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05/21/2026 8:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect. | |||||
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05/21/2026 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, and Jesus coaches him into fending off the other choir boys; meanwhile, Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique. | |||||
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05/21/2026 9:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion. Meanwhile, the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man. | |||||
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05/21/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up National TV Coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters. | |||||
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05/21/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| About Last Night… - While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely. | |||||
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05/21/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Elementary School Musical - The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school. | |||||
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05/21/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The Ungroundable - Butters is sure he's seen a Vampire at school but he can't get anyone to listen to him. The Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the others can't tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire. | |||||
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05/21/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The Ring - Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert where they each get purity rings. | |||||
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05/22/2026 12:00 am |
The Coon |
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| The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. | |||||
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05/22/2026 12:30 am |
Margaritaville |
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| Margaritaville - Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy. | |||||
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05/22/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| Eat, Pray, Queef - Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well. | |||||
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05/22/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish. | |||||
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05/22/2026 2:00 am |
Pinewood Derby |
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| Randy has a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby. | |||||
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05/22/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia. | |||||
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05/22/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| Dead Celebrities - Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother. | |||||
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05/22/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| Butters' Bottom Bitch - Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore. | |||||
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05/22/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| W.T.F. - After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers. | |||||
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05/22/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins. | |||||
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05/22/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| The F Word - The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park. | |||||
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05/22/2026 5:35 am |
South Park |
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| Dances with Smurfs - Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary. | |||||
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05/22/2026 6:10 am |
South Park |
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| The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly. | |||||
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05/22/2026 6:45 am |
South Park |
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| Sexual Healing - The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem. | |||||
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05/22/2026 7:15 am |
South Park |
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| The Tale Of Scrotie McBoogerballs - The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own. | |||||
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05/22/2026 7:50 am |
South Park |
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| Medicinal Fried Chicken - Cartman's favorite restaurant has been replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his fried chicken back. | |||||
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05/22/2026 8:25 am |
South Park |
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| When Kyle begs Stan to “friend” him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook. | |||||
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05/22/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| Crippled Summer - Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends. | |||||
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05/22/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen. | |||||
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05/22/2026 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's harsh critique of an actress launches her career; an enigmatic cartoon inspires Elaine. | |||||
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05/22/2026 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As Kramer hides the keys for his new strongbox in Jerry's apartment, George and Elaine each look for ways out of their respective romantic relationships. | |||||
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05/22/2026 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As Kramer moves to Florida, Jerry buys his dad an electronic organizer; George pretends to have a summer home in order to avoid his late fiancee's parents. | |||||
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05/22/2026 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine discovers her boyfriend is very religious as Jerry wonders if his latest girlfriend has been totally honest with him. | |||||
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05/22/2026 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry turns in Uncle Leo for shoplifting while George is forced to buy an expensive book he was caught reading in the store's bathroom. | |||||
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05/22/2026 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George sets out to preserve his high score on an old arcade game, a serial killer's presence forces Jerry into a relationship he doesn't like. | |||||
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05/22/2026 1:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Robert California challenges the office to double their sales, and Pam finds an unlikely pregnancy friend. | |||||
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05/22/2026 1:30 pm |
The Office |
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| The warehouse crew quits after winning the lottery, and Darryl struggles to help Andy hire their replacements. | |||||
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05/22/2026 2:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy throws a garden party at Schrute Farms to impress his parents and Robert California, and Dwight reads a book on how to be a good host. | |||||
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05/22/2026 2:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Erin struggles to plan the office Halloween party to Andy and Robert's specifications, and Jim and Pam argue about the existence of ghosts. | |||||
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05/22/2026 3:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight installs a doomsday device in the office in an effort to increase efficiency. | |||||
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05/22/2026 3:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Pam suspects that Jim might find the office's new temp attractive, and Robert asks to join Andy, Darryl and Kevin's band. | |||||
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05/22/2026 4:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy decides to motivate and inspire everyone by taking them on a field trip to Gettysburg. | |||||
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05/22/2026 4:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy is forced to play both sides when Robert California gives mixed signals about his wife working at Dunder Mifflin, and Dwight entices Darryl to join his gym. | |||||
