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05/17/2026 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| When Jerry's apartment is broken into, George persuades him to look at a new one. But the decision to move sets off an unhappy chain of events as Elaine wants to rent Jerry's old place, and George really wants his new one. | |||||
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05/17/2026 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry finds that trying to end a friendship with Joel, a guy he's known and disliked for years, is harder than breaking up with a woman. | |||||
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05/17/2026 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry invests in the stock market on a hot tip from George. | |||||
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05/17/2026 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman. | |||||
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05/17/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death. | |||||
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05/17/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man. | |||||
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05/17/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard. | |||||
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05/17/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While George demands an apology, Jerry is troubled by a girlfriend's frequent nudity. | |||||
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05/18/2026 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| A special "Seinfeld" looks back at the 9 hysterical years of production. | |||||
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05/18/2026 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| A special "Seinfeld" looks back at the 9 hysterical years of production. | |||||
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05/18/2026 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally after her breakup, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending some time on her own. | |||||
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05/18/2026 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine feels pressured to throw an extravagant party for Ritchie's ninth birthday, his first involving children from his new private school. | |||||
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05/18/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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05/18/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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05/18/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney Fife is on the spot when he gets Andy to let him use the Taylor home for an East-West summit meeting. | |||||
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05/18/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober tries to impress an old mechanics' school friend by treating him to a lavish dinner and claiming to own a chain of gas stations. | |||||
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05/18/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee does well with her flying lessons until the instructor tells her she's ready to solo -- then she becomes terrified. | |||||
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05/18/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy learns that his girlfriend, Helen was once arrested for carrying a gun, gambling and keeping company with a hoodlum. | |||||
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05/18/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Burns tries to slap a dishonorable discharge on a decorated soldier who admits to being a homosexual, Private Weston. Weston: "Two guys got beaten up in my outfit. One colored, the other homosexual. As you can see, Doc., I'm not | |||||
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05/18/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| The arrival of a new batch of mail leaves Trapper depressed, and thinking of desertion, despite Hawkeye's efforts to dissuade him. Meanwhile, Hawkeye learns that he has successfully tricked Frank into buying stocks in a fictitio | |||||
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05/18/2026 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| A classic episode in which Colonel Flagg and another secret agent from another intelligence agency come to the 4077th to keep their eyes on one another and the camp. Hawkeye and Trapper trick them both into thinking that Burns i | |||||
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05/18/2026 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| The MASH 4077 is visted by General Steele. He wishes to move the camp 5 miles down the road. Hawkeye and Henry are charged with mutiny. And Hawkeye is also charged with impersonating a reporter. | |||||
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05/18/2026 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Farmer Jed Hackett decides it is time his three sons marry the women they brought back from Dodge. | |||||
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05/18/2026 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillon is sentenced to life imprisonment of hard labor for shooting a fugitive in the town of Bedrock. | |||||
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05/18/2026 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Festus is caught in the middle when an Eastern preacher wants to build a church for the Indians and the townspeople, all of whom are filled with prejudice. | |||||
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05/18/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Two bronco busters risk their lives to raise money for a ranch in Montana, only to have the dream ruined by a wild stallion. | |||||
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05/18/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Manolo is not recognized as a man in the eyes of his people because he refuses to fight his father Alejo, a traditional Basque custom to prove one's manhood. | |||||
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05/18/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy's reputation brings a proposal from a Hollywood writer that he star in a television series as a "sheriff without a gun." | |||||
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05/18/2026 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy's girl-friend becomes jealous when a pretty friend of the family stays at the Taylor home | |||||
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05/18/2026 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney divides Mayberry into two hostile camps when he finds that an old assault case was never resolved. | |||||
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05/18/2026 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie becomes a newspaper publisher and proceeds to put out a scandal sheet. He distributes free samples. | |||||
