane.

		05/09/2026 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner
	Christine dreads going home to see her mother (guest star BRENDA BLETHYN - "Secrets & Lies," "Saving Grace") at Thanksgiving, but she discovers a secret they have in common.

		05/09/2026 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Unidentified Funk
	Christine and Barb may lose their gym franchise when a representative from their parent company (guest star MEGAN MULLALLY) informs them that a contractual clause has been broken.

		05/09/2026 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Happy Endings
	When Christine and Barb can't get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a day spa.

		05/09/2026 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal
	Christine realizes that one of the fathers at Ritchie's Parents Orientation was the seventh grade classmate who ruined her reputation, and she decides to take revenge.

		05/09/2026 2:00 am	Roseanne	Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?
	After Becky and Darlene break their curfews one too many times, Roseanne and Dan decide to teach them a lesson about staying out all night.

		05/09/2026 2:36 am	Roseanne	Confessions
	Darlene crosses the line with her grandmother when trying to defend Roseanne.

		05/09/2026 3:12 am	Roseanne	The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father
	Dan's father stuns the Conners with a big announcement: He plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal. Roseanne is upset, but her reaction is mild compared to Dan's, who has no intention of letting the marriage take place!

		05/09/2026 3:48 am	Roseanne	The Wedding
	Keeping busy with Ed and Crystal's wedding preparations, the Conners try to accept the unlikely courtship. Roseanne and Jackie throw Crystal a bridal shower, but an upset Dan gives his father the silent treatment.

		05/09/2026 4:24 am	Roseanne	Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore
	Becky has it out with Roseanne and decides to move in with Jackie.

		05/09/2026 5:00 am	Roseanne	Home-Ec
	Roseanne decides to give Darlene's home economics class a crash course in the realities of family dining on a budget. Dan helps DJ with a school bully.

		05/09/2026 5:36 am	Roseanne	Valentine's Day
	It's Valentine's Day and Cupid's arrows go astray at the Conner house. Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting what day it is, and Darlene's heart is broken when a boy she likes asks Becky to the school dance.

		05/09/2026 6:12 am	Roseanne	Communicable Theater
	Roseanne's balances a more hectic day than usual: helping Jackie memorize her lines for a play, tending to flu-stricken Dan, and feigning excitement over DJ's merit-badge ceremony.

		05/09/2026 6:48 am	Roseanne	Vegas Interruptus
	Becky and Darlene plan a house party during their parents' Vegas trip. After a change of schedule at work, Roseanne must choose between canceling the trip or losing her job.

		05/09/2026 7:24 am	Roseanne	Her Boyfriend's Back
	Roseanne and Dan have reached their limit with Becky over her rebellious relationship with Mark.

		05/09/2026 8:00 am	Roseanne	Troubles with the Rubbles
	Well-off neighbors move in next to Roseanne, causing her to question her means, taste, and abilities as a mother.

		05/09/2026 8:36 am	Roseanne	Second Time Around
	The Conners anticipate a baby boom as Roseanne helps Crystal get ready for her childbirth classes. Also Dan has a near-miss accident at work that causes a worried D.J. to follow Dan wherever he goes.

		05/09/2026 9:12 am	Roseanne	Dances WIth Darlene
	Much to Darlene's chagrin, the whole family fusses over her when she gets asked to her first school dance.

		05/09/2026 9:48 am	Roseanne	Scenes from a Barbecue
	Shelley Winters guest-stars as Roseanne's grandmother, Mary, whose wisecracking personality charms everyone, so much so that Roseanne begs Mary to stay with the Conners - permanently.

		05/09/2026 10:24 am	Roseanne	The Pied Piper of Lanford
	Just as Dan and Roseanne have committed themselves to opening a new business with their old friend, Ziggy, an unexpected development leaves them in a very sticky situation.

		05/09/2026 11:00 am	Roseanne	A Bitter Pill to Swallow
	Roseanne is thrown when Becky confides that she wants to start taking birth control.

		05/09/2026 11:30 am	Roseanne	Take My Bike...Please!
	Dan and Roseanne's motorcycle business is floundering. Meanwhile, Becky is forced to be head-of-household while her parents are working.

		05/09/2026 12:00 pm	Roseanne	Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker
	Depressed over seeing her old boyfriend, Gary, with his new fiancée, Jackie is driven into the arms of another man.

		05/09/2026 12:30 pm	Roseanne	Don't Make Me Over
	A glamorous Roseanne emerges from her Mother's Day makeover at the Beauty Box, only to discover Becky and Darlene have an ulterior motive behind their very thoughtful gift.

		05/09/2026 1:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Rye
	George must replace a loaf of bread his parents took from Susan's mom and dad.

		05/09/2026 1:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Caddy
	While leaving his car at work convinces George's bosses that he's working late, Elaine is disturbed by a bra-less acquaintance.

		05/09/2026 2:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Seven
	As Susan's friends steal their new daughter's name from George, Elaine loses an antique bike to Kramer.

		05/09/2026 2:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Cadillac - Part 1
	Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei.

		05/09/2026 3:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Cadillac - Part 2
	Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei.

		05/09/2026 3:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Shower Head
	As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job.

		05/09/2026 4:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Doll
	While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy.

		05/09/2026 4:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Friar's Club
	Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a missing jacket.

		05/09/2026 5:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Wigmaster
	Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George.

		05/09/2026 5:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Calzone
	As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics.

		05/09/2026 6:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Wait Out
	Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage; Kramer's tight jeans causes problems.

		05/09/2026 6:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Invitations
	As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams.

		05/09/2026 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Block Buster
	Doug invites his old football teammates over so they can talk to a reporter about their team. Doug made a championship winning play, but people on the team think another player made it, so Doug tries to prove them wrong.

		05/09/2026 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Frozen Pop
	Cold weather comes and Arthur has to move upstairs. When the weather warms up he stays upstairs, and Doug and Carrie want him back in the basement.

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