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05/22/2026 5:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy tries to give everyone the best Christmas ever by granting each of their holiday wishes, and Robert California drowns his sorrows at the office party. | |||||
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05/22/2026 5:30 pm |
The Office |
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| The Dunder Mifflin staff crashes Oscar's pub trivia contest in hopes of earning enough money to close a sales gap, and Gabe humors Dwight's pitch for a management job. | |||||
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05/22/2026 6:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Robert California hosts one last hurrah at his mansion, where Andy misplaces a ring, Erin attempts to make an old flame jealous, and Jim just wants to leave early. | |||||
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05/22/2026 6:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Jim returns from jury duty, only to have to deal with Dwight's pesky questions about the case, and Angela and her senator husband welcome their baby. | |||||
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05/22/2026 7:00 pm |
Grown Ups |
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| After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend. | |||||
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05/22/2026 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards. | |||||
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05/22/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding. | |||||
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05/22/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy. | |||||
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05/22/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association. | |||||
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05/22/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. | |||||
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05/22/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships. | |||||
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05/23/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome. | |||||
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05/23/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol. | |||||
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05/23/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website. | |||||
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05/23/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan. | |||||
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05/23/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| The 99% is ganging up on Eric Cartman. | |||||
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05/23/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving. | |||||
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05/23/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| Kenny ends up in the foster care system after his parents are arrested. | |||||
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05/23/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs. | |||||
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05/23/2026 4:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie takes Ron and the past directors out for a picnic lunch. Tom asks Ann and Mark to pose for the cover photo of the summer events catalog. | |||||
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05/23/2026 4:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Ron is furious when April mistakenly schedules a ton of meetings for him. Meanwhile, Leslie fights to preserve a historical landmark. | |||||
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05/23/2026 5:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie hosts a local telethon and gets former Indiana Pacer Detlef Schrempf as a celebrity guest. Mark has big plans for his relationship with Ann. | |||||
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05/23/2026 5:36 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie's new park plans are put on hold by a visit from two state auditors. April has plans for Andy. Ann tries to place together a romantic mystery. | |||||
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05/23/2026 6:12 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Ben prevents Leslie from holding a children's concert. Mark makes some big decisions. Andy gets some unexpected romantic attention. | |||||
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05/23/2026 6:48 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie tries to convince Chris and Ben to give the parks department more money, and when she fails to persuade them, she enlists Ann's help. | |||||
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05/23/2026 7:24 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| While planning for the local Harvest Festival, Leslie is struck with the flu and is forced to go to the hospital. Ron and Andy have a day of male bonding, and Tom) hits the spa. | |||||
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05/23/2026 8:00 am |
The Office |
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| As Pam returns from maternity leave, Dwight scores a special assignment at Sabre's Florida headquarters, and he and Andy must decide which Scranton staffers will join him. | |||||
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05/23/2026 8:30 am |
The Office |
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| Dwight heads to Florida to win over a special-projects bigwig at Sabre, and back in Scranton, Andy avoids his managerial duty to take on the role of receptionist. | |||||
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05/23/2026 9:00 am |
The Office |
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| While Dwight and Todd Packer compete for a VP position in Tallahassee, Andy makes everyone in the office stay late to cover for those who went to Florida. | |||||
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05/23/2026 9:30 am |
The Office |
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| Dwight prepares a theatrical presentation to impress Nellie at the Sabre opening in Tallahassee, and Andy shows up to work with an embarrassing injury. | |||||
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05/23/2026 10:00 am |
The Office |
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| Jim tries to save Dwight from being fired from his new vice president position with Sabre, and Andy learns that Erin is taking a job in Florida. | |||||
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05/23/2026 10:30 am |
The Office |
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| When Andy drives to Florida to try and convince Erin to move back to Scranton, a newly transferred Nellie attempts to usurp his role as manager. | |||||
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05/23/2026 11:00 am |
The Office |
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| The staff begrudgingly throws a party for Nellie, despite her selfish behavior, and Erin and Andy go on a roadtrip to break up with Andy's girlfriend. | |||||
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05/23/2026 11:30 am |
The Office |
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| Andy and Nellie duke it out over the manager's chair, and Kelly is torn between the perfect man and the not-so-perfect Ryan. | |||||
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05/23/2026 12:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy makes a splash at the senator's fundraiser for a dog charity, Dwight discovers that winning an auction means losing money, and Darryl teaches Nellie how to eat a taco. | |||||
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05/23/2026 12:30 pm |
50 First Dates |
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| Starring Adam Sandler & Drew Barrymore. Henry is a womanizing vet in Hawaii who can't commit - until he meets Lucy. The only problem is, due to a short term memory problem, she has no idea who the hell he is each new day. | |||||
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05/23/2026 2:30 pm |
Grown Ups |
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| After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend. | |||||
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05/23/2026 4:45 pm |
Vacation (2015) |
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| Rusty Griswold (Ed Helms) takes his family on a cross-country trip to Walley World, a theme park in southern California, but the family bonding trip gets more disastrous at every pitstop. | |||||
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05/23/2026 7:00 pm |
The Other Guys |
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| Allen Gamble (Will Ferrell) and Terry Hoitz (Mark Wahlberg) might not be the most accomplished detectives, but with massive corruption on the rise and New York City's flashiest cops out of the picture, they're the police department's best hope. | |||||
