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05/20/2026 8:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal "cooties." Meanwhile, Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking. | |||||
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05/20/2026 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny. Meanwhile, Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel. | |||||
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05/20/2026 9:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| A new boss (Preston Lloyd) quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays. Meanwhile, Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian. | |||||
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05/20/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees. | |||||
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05/20/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. | |||||
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05/20/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks. | |||||
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05/20/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| A South Park elementary school teacher is conducting an illicit affair with a student. As the new school hallway monitor, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction. | |||||
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05/20/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Satan and the residents of Hell rise up on Halloween for the most raging costume party ever. The antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten Satan's fun. | |||||
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05/21/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. | |||||
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05/21/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget. | |||||
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05/21/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| Butters has to go to a special camp where they “pray the gay away”. | |||||
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05/21/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid. | |||||
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05/21/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack. | |||||
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05/21/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret. | |||||
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05/21/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class. | |||||
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05/21/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all. | |||||
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05/21/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| Stan's dad becomes South Park's home-town hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap. | |||||
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05/21/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| Stan and Kyle are hooked on Guitar Hero. But Stan's superior skills on the video game damage his friendship with Kyle. | |||||
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05/21/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results. | |||||
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05/21/2026 5:30 am |
South Park |
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| After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality. | |||||
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05/21/2026 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity. | |||||
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05/21/2026 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, “Heavy Metal”, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. | |||||
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05/21/2026 7:00 am |
South Park |
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| The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys. | |||||
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05/21/2026 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom. | |||||
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05/21/2026 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west. | |||||
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05/21/2026 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door. | |||||
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05/21/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| The China Probrem - With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese. | |||||
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05/21/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| Breast Cancer Show Ever - Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. | |||||
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05/21/2026 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| While Jerry dates a dermatologist to help George deceive a new employer, Kramer is obsessed with a new meat slicer. | |||||
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05/21/2026 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine takes Jerry and George to India to upset a rival's wedding; Kramer is the object of an evil birthday wish. | |||||
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05/21/2026 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| While George demands an apology, Jerry is troubled by a girlfriend's frequent nudity. | |||||
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05/21/2026 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine accidentally gives out a fake phone number on the back of a free sandwich coupon; George's father revives a holiday he invented to replace Christmas. | |||||
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05/21/2026 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's boyfriend promises Jerry a good deal on a new car. | |||||
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05/21/2026 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine accidentally tosses out a friend's fur coat; Jerry and George disagree over the need for a wallet. | |||||
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05/21/2026 1:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael's best friend Todd Packer takes a desk job in the office, and Andy battles office administrator Pam for a new computer. | |||||
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05/21/2026 1:30 pm |
The Office |
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| The office holds its first-ever garage sale in the warehouse, and Michael finally pops the question to Holly. | |||||
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05/21/2026 2:00 pm |
The Office |
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| As Deangelo takes over as the new manager, Jim and Pam worry that they've come on too strong, and Dwight remains apathetic about the new leader. | |||||
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05/21/2026 2:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael trains Deangeleo to take over the task of hosting the Dundie Awards, and Erin struggles with her relationship with Gabe. | |||||
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05/21/2026 3:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael steels himself for his move to Colorado and says goodbye to each of his employees. | |||||
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05/21/2026 3:35 pm |
The Office |
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| Pam takes off to see a movie before Michael can say goodbye to her, not knowing that he's departing for Colorado that day. | |||||
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05/21/2026 4:10 pm |
The Office |
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| Deangelo's true management style is finally revealed. | |||||
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05/21/2026 4:45 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight takes over as acting manager in Scranton and applies draconian tactics to the office, and Gabe tries to win Erin back. | |||||
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05/21/2026 5:20 pm |
The Office |
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| Jim, Toby and Gabe interview candidates for Dunder Mifflin Scranton's open manager job. | |||||
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05/21/2026 5:55 pm |
The Office |
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| The search for a new manager heats up, and Dwight makes his play for the job. | |||||
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05/21/2026 6:30 pm |
The Office |
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| The Dunder Mifflin staff accidentally discovers a list of their names in the notebook of the company's mysterious new CEO Robert California, triggering a frenzy of speculation. | |||||
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05/21/2026 7:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. | |||||
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05/21/2026 7:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| In noir-style, Peter / Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg / Sister Megan. | |||||
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05/21/2026 8:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect. | |||||
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05/21/2026 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, and Jesus coaches him into fending off the other choir boys; meanwhile, Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique. | |||||
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05/21/2026 9:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion. Meanwhile, the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man. | |||||
