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05/23/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie wins 4 company seats to Knicks games, & invites her friend & husband to join. Doug hates her husband, so they invite Eddie & his girlfriend, who Carrie ends up hating. They decide to find a new couple to hang out with. | |||||
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05/23/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug agrees to let Deacon borrow Carrie to make Thanksgiving dinner for his family. But when Deacon decides Holly is a better cook things start to get ugly. | |||||
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05/23/2026 9:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine is surprised when Ritchie expresses a newfound interest in religion after returning from a church festival with Richard and New Christine. | |||||
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05/23/2026 9:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| After announcing that she and her husband are getting a divorce, Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES) moves in with Christine. | |||||
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05/23/2026 10:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When manipulative moms Marly and Lindsay convince Christine to serve hot lunch at Ritchie's school, Christine finds herself serving with Stan. | |||||
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05/23/2026 10:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine's attraction to Ritchie's teacher, Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), causes a scene at a school fundraiser---especially after Ritchie wins a playdate with him. | |||||
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05/23/2026 11:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine realizes she can't afford the newly raised tuition at Ritchie's school, she tries to get help from everyone except the person who is offering it freely: Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES). | |||||
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05/23/2026 11:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Annoyed that Ritchie finds his weekends with his dad more fun than his weekdays with her, Christine decides to make Richard responsible for helping Ritchie complete a big homework assignment. | |||||
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05/24/2026 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Now that Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES) is a co-owner of Christine's women's gym, the two women don't always agree on how to run it. | |||||
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05/24/2026 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine's modest hybrid car crashes into Marly's gigantic sports utility vehicle in the school parking lot, the women agree to take care of their own damage. | |||||
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05/24/2026 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine reluctantly signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris, Ritchie's fourth grade teacher and the school's soccer coach, informs her and Richard that Ritchie is having trouble making friends. | |||||
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05/24/2026 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| After Christine convinces Matthew to let her come with him to his friend's party, she learns about her brother's world outside of their home, including some colorful friends and a pretty ex-girlfriend. | |||||
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05/24/2026 2:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine resents that New Christine is reaping the benefits of all the time Christine spent trying to perfect Richard while they were married. | |||||
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05/24/2026 2:36 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Sleep-deprived Christine's mood swings cause tension with everyone around her until she tries some potent new sleeping pills. | |||||
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05/24/2026 3:12 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine worries that she has lost her ability to attract men. When Richard's very attractive brother, Joe (CHARLES ESTEN - "The Office"), kisses her, she feels revitalized--but she finds out a surprising secret about Joe. | |||||
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05/24/2026 3:48 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| While preparing for a friend's birthday party, the girls recall past birthdays, including Rose's surprise party for Dorothy, a surprise birthday party for Blanche, and Sophia's birthday involving her late husband, Sal. | |||||
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05/24/2026 4:24 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| The girls' friend, Renee, is feeling depressed and lonely with her children grown up and moved out, and her husband's workaholic habits. | |||||
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05/24/2026 5:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Sophia befriends an old man on the boardwalk. However, his strange behavior signals that he has Alzheimer's disease. Meanwhile, Blanche accidentally gives away Rose's teddy bear at a garage sale. | |||||
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05/24/2026 5:36 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Sophia's latest get rich quick scheme prompts the girls to recall other various get rich quick schemes they've had over the years, including, catering, a dance marathon and a memory of Sophia's from 1954. | |||||
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05/24/2026 6:12 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Rose is shocked when her late-uncle's will leaves her his "Baby," and delighted to learn the "baby" is a pig. Dorothy, Blanche, and Sophia are less thrilled until they learn that when Baby dies, Rose gets a large sum of money. | |||||
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05/24/2026 6:48 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| The girls' search for a housekeeper ends when they hire Marguerite, a woman who appears to have mystical powers. But when they fire her, a string of bizarre events convinces the girls that Marguerite has placed a curse on them. | |||||
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05/24/2026 7:24 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| When Rose must give a eulogy at her aunt's funeral, she has to try to get over her fear of giving speeches. This also brings up Dorothy and Blanche's biggest fears: Dorothy's of flying and Blanche's of a recurring dream. | |||||
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05/24/2026 8:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Rose becomes concerned about nuclear war when girls in her cadet troop draw pictures of a bleak future, and writes letters to Gorbachev and Reagan. She's stunned to get a response and learn that Gorbechev would like to meet her. | |||||
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05/24/2026 8:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| The girls try to help in a campaign to get Gil Kessler elected as local official. To his advantage, his chances of winning are boosted when reporters snap photos of Blanche entering his home one evening while his wife was away. | |||||
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05/24/2026 9:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche makes a move at Ted, Stan's brother, the minute she learns he's a neurosurgeon. She is furious when she discovers the only woman Ted is apparently interested in is Dorothy. Meanwhile, Rose is suffering from insomnia. | |||||
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05/24/2026 9:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Rose's cousin, Sven, arrives in Miami for a visit just prior to his arranged marriage. When Blanche plays a trick on her latest beau, involving Sven, the naive groom falls for her. Sophia tries to renew her driver's license. | |||||
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05/24/2026 10:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy is stunned to learn that Stan's tax problems are her tax problems since Stan is being audited for a number of years when they were still married. Blanche and Rose take a Spanish class, each for different reasons. | |||||
