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05/13/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Deacon are going insane from boredom during the strike. They get together with Arthur and stark pulling stupid pranks on people to entertain themselves. | |||||
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05/13/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie are arguing about who was the first one to tell each other "I love you". They think back to the day it happened, the day when Doug first met Carrie's family. | |||||
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05/13/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie have to watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them having sex, they have to find a way to keep him from saying anything. | |||||
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05/13/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur starts working at Carrie's lawfirm with her. Doug and Deacon are having a prank war. | |||||
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05/13/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry doubts his dentist's religious conversion; Kramer and Mickey fight over a double date as Elaine undermines a couple's chances at adoption. | |||||
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05/13/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry lobbies for a good spot on his girlfriend's speed dial, George tries getting himself fired so he can accept a better job. | |||||
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05/13/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine and a former boss join forces in a muffin top business; George pretends to be a tourist in order to get a date. | |||||
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05/13/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| After getting fired from the Yankees, George uses his free time to help Jerry with a demanding girlfriend; Kramer accidentally wins a Tony Award while Elaine is accused of being mean by her co-workers. | |||||
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05/14/2026 12:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy is hesitant about having foot surgery just as she was scheduled to tap dance with Blanche and Rose at a dance recital. | |||||
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05/14/2026 12:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche's professor sexually harasses her when he asks for help on a difficult test. If she has sex with him, he'll give her an "A." Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia each try to get tickets for a sold out Frank Sinatra concert. | |||||
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05/14/2026 1:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| A week before an awards ceremony, Blanche, Dorothy and Rose each come down with a nasty flu, which compounds their arguing over who will win a prestigious award. | |||||
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05/14/2026 1:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Rose loses her job at the grief center and begins searching for other sources of work. Meanwhile, Blanche tries to lose a few pounds and Dorothy is excited when a man she once had a crush on contacts her and asks her out. | |||||
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05/14/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| Martha Plimpton tells Drew about her show “Task.” Drew, Ross and Valerie Bertinelli cover the latest headlines. | |||||
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05/14/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| Dan Souza is showing Drew easy ways to make savory oatmeal for breakfast. Tyriq Withers tells Drew about his movie “HIM.” | |||||
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05/14/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy learns the truth when he sees his cousin Bradford alight from a freight train but keeps quiet because Aunt Bee thinks he's a wealthy relative. | |||||
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05/14/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy catches the flu and Goober takes over as his deputy. | |||||
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05/14/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard quits his boring job as county clerk and becomes a Caribbean island beachcomber. | |||||
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05/14/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober buys the gas station with financial backing from Andy and Emmett. | |||||
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05/14/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret revaluates her life, and decides to leave Frank and ask for a transfer, which is granted. She gets drunk at her goodbye party, but is sobered up in the shower when wounded start arriving. She changes her mind when she r | |||||
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05/14/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger pretends to be pregnant. Hawkeye and Trapper operate on General Mitchell's son, and the General gives them 3 days in Tokyo Henry keeps getting calls from Tokyo about what Hawkeye and Trapper are doing. When they get back | |||||
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05/14/2026 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Henry returns from a week in Tokyo, to announce that he is in love with a 20-year old girl called Nancy Sue Parker. She arrives for the weekend, and Henry shows her off. Nancy comes on to Hawkeye while Henry is in surgery. Henry | |||||
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05/14/2026 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| A riotous episode in which Hawkeye will do anything to get a new pair of boots: In order to get Zale to get him some, he must get an appointment for Zale with Futterman, the camp dentist, who will only do it if Henry will give h | |||||
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05/14/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Dillon is frustrated by Judge Kendall's insistence that the letter of the law be maintained and the Emmett Kaysinger and his gang, all known outlaws, be set free unless there is solid evidence to hold them. | |||||
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05/14/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Strother Martin guest stars as Ben Snow, a half-crazed desert hermit who saves Festus' life only to force him to become a human pack animal. | |||||
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05/14/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| In the conclusion of a two-part episode, Ben Snow tries to get his long-hidden gold back to civilization to use in fighting an old enemy. | |||||
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05/14/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Lee J. Cobb and his daughter Julie Cobb appear together for the first time, when Cobb guest stars as a once-proud military officer who is suddenly faced with a painful and unplanned reunion with his daughter Ann. | |||||
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05/14/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Av Marie Pugh is a young lady who has her hands full trying to get her lazy family to plant a crop before their landlord runs them off the property. | |||||
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05/14/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee wants the starring role in the Mayberry Centennial Pageant. Andy and Opie are neglected at home. | |||||
