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05/18/2026 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois and Peter are mistaken for "young parents" by another couple at Stewie's school and invited to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone. | |||||
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05/18/2026 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg deals with a college admissions scandal, while Brian embarks on a fitness journey. | |||||
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05/18/2026 9:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian tries to convince The Griffins that their new adopted cat, Pouncy, is evil. | |||||
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05/18/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The word "sh*t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it. | |||||
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05/18/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race. | |||||
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05/18/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie. | |||||
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05/18/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues. | |||||
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05/18/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world. | |||||
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05/19/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park. | |||||
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05/19/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process. | |||||
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05/19/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general. | |||||
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05/19/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok to build the Great Wall of South Park. | |||||
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05/19/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there. | |||||
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05/19/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno. | |||||
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05/19/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| Mr. Garrison returns to teaching with a new assistant to replace Mr. Hat, and the boys are sent to the Death Camp of Tolerance. | |||||
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05/19/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| When a famous psychic fails to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body, Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him. | |||||
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05/19/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| A 32-year-old man arrives in South Park claiming to be Stan from the future, and Cartman goes into the business of revenge. | |||||
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05/19/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue. | |||||
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05/19/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang. | |||||
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05/19/2026 5:35 am |
South Park |
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| After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out. | |||||
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05/19/2026 6:10 am |
South Park |
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| The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show. | |||||
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05/19/2026 6:45 am |
South Park |
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| The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good. | |||||
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05/19/2026 7:15 am |
South Park |
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| After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department. | |||||
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05/19/2026 7:50 am |
South Park |
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| Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians. | |||||
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05/19/2026 8:25 am |
South Park |
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| The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out. | |||||
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05/19/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet. | |||||
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05/19/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation. | |||||
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05/19/2026 10:00 am |
South Park |
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| When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over Cartman on a birthday trip, Cartman arranges to have Butters go conveniently "missing." | |||||
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05/19/2026 10:30 am |
South Park |
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| When a Mormon kid moves to South Park Stan has to kick his ass, while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons. | |||||
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05/19/2026 11:00 am |
Family Guy |
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| With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her new disability for monetary gain. Meanwhile, Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects. | |||||
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05/19/2026 11:30 am |
Family Guy |
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| While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John. | |||||
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05/19/2026 12:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Quagmire pretends Brian is his dog when he meets an avid dog lover; Chris helps Stewie retrieve his stolen Halloween candy. | |||||
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05/19/2026 12:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Impelled by nostalgia, Peter recreates movie scenes from his favorite decade. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym. | |||||
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05/19/2026 1:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders. | |||||
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05/19/2026 1:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal "cooties." Meanwhile, Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking. | |||||
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05/19/2026 2:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny. Meanwhile, Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel. | |||||
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05/19/2026 2:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| A new boss (Preston Lloyd) quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays. Meanwhile, Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian. | |||||
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05/19/2026 3:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| In noir-style, Peter / Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg / Sister Megan. | |||||
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05/19/2026 3:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect. | |||||
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05/19/2026 4:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, and Jesus coaches him into fending off the other choir boys; meanwhile, Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique. | |||||
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05/19/2026 4:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion. Meanwhile, the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man. | |||||
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05/19/2026 5:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor.. who turns out to be Brick. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep. | |||||
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05/19/2026 5:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The Griffins tell their own versions of three HBO shows: "Game of Thrones," "Succession" and "Big Little Lies." | |||||
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05/19/2026 6:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver, Meanwhile, Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him. | |||||
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05/19/2026 6:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets hooked on his painkillers. Meanwhile, Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping pong table, which becomes the hot spot in the neighborhood. | |||||
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05/19/2026 7:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. | |||||
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05/19/2026 7:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her new disability for monetary gain. Meanwhile, Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects. | |||||
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05/19/2026 8:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John. | |||||
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05/19/2026 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Quagmire pretends Brian is his dog when he meets an avid dog lover; Chris helps Stewie retrieve his stolen Halloween candy. | |||||
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05/19/2026 9:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Impelled by nostalgia, Peter recreates movie scenes from his favorite decade. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym. | |||||
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05/19/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys go to a local restaurant known for great wings and hot girls, and Butters thinks he's found the girl of his dreams. | |||||
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05/19/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors. | |||||
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05/19/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| When Cartman dresses up like a robot to pick on Butters, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, Hollywood is relying on him to develop their next blockbuster. | |||||
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05/19/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event. | |||||
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05/19/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along. | |||||
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05/20/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| When Stan gets challenged to a dance off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete. | |||||
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05/20/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs. | |||||
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05/20/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| All the children of South Park are attracted to "Mr. Jefferson", his son, and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman wants "Mr. Jefferson" to love him, while the local police try to take him down. | |||||
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05/20/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates. | |||||
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05/20/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge. | |||||
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05/20/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings. | |||||
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05/20/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| The fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand-new toy set that comes complete with a video camera with a night vision filter. To impress her the girls plan to make their own video. | |||||
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05/20/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall. The local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes. | |||||
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05/20/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all. | |||||
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05/20/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents. | |||||
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05/20/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever? | |||||
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05/20/2026 5:35 am |
South Park |
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| If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer. | |||||
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05/20/2026 6:10 am |
South Park |
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| Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. | |||||
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05/20/2026 6:45 am |
South Park |
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| Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show. | |||||
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05/20/2026 7:15 am |
South Park |
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| A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park. The world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help, everyone in South Park looks to place the blame. | |||||
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05/20/2026 7:50 am |
South Park |
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| The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate the sleep over. | |||||
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05/20/2026 8:25 am |
South Park |
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| Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave? But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage. | |||||
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05/20/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. | |||||
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05/20/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park. He convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home. | |||||
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05/20/2026 10:00 am |
South Park |
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| One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show. | |||||
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05/20/2026 10:30 am |
South Park |
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| Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars. | |||||
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05/20/2026 11:00 am |
South Park |
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| Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club. | |||||
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05/20/2026 11:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure. | |||||
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05/20/2026 12:00 pm |
South Park |
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| When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. The "Dog Whisperer" may have what it takes but Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight. | |||||
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05/20/2026 12:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game. | |||||
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05/20/2026 1:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion. Meanwhile, the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man. | |||||
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05/20/2026 1:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor.. who turns out to be Brick. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep. | |||||
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05/20/2026 2:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The Griffins tell their own versions of three HBO shows: "Game of Thrones," "Succession" and "Big Little Lies." | |||||
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05/20/2026 2:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver, Meanwhile, Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him. | |||||
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05/20/2026 3:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets hooked on his painkillers. Meanwhile, Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping pong table, which becomes the hot spot in the neighborhood. | |||||
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05/20/2026 3:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help, until she realizes Alana's intentions are more sinister than she thought. | |||||
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05/20/2026 4:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman. | |||||
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05/20/2026 4:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High's rendition of "Romeo and Juliet". | |||||
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05/20/2026 5:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| "Family Guy" retells three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump,". Guest starring Mario Lopez. | |||||
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05/20/2026 5:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Oregon, to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence. Guest starring Mario Lopez. | |||||
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05/20/2026 6:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie. Meanwhile, Stewie is gifted an electric SUV and quickly embodies the "Range Rover" lifestyle. | |||||
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05/20/2026 6:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois hypnotizes Peter into satisfying her sexual proclivities. Meanwhile, Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris. | |||||
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05/20/2026 7:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. | |||||
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05/20/2026 7:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders. | |||||
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Available schedules: 05/06/2021 - 06/25/2026
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Country: United States
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