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05/11/2026 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter builds a tunnel to the Drunken Clam after Lois grounds him for secretly getting a credit card and spending all of the family's money. | |||||
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05/11/2026 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| In the future, Stewie is a rich old man enjoying his retirement when Brian brings news about Peter dying. | |||||
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05/11/2026 9:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter becomes the face of racial justice when diarrhea makes him kneel during the national anthem as he starts coaching a minor league baseball team. | |||||
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05/11/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| It's never been more challenging to be a PC Principal. | |||||
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05/11/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town. The townspeople are angry that the president is scaring their children. | |||||
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05/11/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control and Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test. | |||||
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05/11/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest. When the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church. | |||||
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05/11/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the director of the annual Christmas pageant. Meanwhile at South Park Elementary, Strong Woman and PC Principal face a whole new set of challenges in their relationship. | |||||
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05/12/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Butters is selling vape pens and all kinds of fruity-flavored vape accessories at school. Randy decides he should move the family to the country and take up farming. | |||||
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05/12/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get more candy on Halloween than they have ever gotten before. | |||||
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05/12/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| South Park citizens are in danger and the boys realize that only Al Gore can help. | |||||
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05/12/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys break out of jail and are on the run from the police and ManBearPig. | |||||
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05/12/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman has been diagnosed with anxiety. | |||||
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05/12/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| South Park is chosen to be the home for Amazon's newest Fulfillment Center. | |||||
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05/12/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys' chance of winning the Bike Parade is in jeopardy when Kenny quits. | |||||
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05/12/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| Randy fights against home-grown. Meanwhile, Kyle goes to camp. | |||||
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05/12/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China. | |||||
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05/12/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| Randy celebrates the success of Tegridy Farms while Cartman refuses to get a shot. | |||||
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05/12/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman is sure the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack. | |||||
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05/12/2026 5:35 am |
South Park |
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| It's Halloween and Randy is dealing with his daughter's marijuana problem. | |||||
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05/12/2026 6:10 am |
South Park |
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| The citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms and they just want to lock him up. | |||||
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05/12/2026 6:45 am |
South Park |
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| The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits. | |||||
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05/12/2026 7:15 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle's mom has a fecal transplant and the boys are on a quest for the best microbiome. | |||||
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05/12/2026 7:50 am |
South Park |
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| Scott Malkinson's desperate to impress the new girl in his class. | |||||
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05/12/2026 8:25 am |
South Park |
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| Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's Holiday Season. | |||||
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05/12/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| The on-going Pandemic presents endless challenges to the citizens of South Park. | |||||
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05/12/2026 10:00 am |
South Park |
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| The citizens of South ParQ are clamoring for the COVID-19 vaccine. A hilarious new militant group tries to stop the boys from getting their teacher vaccinated. | |||||
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05/12/2026 11:00 am |
Family Guy |
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| Peter builds a tunnel to the Drunken Clam after Lois grounds him for secretly getting a credit card and spending all of the family's money. | |||||
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05/12/2026 11:30 am |
Family Guy |
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| In the future, Stewie is a rich old man enjoying his retirement when Brian brings news about Peter dying. | |||||
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05/12/2026 12:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter becomes the face of racial justice when diarrhea makes him kneel during the national anthem as he starts coaching a minor league baseball team. | |||||
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05/12/2026 12:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter is told to work from home when his sweat becomes a liability; Stewie and Chris create a fake Kickstarter campaign with Brian to pay for the damages done to an electronics store. | |||||
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05/12/2026 1:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter's newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen results in him getting into a car accident and falling into a coma. | |||||
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05/12/2026 1:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The Griffins experience life without Meg when she's erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, and she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere. | |||||
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05/12/2026 2:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Following another blackout, the Griffins re-imagine three stories from the Bible about Adam and Eve, Noah, and the Last Supper while cooped up in a motel room during a storm. | |||||
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05/12/2026 2:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins when he gets fired for fat-shaming Chris at school; Brian sues Stewie for portraying him as an idiot in a series of children's books. | |||||
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05/12/2026 3:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear. When Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it. | |||||
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05/12/2026 3:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie "breaks up with" Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris. Unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action. | |||||
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05/12/2026 4:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Peter hurts himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident, Chris and Stewie nurse one of the squirrels back to health; a chiropractor realigns Peter's spine and restores him to his true height. | |||||
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05/12/2026 4:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster. | |||||
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05/12/2026 5:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident. Meanwhile, Peter finds a new vest and on one of many adventures fitting for his new attire, his arms are torn off and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back. | |||||
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05/12/2026 5:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next Mayor of Quahog should be. Upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West. | |||||
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05/12/2026 6:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans. The town becomes divided on whether or not to remove the statue that commemorates him. | |||||
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05/12/2026 6:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins must try to save Christmas on their own. | |||||
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05/12/2026 7:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. | |||||
