Schedules
|
05/17/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
|||
| Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
|||
| The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
|||
| Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general. | |||||
|
05/17/2026 4:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
|||
| The Parks Department forms a partnership to sell energy bars, but Leslie discovers how unhealthy the snacks are. Mark agrees to help Tom move out. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 4:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
|||
| Leslie reunites her mom with an old flame on Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, Andy and his band are nervous about playing at the Senior Center. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 5:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
|||
| Leslie is outraged when Ron wins a "Woman of the Year" award for a project she started. Tom tries to find some money to invest in a local nightclub. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 5:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
|||
| When a possum bites the mayor's dog, Leslie is asked to catch the pesky animal. Meanwhile, Ron is upset when Mark refuses to bend the rules for him. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 6:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
|||
| After Jerry gets mugged, Leslie meets with the park ranger in hopes of improving park safety. Everyone tries to be nicer to Jerry once he returns. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 6:30 am |
Blended |
|||
|
|
05/17/2026 9:00 am |
50 First Dates |
|||
| Starring Adam Sandler & Drew Barrymore. Henry is a womanizing vet in Hawaii who can't commit - until he meets Lucy. The only problem is, due to a short term memory problem, she has no idea who the hell he is each new day. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
|||
| As a bad check threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation, raising chickens involves Kramer in illegal cockfighting; George dates a women's prison inmate. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
|||
| Jerry buys back a car his parents sold as the Costanzas decide to spend George's inheritance; Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend, while Peterman returns unexpectedly. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
|||
| As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro, George seeks revenge against a co-worker's cutting remarks; Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a living will. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
|||
| Jerry new girlfriend seems to goo to be true; George awards a scholarship to an average student; Elaine turns to Kramer for help in preparing Peterman's autobiography. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 1:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
|||
| While Elaine suffers in a case of mistaken identity and an ex-friend fears Jerry's retribution, George avoids a girlfriend looking to break up. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 1:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
|||
| As George loses a prized keychain in a pothole, Kramer adopts a section of highway. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 2:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
|||
| Elaine's opinion of a film lands her in hot water; Kramer gets stuck with a trio of Cubans cigar rollers while George is obsessed with a beautiful woman's boyfriend. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 2:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
|||
| As George builds a bed underneath his desk, Elaine gets a mattress from her back-conscious new boyfriend; Jerry struggles with an indecisive carpenter, while Kramer takes extreme measures to swim. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 3:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
|||
| Jerry doubts his dentist's religious conversion; Kramer and Mickey fight over a double date as Elaine undermines a couple's chances at adoption. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 3:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
|||
| As Jerry lobbies for a good spot on his girlfriend's speed dial, George tries getting himself fired so he can accept a better job. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 4:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
|||
| Elaine and a former boss join forces in a muffin top business; George pretends to be a tourist in order to get a date. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 4:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
|||
| After getting fired from the Yankees, George uses his free time to help Jerry with a demanding girlfriend; Kramer accidentally wins a Tony Award while Elaine is accused of being mean by her co-workers. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 5:00 pm |
Family Guy |
|||
| Peter volunteers at the hospital after making it through a bad flu season and finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, The Giant Chicken, is admitted to ER. After learning he's part cat, Brian has an identity crisis. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 5:30 pm |
Family Guy |
|||
| While Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride in Joe's new classic corvette. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 6:00 pm |
Family Guy |
|||
| After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery, but ends up taking it too far. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 6:30 pm |
Family Guy |
|||
| Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli, but when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian must go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 7:00 pm |
Family Guy |
|||
| Stewie gets a mail order bride from Ukraine and experiences domestic life. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 7:30 pm |
Family Guy |
|||
| After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win "Best Customer" at her favorite coffee shop. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
|||
| Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins, when he then seeks out. After meeting the richer, smarter Hendersons, Brian struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 8:30 pm |
South Park |
|||
| In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok to build the Great Wall of South Park. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 9:00 pm |
South Park |
|||
| When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
|||
| The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
|||
| Mr. Garrison returns to teaching with a new assistant to replace Mr. Hat, and the boys are sent to the Death Camp of Tolerance. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