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05/14/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie finds himself an unwilling principal in a betrothal involving mountaineer Charlene Darling's new baby. | |||||
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05/14/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Helen are supposed to have a day off, but are continually interrupted at their secluded picnic spot by Barney asking questions about his duties. | |||||
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05/14/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney demonstrates gypsy fortune telling to Opie. The wishes seem to begin to come true. | |||||
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05/14/2026 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Otis slips and falls in jail and is convinced by a lawyer that he should sue the county. | |||||
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05/14/2026 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney decides to dabble in real estate as a side line. He tries to get the Sheriff to put his house up for sale. | |||||
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05/14/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Raymond is in a bad mood. Forced to wait home all day for the delivery guy to bringDebra's new curtains, he can't go out and play golf and laments to his brother that marriageis like a prison. | |||||
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05/14/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra, Ray, and the kids make plans to spend the holiday at Frank and Marie's house. But their dreams of turkey with sausage stuffing and yams with marshmallows on top are quicklyshattered by Marie's new heart-healthy diet. | |||||
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05/14/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everywhere Ray looks, beautiful, sexy women are coming out of the woodwork to stop byand say “hi” to new tenant Robert. It's the best looking “welcome wagon” Ray has everseen. | |||||
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05/14/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is overjoyed by the reaction he is getting from friends and family who received a personalized “Barone” toaster from him as a gift. Even Debra's pretentious parents are thrilled with it. | |||||
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05/14/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| To settle the score and maintain his dignity, Ray challenges Frank to a winner take allping pong match after Frank reveals that he purposely threw a childhood match so that Raywould finally beat him. | |||||
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05/14/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Marie discovers that Ray held an unchaperoned, wild party at their home some 20 years ago, she is hurt and disappointed that her beloved Ray would have lied to her. | |||||
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05/14/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert's entire demeanor changes when he starts clubbing with his patrol partner, Judy,and her friends. He starts using expressions such as “This is so whack” and “I'm down with it” and showing up in mustard colored suits. | |||||
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05/14/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug buys Carrie a camera for Christmas, but her office gives her a better one. Lou Ferigno moves in next door. | |||||
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05/14/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie try to go to a wedding but not have to stay. | |||||
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05/14/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug convinces his sister to go out with Carrie's boss so that he can go to his house to watch the Super Bowl on his high-def TV. | |||||
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05/14/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug makes Carrie tell him people she knows that she finds attractive, and she says Deacon. Deacon is having a birthday party at a paintball course and it turns into a war. | |||||
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05/14/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug finds Deacon out with another woman and Deacon makes him promise not to say anything. When Carrie finds out, she begins to question their marriage because Doug and her have different views on whether or not it is cheating. | |||||
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05/14/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie reads an article about how couples sometimes substitute sex for communication and she makes Doug agree that they won't have sex for 3 weeks. | |||||
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05/14/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George gets a new job after he's mistaken for being handicapped while Jerry suspects Bania is taking advantage of him; Kramer's latest shaving technique backfires as Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend during a trans-Atlantic flight. | |||||
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05/14/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry risks losing a girlfriend over a joke, George continues to work despite having been asked to leave; Elaine finds breaking up is hard to do as Kramer hires an assistant. | |||||
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05/14/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry accepts his girlfriend's challenge to get angry, George tries selling computers with is father as Elaine fends off Lippman and his teenage son. | |||||
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05/14/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer starts his own blood bank and George works at combining, sex, food and television. | |||||
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05/15/2026 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Max (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK) points out to Christine her tendency to flake when things get tough, and tries to teach her how to follow through. | |||||
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05/15/2026 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Richard asks Christine to set him up on a date to help him get over New Christine. Guest star (and real-life wife of series star Clark Gregg) JENNIFER GREY appears as his date. | |||||
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05/15/2026 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave (recurring guest star JAMES LESURE - "For Your Love," "Las Vegas"), the immigration officer she has been seeing. | |||||
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05/15/2026 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine finds out Ritchie is the school bully, she decides to set a good example by making amends with the woman (AMY SEDARIS) she bullied as a kid. | |||||
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05/15/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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05/15/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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05/15/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The head of a local TV station enlists Aunt Bee to do a nightly cooking show, having heard about her cooking. Although she may not exude great professionalism, she has that extra "naturalness" that they're looking for. But her m | |||||
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05/15/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Emmett is needled into becoming an insurance salesman by his wife and her brother, a successful broker. | |||||
