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05/13/2026 8:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear. When Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it. | |||||
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05/13/2026 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie "breaks up with" Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris. Unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action. | |||||
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05/13/2026 9:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Peter hurts himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident, Chris and Stewie nurse one of the squirrels back to health; a chiropractor realigns Peter's spine and restores him to his true height. | |||||
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05/13/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman Gets An Anal Probe- Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother. | |||||
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05/13/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town. | |||||
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05/13/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature. | |||||
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05/13/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan's dog explores his sexuality. | |||||
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05/13/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin. | |||||
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05/14/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper. | |||||
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05/14/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye." | |||||
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05/14/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination which conflicts with Cartmans birthday party. | |||||
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05/14/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia. | |||||
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05/14/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park. | |||||
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05/14/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| A substitute teacher poses a threat to Stan and Wendy's relationship. | |||||
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05/14/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys find a prehistoric relic that spawns a monster that threatens to destroy the world. | |||||
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05/14/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman searches for the identity of his father. | |||||
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05/14/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman finds out the identity of his father. | |||||
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05/14/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus. | |||||
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05/14/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns. | |||||
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05/14/2026 5:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate. | |||||
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05/14/2026 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| Join Stan, Kyle, Eric, and Kenny down in South Park for a dose of crude language and dark, surreal humor! | |||||
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05/14/2026 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| Join Stan, Kyle, Eric, and Kenny down in South Park for a dose of crude language and dark, surreal humor! | |||||
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05/14/2026 7:00 am |
South Park |
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| It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash. | |||||
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05/14/2026 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map. | |||||
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05/14/2026 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population. | |||||
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05/14/2026 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| The kids parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the Chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently. | |||||
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05/14/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys are strangely drawn to the new planetarium, and Cartman tries to win the lead in the Broadway production of Les Miserables. | |||||
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05/14/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys build rival clubhouses and Stan is psyched to have Wendy visit for a game of Truth or Dare. | |||||
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05/14/2026 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage; Kramer's tight jeans causes problems. | |||||
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05/14/2026 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams. | |||||
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05/14/2026 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J. Peterman's business. | |||||
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05/14/2026 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend | |||||
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05/14/2026 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women. | |||||
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05/14/2026 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's strange dancing loses her employees' respect; George cultivates a "bad boy" image; Jerry becomes an underground legend after he makes a bootleg videotape of a new movie. | |||||
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05/14/2026 1:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight's loyalty to Michael is tested when he finds a new hero in Charles, and Andy tries to provide for all of Jim's emotional needs. | |||||
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05/14/2026 1:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael's new company struggles to make early morning deliveries while the office tries to get their expense reports in on time after Angela enforces Dunder Mifflin's policy. | |||||
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05/14/2026 2:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael mediates a dispute within his new sales team, and trouble brews in the office when several employees take the term ʺcasual Fridayʺ too loosely. | |||||
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05/14/2026 2:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael turns the former office of the Michael Scott Paper Company into a dance club, Phyllis opens up to Dwight, and Jim and Pam plan a secret trip. | |||||
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05/14/2026 3:00 pm |
The Office |
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| At the annual Dunder Mifflin company picnic, Michael and Holly are reunited, and the Scranton branch competes in the picnic's volleyball tournament. | |||||
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05/14/2026 3:35 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael feels left out as the rest of the office gossips about the summer interns, and Andy struggles with heterosexuality. | |||||
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05/14/2026 4:10 pm |
The Office |
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| Pam deals with the guest list for her wedding, and Dwight convinces Toby to investigate Darryl's worker's comp claim. | |||||
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05/14/2026 4:45 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight reaches his breaking point with Jim and looks to the rest of the office for allies, and Pam wants to request cash instead of wedding gifts. | |||||
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05/14/2026 5:20 pm |
The Office |
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| The entire office travels to Niagara Falls for Jim and Pam's wedding, and they're under strict orders not to mention that Pam is pregnant. | |||||
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05/14/2026 5:55 pm |
The Office |
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| Things get rowdy in Niagara Falls before Jim and Pam finally tie the knot. | |||||
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05/14/2026 6:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael meets with an insurance salesman who visits the office, and Erin accidentally ruins Pam's painting. | |||||
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05/14/2026 7:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. | |||||
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05/14/2026 7:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster. | |||||
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05/14/2026 8:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident. Meanwhile, Peter finds a new vest and on one of many adventures fitting for his new attire, his arms are torn off and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back. | |||||