|||
| When a famous psychic fails to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body, Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
|||
| A 32-year-old man arrives in South Park claiming to be Stan from the future, and Cartman goes into the business of revenge. | |||||
|
|
05/17/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
|||
| When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
|||
| When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
|||
| After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
|||
| The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
|||
| The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
|||
| Cartman's family and friends intervene and send him to Fat Camp. Meanwhile, Kenny's unique talents get him his own TV show. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
|||
| When Kyle's parents forbid him to see his favorite rock band in concert, Kyle accuses them of an unspeakable indiscretion. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
|||
| Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
|||
| The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
|||
| When the boys discover their idols, Terrance & Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
|||
| Cartman inherits one million dollars. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
|||
| The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 5:30 am |
South Park |
|||
| There's a new character in South Park & the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders & the evil U.S. Government. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 6:00 am |
South Park |
|||
| When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 6:30 am |
South Park |
|||
| The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 7:00 am |
South Park |
|||
| Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, "Kyle", who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 7:30 am |
South Park |
|||
| When Token is teased as the only rich kid in town, he lures others like himself to South Park and the town tries to drive them out. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 8:00 am |
South Park |
|||
| Cartman has managed to work the benefits of stem cell research to his own advantage. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 8:30 am |
South Park |
|||
| When Butters reveals a dark family secret he ends up lost and alone in the seedy underbelly of the big city. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
|||
| The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
|||
| With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
|||
| George gets a new job after he's mistaken for being handicapped while Jerry suspects Bania is taking advantage of him; Kramer's latest shaving technique backfires as Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend during a trans-Atlantic flight. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
|||
| As Jerry risks losing a girlfriend over a joke, George continues to work despite having been asked to leave; Elaine finds breaking up is hard to do as Kramer hires an assistant. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
|||
| As Jerry accepts his girlfriend's challenge to get angry, George tries selling computers with is father as Elaine fends off Lippman and his teenage son. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
|||
| Kramer starts his own blood bank and George works at combining, sex, food and television. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
|||
| Kramer's efforts to stop junk mail jeopardizes Newman; Jerry tries to avoid hurting an old friend's feelings, while George suspects his parents are avoiding him and Elaine falls for a TV commercial personality. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
|||
| As Kramer puts a discarded talk show set in his apartment, Jerry schemes to play with a girlfriend's vintage toys; while Elaine deals with a scheming employee. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 1:00 pm |
The Office |
|||
| When Pam and Jim's baby Cece gets christened, Michael invites the entire office to celebrate. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 1:30 pm |
The Office |
|||
| Erin and Gabe invite the office over for a "Glee" viewing party, and Andy grows more and more jealous of their relationship. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 2:00 pm |
The Office |
|||
| Michael helps charm people into investing in Ryan's internet company, and Jim discovers that a new policy prevents him from earning commission. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 2:30 pm |
The Office |
|||
| Everyone in the office complains about Dwight's building standards, and Pam threatens to move Dunder Mifflin to a new building. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 3:00 pm |
The Office |
|||
| The Christmas season is going great for Michael: Not only does Toby take a leave of absence, but the corporate office sends Holly to sub in for him. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 3:35 pm |
The Office |
|||
| A snowball war between Jim and Dwight gets bloody, and Holly's boyfriend comes to the office's Christmas party. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 4:10 pm |
The Office |
|||
| Pam decides to put up a resolution board for everyone to post their New Year's resolutions, and Andy, Dwight and Darryl set out to meet women during their lunch break. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 4:45 pm |
The Office |
|||
| Andy holds a small business seminar with the help of some special guests, and Erin enlists some of her coworkers in her scrabble battle with Gabe. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 5:20 pm |
The Office |
|||
| When Jim gets an emergency phone call from Helene, he is forced to leave Michael in the bathroom of a gas station. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 5:55 pm |
The Office |
|||
| On Valentine's Day, the public displays of affection between Michael and Holly make everyone uncomfortable, and Gabe designs a romantic treasure hunt for Erin. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 6:30 pm |
The Office |
|||
| After 11 years of writing, shooting, reshooting and editing, Michael is finally ready to present his long-awaited action movie, "Threat Level Midnight," to his coworkers. | |||||
|
|
05/18/2026 7:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
|||
| Host Jon Stewart dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. | |||||
Comedy Central U.S.
Available schedules: 05/06/2021 - 06/25/2026
•Time zone: Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) UTC -4
•
Country: United States
•Language: English
- New Episodes
- Free TV Premiere
- New on this channel