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05/12/2026 7:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter is told to work from home when his sweat becomes a liability; Stewie and Chris create a fake Kickstarter campaign with Brian to pay for the damages done to an electronics store. | |||||
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05/12/2026 8:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter's newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen results in him getting into a car accident and falling into a coma. | |||||
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05/12/2026 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The Griffins experience life without Meg when she's erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, and she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere. | |||||
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05/12/2026 9:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Following another blackout, the Griffins re-imagine three stories from the Bible about Adam and Eve, Noah, and the Last Supper while cooped up in a motel room during a storm. | |||||
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05/12/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The 4th grade class is banned from wearing their pajamas to school on the most important day of the year. | |||||
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05/12/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time. | |||||
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05/12/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job. | |||||
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05/12/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| A lot is riding on Butter's ability to crush the competition in the all-important dressage championship. | |||||
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05/12/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys find out that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers. | |||||
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05/13/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Butters is shocked to learn that people in South Park don't understand what St. Patrick's Day is really about. | |||||
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05/13/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman is jealous of the friendship that's developed between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it. | |||||
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05/13/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town. | |||||
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05/13/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| South Park learns about the wonders of Japanese toilets. | |||||
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05/13/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school. | |||||
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05/13/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| The South Park boys renovate and open an historic restaurant in Colorado. | |||||
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05/13/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| Spring Break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle. | |||||
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05/13/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them an important message. | |||||
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05/13/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| Towelie goes to Washington, D.C. | |||||
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05/13/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| Butters experiences the reality of tariffs when he has to buy a Labubu doll for his girlfriend's birthday. | |||||
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05/13/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle and Cartman are at odds when a prediction markets app gets popular with their fellow students. | |||||
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05/13/2026 5:35 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist. | |||||
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05/13/2026 6:10 am |
South Park |
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| The White House deals with a disruptive spirit from the east wing. While Stan worries that South Park has become too political. | |||||
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05/13/2026 6:45 am |
South Park |
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| Butters' AI revenge plan backfires, igniting an epidemic of fake videos at school that leaves Detective Harris struggling to tell fantasy from reality. | |||||
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05/13/2026 7:15 am |
South Park |
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| The town's annual Turkey Trot turns chaotic when Cartman uses questionable cutting-edge science to win the race. | |||||
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05/13/2026 7:50 am |
South Park |
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| Satan's due, Stan's praying, and only a Christmas miracle can deliver the Antichrist on time. | |||||
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05/13/2026 8:25 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends. | |||||
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05/13/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle is on his deathbed with a rare kidney disease, and Cartman is the only person able to save his life. | |||||
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05/13/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children. | |||||
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05/13/2026 10:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the 5th band member. | |||||
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05/13/2026 10:30 am |
South Park |
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| Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion. | |||||
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05/13/2026 11:00 am |
South Park |
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| Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein. | |||||
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05/13/2026 11:30 am |
South Park |
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| Fearing their new 4th grade teacher, the kids use Timmy's wheelchair to travel back in time to a happier, easier school year. | |||||
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05/13/2026 12:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard. | |||||
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05/13/2026 12:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit. | |||||
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05/13/2026 1:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next Mayor of Quahog should be. Upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West. | |||||
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05/13/2026 1:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans. The town becomes divided on whether or not to remove the statue that commemorates him. | |||||
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05/13/2026 2:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins must try to save Christmas on their own. | |||||
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05/13/2026 2:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter volunteers at the hospital after making it through a bad flu season and finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, The Giant Chicken, is admitted to ER. After learning he's part cat, Brian has an identity crisis. | |||||
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05/13/2026 3:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| While Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride in Joe's new classic corvette. | |||||
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05/13/2026 3:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery, but ends up taking it too far. | |||||
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05/13/2026 4:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli, but when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian must go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life. | |||||
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05/13/2026 4:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie gets a mail order bride from Ukraine and experiences domestic life. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets. | |||||
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05/13/2026 5:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win "Best Customer" at her favorite coffee shop. | |||||
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05/13/2026 5:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins, when he then seeks out. After meeting the richer, smarter Hendersons, Brian struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did. | |||||
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05/13/2026 6:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois and Peter are mistaken for "young parents" by another couple at Stewie's school and invited to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone. | |||||
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05/13/2026 6:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg deals with a college admissions scandal, while Brian embarks on a fitness journey. | |||||
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05/13/2026 7:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. | |||||
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05/13/2026 7:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins when he gets fired for fat-shaming Chris at school; Brian sues Stewie for portraying him as an idiot in a series of children's books. | |||||