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05/18/2026 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee invents a beau. When she is pressed for a name, she names the butter and egg man who is married | |||||
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05/18/2026 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Two fast girls from Mt. Pilot get a speeding ticket and enjoy the attention they get from the law officers. | |||||
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05/18/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While discussing the possibility of having to hold Michael back for another year of preschool, Ray is shocked to discover that he too was left back when he was that age. | |||||
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05/18/2026 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray believes he has finally found the ultimate Christmas gift for his parents. If nothing else, it will certainly be something they will remember forever. | |||||
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05/18/2026 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra raises the notion that Robert's reluctance to commit to Amy may be a result ofhis being gay, Ray thinks she is beyond crazy. | |||||
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05/18/2026 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra have differing points of view on how best to handle the situation when theylearn that Ally has been bullying another child on the school bus. | |||||
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05/18/2026 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everyone gets on Ray's case because he doesn't go to Sunday Mass. When Ray starts feeling guilty about the good example Frank is setting by attending church, he commits to becoming a regular parishioner. | |||||
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05/18/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray feels tremendous guilt when he cancels plans with Robert, who then gets hurt in theline of duty, when he should have been hanging out with his brother. | |||||
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05/18/2026 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| As Debra and Ray celebrate their 10th anniversary, she discovers that he taped over their wedding video years before with the '91 SuperBowl. Ray must renew their vows in front of family and friends with all the trimmings. | |||||
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05/18/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray screws up a “Hackidu” (à la Pokemon) trade for his daughter, Ally, by giving away a“Scramisaur” card that ends up being worth a lot of money. | |||||
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05/18/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug realizes that Carrie has hated every gift he has given her. When she starts having to wear glasses again because her vision is going, he decides to get her laser eye surgery. But the problems come when Carrie ends up blind. | |||||
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05/18/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug is close to beating the record for most perfect delivery days. As he nears the 951 day record the people he works with start to get jealous. | |||||
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05/18/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie get in a fender bender with Deacon and Kelly, and the agreement for Doug and Carrie to pay for the damages to Deacon and Kelly's car causes problems between the two couples. | |||||
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05/18/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie and Doug go to her company's retreat, and Carrie, hoping to impress the firm's partners, encourages Doug to be friendly with them, which Doug finds difficult. | |||||
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05/18/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur forbids Halloween to be celebrated in the house, and Doug, fed up with Arthur's demands, defiantly decorates the house with Halloween decorations, which scares Arthur into the hospital. | |||||
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05/18/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur is about to have surgery, & he asks Carrie for his sleep mask. While digging through his things, she finds an old letter from FSU, saying she got into college. She never saw it before, and starts to resent her father. | |||||
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05/18/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry has second thoughts after helping Elaine get an apartment in his building. | |||||
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05/18/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine talks Jerry into hiring a friend who's working his way through college by cleaning people's homes. When a statue is discovered missing, he suspects the student. But Jerry is unsure how to handle getting it back. | |||||
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05/18/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George plots to get revenge on his boss after-being fired; Jerry and Kramer target a laundry owner who they suspect of stealing. | |||||
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05/18/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a "holistic" healer. | |||||
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05/19/2026 12:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy feels sympathy for Stan when he tells her he's going to have open heart surgery. However that sympathy fades when she learns of his many infidelities while they were married. | |||||
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05/19/2026 12:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose each vie for the attention of an actor in the local community theatre, who on the sly begins romancing each of them. | |||||
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05/19/2026 1:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Rose is convinced she died during a throat spasm. This leads her to live her life to the hilt, totally disrupting the other girls' lives. Then, when the girls complain about her new lifestyle, Rose moves out. | |||||
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05/19/2026 1:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Sophia readies herself for participating in a walkathon. Meanwhile, Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose babysit for the walkathon participants' children. But when the event is over, a baby is left unclaimed. | |||||
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05/19/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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05/19/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience. | |||||