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05/14/2026 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next Mayor of Quahog should be. Upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West. | |||||
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05/14/2026 9:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans. The town becomes divided on whether or not to remove the statue that commemorates him. | |||||
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05/14/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| It's rodeo time in South Park and Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny compete in the Bull riding event. | |||||
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05/14/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Chef runs into some financial trouble and organizes a benefit concert with some of his very talented friends. | |||||
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05/14/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman becomes a really nice guy and Stan is suspicious of his new pet fish. | |||||
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05/14/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan's parents say no to a road-trip to Cartman's Grandmas house, but Stan joins the boys anyway. | |||||
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05/14/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek. | |||||
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05/15/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour. | |||||
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05/15/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's Dad is on the case. | |||||
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05/15/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight. | |||||
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05/15/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet. | |||||
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05/15/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment. | |||||
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05/15/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| Shelly Babysits Cartman. | |||||
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05/15/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park. | |||||
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05/15/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip. | |||||
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05/15/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan, Chinpokomon. | |||||
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05/15/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee. | |||||
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05/15/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| The entire town of South Park turns out for the annual reenactment of a Civil War Battle. | |||||
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05/15/2026 5:35 am |
South Park |
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| The boys go to Arkansas for the "4 Million-Child Blow 2000!", the first world-wide recorder concert. | |||||
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05/15/2026 6:10 am |
South Park |
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| The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race & Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years. | |||||
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05/15/2026 6:45 am |
South Park |
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| The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium. | |||||
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05/15/2026 7:15 am |
South Park |
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| A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move. | |||||
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05/15/2026 7:50 am |
South Park |
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| Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder. | |||||
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05/15/2026 8:25 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends. | |||||
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05/15/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle is on his deathbed with a rare kidney disease, and Cartman is the only person able to save his life. | |||||
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05/15/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children. | |||||
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05/15/2026 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George tries to woo a photo store employee with pictures of himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to get medical treatment; Kramer offers to get a refund for Jerry's broken stereo. | |||||
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05/15/2026 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's promotion of a mail room clerk sparks a mutiny; Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania; Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook. | |||||
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05/15/2026 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and inspires George to revive their TV pilot. | |||||
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05/15/2026 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account. | |||||
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05/15/2026 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school. | |||||
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05/15/2026 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii. | |||||
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05/15/2026 1:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael shocks Jim and Pam when he reveals the identity of the new woman he's been dating, and Dwight apologizes to Jim for years of torment with a strange peace offering. | |||||
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05/15/2026 1:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael gets teased by everyone at the office after he takes an embarrassing fall at a meeting and Pam and Andy go cold calling to drum up more sales. | |||||
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05/15/2026 2:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Jim and Pam must go out with Michael and Helene, and Dwight begins to do nice things for everyone in the office. | |||||
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05/15/2026 2:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael's world is rocked by troubling rumors about Dunder Mifflin, and Andy realizes that his chief obstacle in courting Erin is his own awkwardness. | |||||
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05/15/2026 3:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael is honored at the Dunder Mifflin shareholder meeting in New York City, and Jim has a hard time getting Ryan to do work back at the office. | |||||
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05/15/2026 3:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael realizes he can't keep a promise he made to a group of kids 10 years ago, and Jim starts an employee-of-the-month program to boost office morale. | |||||
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05/15/2026 4:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael is outraged when Jim allows Phyllis to be Santa at the office Christmas party, and Oscar develops a secret crush. | |||||
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05/15/2026 4:30 pm |
The Office |
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| When a banker visits Dunder Mifflin to check for any problems at the branch, Toby remembers standout moments in the office's past. | |||||
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05/15/2026 5:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael struggles to accept new company policies after Sabre takes over Dunder Mifflin, and Pam and Jim try to get Cece a spot at an in-demand daycare. | |||||
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05/15/2026 5:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Sabre CEO Jo Bennett visits Scranton and informs Michael and Jim that one of them must step down as branch manager, and Andy's ambitious Valentine's Day plan backfires. | |||||
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05/15/2026 6:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Pam's contractions begin, but she and Jim are determined to delay the delivery to get the most out of their insurance. | |||||
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05/15/2026 6:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Pam gives birth to a daughter, and back at the office, Kevin develops a crush on Erin. | |||||
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05/15/2026 7:00 pm |
South Park |
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| South Park Classics presents a rendition of the beloved novel "Great Expectations" starring Pip, as the antihero who takes on the bitter Ms. Haversham and robotic monkeys in his attempt to win Estella's heart. | |||||
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05/15/2026 7:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the 5th band member. | |||||
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Available schedules: 05/06/2021 - 06/25/2026
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Country: United States
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