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05/21/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up National TV Coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters. | |||||
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05/21/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| About Last Night… - While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely. | |||||
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05/21/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Elementary School Musical - The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school. | |||||
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05/21/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The Ungroundable - Butters is sure he's seen a Vampire at school but he can't get anyone to listen to him. The Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the others can't tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire. | |||||
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05/21/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The Ring - Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert where they each get purity rings. | |||||
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05/22/2026 12:00 am |
The Coon |
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| The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. | |||||
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05/22/2026 12:30 am |
Margaritaville |
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| Margaritaville - Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy. | |||||
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05/22/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| Eat, Pray, Queef - Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well. | |||||
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05/22/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish. | |||||
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05/22/2026 2:00 am |
Pinewood Derby |
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| Randy has a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby. | |||||
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05/22/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia. | |||||
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05/22/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| Dead Celebrities - Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother. | |||||
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05/22/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| Butters' Bottom Bitch - Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore. | |||||
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05/22/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| W.T.F. - After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers. | |||||
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05/22/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins. | |||||
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05/22/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| The F Word - The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park. | |||||
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05/22/2026 5:35 am |
South Park |
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| Dances with Smurfs - Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary. | |||||
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05/22/2026 6:10 am |
South Park |
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| The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly. | |||||
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05/22/2026 6:45 am |
South Park |
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| Sexual Healing - The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem. | |||||
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05/22/2026 7:15 am |
South Park |
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| The Tale Of Scrotie McBoogerballs - The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own. | |||||
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05/22/2026 7:50 am |
South Park |
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| Medicinal Fried Chicken - Cartman's favorite restaurant has been replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his fried chicken back. | |||||
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05/22/2026 8:25 am |
South Park |
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| When Kyle begs Stan to “friend” him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook. | |||||
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05/22/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| Crippled Summer - Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends. | |||||
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05/22/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen. | |||||
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05/22/2026 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's harsh critique of an actress launches her career; an enigmatic cartoon inspires Elaine. | |||||
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05/22/2026 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As Kramer hides the keys for his new strongbox in Jerry's apartment, George and Elaine each look for ways out of their respective romantic relationships. | |||||
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05/22/2026 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As Kramer moves to Florida, Jerry buys his dad an electronic organizer; George pretends to have a summer home in order to avoid his late fiancee's parents. | |||||
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05/22/2026 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine discovers her boyfriend is very religious as Jerry wonders if his latest girlfriend has been totally honest with him. | |||||
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05/22/2026 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry turns in Uncle Leo for shoplifting while George is forced to buy an expensive book he was caught reading in the store's bathroom. | |||||
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05/22/2026 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George sets out to preserve his high score on an old arcade game, a serial killer's presence forces Jerry into a relationship he doesn't like. | |||||
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05/22/2026 1:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Robert California challenges the office to double their sales, and Pam finds an unlikely pregnancy friend. | |||||
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05/22/2026 1:30 pm |
The Office |
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| The warehouse crew quits after winning the lottery, and Darryl struggles to help Andy hire their replacements. | |||||
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05/22/2026 2:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy throws a garden party at Schrute Farms to impress his parents and Robert California, and Dwight reads a book on how to be a good host. | |||||
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05/22/2026 2:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Erin struggles to plan the office Halloween party to Andy and Robert's specifications, and Jim and Pam argue about the existence of ghosts. | |||||
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05/22/2026 3:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight installs a doomsday device in the office in an effort to increase efficiency. | |||||
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05/22/2026 3:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Pam suspects that Jim might find the office's new temp attractive, and Robert asks to join Andy, Darryl and Kevin's band. | |||||
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05/22/2026 4:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy decides to motivate and inspire everyone by taking them on a field trip to Gettysburg. | |||||
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05/22/2026 4:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy is forced to play both sides when Robert California gives mixed signals about his wife working at Dunder Mifflin, and Dwight entices Darryl to join his gym. | |||||
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05/22/2026 5:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy tries to give everyone the best Christmas ever by granting each of their holiday wishes, and Robert California drowns his sorrows at the office party. | |||||
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05/22/2026 5:30 pm |
The Office |
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| The Dunder Mifflin staff crashes Oscar's pub trivia contest in hopes of earning enough money to close a sales gap, and Gabe humors Dwight's pitch for a management job. | |||||
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05/22/2026 6:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Robert California hosts one last hurrah at his mansion, where Andy misplaces a ring, Erin attempts to make an old flame jealous, and Jim just wants to leave early. | |||||
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05/22/2026 6:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Jim returns from jury duty, only to have to deal with Dwight's pesky questions about the case, and Angela and her senator husband welcome their baby. | |||||
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05/22/2026 7:00 pm |
Grown Ups |
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| After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend. | |||||
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Available schedules: 05/06/2021 - 06/25/2026
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Country: United States
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