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05/19/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Emmett buys his wife mink coat their 25th wedding anniversary, but goofs in his attempt to keep it a secret. | |||||
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05/19/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard's mother remarries and moves away, so Howard remodels their home into a bachelor pad and tries to throw a swinging party. | |||||
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05/19/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Sam Jones is urged by Andy and his other Mayberry neighbors to run for City Council. | |||||
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05/19/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy, Opie and Sam Jones tackle a delicate social problem faced by Sam's son Mike. | |||||
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05/19/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| As Hawkeye and Trapper are planning to leave for Tokyo, an unusual offer to swap POW patients between the Chinese and the 4077th comes in. Henry, after much debate, agrees to send Hawkeye, Trapper, Frank, Radar, and Klinger into | |||||
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05/19/2026 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| While Henry is away in Seoul, Burns and Houlihan are in charge, and Hawkeye is the officer of the day. His refusal to release a wounded Korean soldier, wanted by US Intelligence, leads to a confrontation with Colonel Flagg. | |||||
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05/19/2026 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| General 'Iron Guts' Kelly arrives for an inspection, and ends up dying in Margaret's tent. Hawkeye and Trapper help the General's aide smuggle him out of camp. The next day he is reported killed at the front, as that is where he | |||||
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05/19/2026 6:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillion, disturbed over being forced to kill a prisoner, turns in his badge. | |||||
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05/19/2026 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A gang steals a gigantic bar of gold and commandeers the Dodge City blacksmith shop in order to divide the loot. | |||||
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05/19/2026 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An embittered ranch woman holds Matt Dillon and Kitty prisoner while plotting Matt's execution to avenge her husband's hanging. | |||||
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05/19/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon is helped by a friendly young runaway who later faces him as a deadly adversary. | |||||
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05/19/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A respectable rancher and his son hang an innocent man and let a bewhiskered bounty hunter go on trial for the murder. | |||||
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05/19/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Comedian Don Rickles guest stars as Newton Monroe, and itinerant peddler who seems unable to do anything right. | |||||
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05/19/2026 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney helps Opie with his school work, using a teaching method all his own. | |||||
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05/19/2026 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie tries to win a birthday present for his father at a carnival, not realizing that the carnival shooting gallery is crooked. | |||||
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05/19/2026 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Jerry Van Dyke guest stars as a carnival's destitute banjo player. He also proves to be an inept lawman when he is hired in Barney's absence. | |||||
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05/19/2026 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy Taylor's son, Opie, demands that their new housekeeper be fired after the old one leaves to get married. | |||||
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05/19/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally creates a dish that everyonelikes. Ray can't believe it when he samples Debra's braciole. | |||||
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05/19/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra devise a plan to push Frank and Marie into making new friends, thusleaving the older couple with less time to bother them. It seems perfect, but the situation is complicated by their new friend's reaction to Ray. | |||||
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05/19/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray finds it hard to understand why Debra needs her “alone time.” When Debra realizesthat all her time is spent with the kids, Ray and his family, she implores Ray to take the kidsout more often. | |||||
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05/19/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Still recuperating from his recent run-in with a bull, a cantankerous Robert is drivingeveryone crazy with his mean-spirited and nasty behavior. They think the reason for his attitude may be his having to stay at his parents'. | |||||
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05/19/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| In his desire to get a “quick fix” for Debra's womanly problems, hus making his life a heck of a lot easier, he turns a bad situation worse by suggesting that a simple pill will help with his wife's insufferable mood swings. | |||||
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05/19/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After losing his nerve on the job during his first day back from medical leave, Robert quitsthe police force. No one realized how much of an effect the “bull incident” had on Robert'smental state. | |||||
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05/19/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While out for a family dinner, the Barones spot Robert's ex-wife, which prompts them toreminisce about the demise of his marriage. The family tells Amy the truth about Robert'sfailed marriage to Joanne. | |||||
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05/19/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie decides it would be a good idea to get life insurance & make sure Arthur has somewhere to go if one of them dies. She gets upset and starts smoking again when she finds out that Doug wouldn't want to take care of him. | |||||
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05/19/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Carrie is cleaning out the freezer she finds part of their wedding cake and Doug and Carrie reflect back to their wedding day. | |||||
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