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05/15/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie breaks a bottle of expensive perfume on his new job as a drug store clerk. | |||||
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05/15/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A $500 bequest to the Mayberry church almost provokes a schism over how to spend it. | |||||
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05/15/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Private Baker, who is always going AWOL, is desperate for plastic surgery on his nose. Hawkeye gets an old friend, and plastic surgeon, to visit the camp, promising him a nurse called "The Barracuda". They put together an elabor | |||||
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05/15/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| A Korean family set up camp in the middle of the compound. A Korean woman with a baby comes looking for the father, and names Radar. Civilian affairs relocates the family and blood tests prove Radar is not the father. | |||||
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05/15/2026 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| While there are no casualties, Hawkeye & Trapper crate up Frank while he sleeps and receive gorilla suits through the mail. Henry gets a tan and gives another sex orientation lecture. When the wounded start pouring in again, the | |||||
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05/15/2026 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| The supply lines to the camp are cut. Radar, the housing officer, starts doubling people up to save fuel and Klinger is thrown out of the nurse's tent. People start burning everything to stay warm while Frank wears his heated so | |||||
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05/15/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Fleeing from both Matt Dillon and his double-crossed partners, outlaw Gristy Calhoun discovers that his survival in the badlands depends on an Indian woman. | |||||
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05/15/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Karp and his associates, who make their living lawfully by taking skins from range cattle, find themselves confronted by the law, when they go beyond their legal rights and do exactly as they please. | |||||
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05/15/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Newly finds himself in a strange alliance with a professional killer as he tries to get his prisoner to Dodge City before they are both killed by bounty hunters. | |||||
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05/15/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Allen Garfield guest stars as a school teacher in an episode of Gunsmoke that makes a strong statement for compulsory education for children, even in the less enlightened Dodge City of the 1870's. | |||||
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05/15/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Dillon takes young Bessie Sutherland, now an orphan after her parents have been killed on the prairie, to live with her Aunt Rachel. He discovers that she is not wanted. | |||||
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05/15/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober dismantles a car in the sheriff's office. | |||||
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05/15/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Otis rides into Mayberry on a cow under the impression it is a horse. | |||||
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05/15/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney believes he is hexed when several accidents happen after he fails to continue a "lucky" chain letter. | |||||
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05/15/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney think they'll have some privacy with their girl friends after Goober finds a girl of his own. But they discover Goober favors triple dates. | |||||
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05/15/2026 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney runs for Sheriff when Andy seems lined up for another job. Andy's job falls through and he becomes a write-in candidate for re-election. | |||||
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05/15/2026 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney finds $250,000 in cash from a bank robbery and decides to capture the robber himself. | |||||
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05/15/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Frank is elected “Man of the Year” down at the Lodge and a reluctant Ray and Robert areenlisted to prepare his tribute. When they show up to interview Frank's friends for the testimonial video, they are shocked at comments. | |||||
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05/15/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Just as Frank and Marie are about to embark on a high seas vacation, Frank hurts his kneeand Ray, not wanting to disappoint his mother, agrees to accompany her on the Caribbeancruise. | |||||
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05/15/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray is forced to confront the realreason he doesn't want to stay home alone. | |||||
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05/15/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Trying to impress Robert when they visit the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, Rayuses his “weight” as a sports writer for Newsday to jump to the front of the line to meet themembers of the '69 Miracle New York Mets. | |||||
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05/15/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray confides to Debra that her constant need to cuddle and “be on top of him” whenthey are sleeping is causing him too many sleepless nights, Debra is more than happy tocomply with his request to give him his space. | |||||
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05/15/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra and Ray feel tremendous pressure to show each other a good time on a romanticweekend getaway in Vermont. From the moment they set foot in the bed andbreakfast, it's apparent that theyare trying a bit too hard. | |||||
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05/15/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra gets a part-time job in the big city, an unhappy Ray is left to fend for himself,and Marie is left wondering what's to become of the children, the house and her belovedson now that they will be neglected. | |||||
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05/15/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug lies to Carrie about having to work late so that he can play mud football with his friends. Doug gets sick and then Arthur makes him feel even worse for lying to Carrie. | |||||
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05/15/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug feels sorry for Arthur and lets him go to a bar instead of a dance at his senior center. When Carrie finds out she gives Doug full control of Arthur, and Doug realizes how hard it is to deal with him. | |||||
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Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 06/13/2026
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Country: United States
•Language: English
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