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05/24/2026 10:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Constant bickering causes the girls to seek help from a therapist. This prompts the girls to reminisce about times they didn't get along. The therapist's conclusion: they should not live with one another. | |||||
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05/24/2026 11:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| A wartime buddy of Rose's late husband arrives in Miami to see Rose. However, he has more in mind than just a friendly visit. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Blanche haggle over the same dress to wear to a social event. | |||||
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05/24/2026 11:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose each secretly pose nude for a sculptor who will unveil the statue at an art show opening. Meanwhile, Sophia brushes up on practical jokes to get back at a prankster at the Senior Citizens Center. | |||||
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05/24/2026 12:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray realizes that his kids would rather spend time with their Uncle Robert than with him. Robert comments that it seems as though Ray finds it boring to be around his kids. Ray makes an effort to spend more time with them. | |||||
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05/24/2026 12:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Although Debra has been aware that her parents have been having problems, she isdevastated to learn that they are planning to separate after 40 years of marriage. This makes Debra worry about her own marriage. | |||||
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05/24/2026 1:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Frank offers to paint Ray and Debra's house, but refuses to paint it the color they havechosen. Ray takes matters into his own hands and relieves Frank of his duties as house painter. | |||||
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05/24/2026 1:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| As Ray escorts Ally to a father-daughter dance, he realizes how grown up and independenthis daughter has become. As a result, he begins to recall the day, nine years ago, whenthe Barone clan welcomed her into the family. | |||||
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05/24/2026 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are more than a little concerned when they realize that the constant bickering and screaming that goes on between them and Ray's parents are having an effect on young Michael. | |||||
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05/24/2026 2:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray and Debra sit down to lay "Sensuoopoly," it's clear that they have different approaches to playing the game. This leads to an conversation about ways they can improve their intimacy after being together for 12 years. | |||||
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05/24/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Frank is so green with envy that he forces Marco to choose either Marie or him as a friend.Meanwhile, Ray sides with Frank because he doesn't approve of a married woman - especially his mother — having a male friend. | |||||
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05/24/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| It's not bad enough that Ray's lost his ring while away from home, but an attractive woman at the airport propositions him, thinking he is single. Debra finds out and tries to show Ray what it would be like if she was single. | |||||
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05/24/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with an abstract sculpture shemade in art class which bears a striking resemblance to a part of the female anatomy. | |||||
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05/24/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After hurting themselves during a tryst, Ray and Debra lie about their injuries, saying theyfell down the stairs. When Frank hears their tale, he runs home for the toolbox to repair the"broken" stairs. | |||||
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05/24/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray realizes that Debra and Marie have been in cahoots in a scheme to drive Robert back into Amy's arms, he urges them to mind their own business. Debra and Marie's good intentions backfire badly. | |||||
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05/24/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While the Barones watch their sons play, Ray finds that Geoff is having trouble getting thehang of the game. As Geoff skips down the court and does pirouettes at the free throw line,Ray is mortified. | |||||
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05/24/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| It's the first Thanksgiving since Debra's parents have been divorced and Debra is thrilled that both her parents have agreed to have dinner with them. However, she soon learns that Warren is bringing a date. | |||||
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05/24/2026 7:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and George propose to write a television series. | |||||
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05/24/2026 7:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Newman blames Kramer for his speeding ticket; Jerry and George are offered a deal at NBC. | |||||
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05/24/2026 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/24/2026 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/24/2026 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/24/2026 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As he and Jerry start their script, George confronts Susan's father about the cabin fire. | |||||
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05/24/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A simple night out turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine at the opera -- unaware that her new boyfriend is "Crazy Joe Davola," the maniac who's been stalking him and vowing revenge for some imagined slight. | |||||
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05/24/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/24/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/24/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/25/2026 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/25/2026 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/25/2026 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Eager to make a difference in the world, Christine volunteers to collect signatures supporting an issue she doesn't quite understand--as she finds out from a competitive signature-seeker, Audrey (SANDRA BERNHARD). | |||||
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05/25/2026 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Intending to send an e-mail about her relationship with Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) only to Barb, Christine accidentally sends the scandalous message to all of the parents at Ritchie's school. | |||||
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05/25/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| Sunny Anderson is joining Drew and Ross to hit the headlines! Then, she's got a twist on a key lime pie. | |||||
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05/25/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| Drew is chatting with comedian Alex Edelman. Then, she's joined by Alex and Jake Cohen to whip something up in the kitchen. | |||||
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05/25/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober has dreams of entering show-business when he thinks he owns a genuine talking dog. | |||||
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05/25/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee gets a job at the town print shop where the new proprietors are really counterfeiters. | |||||
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05/25/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impovereshed congregation buy a new-church organ. | |||||
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05/25/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Girl-shy Deputy Warren turns into a somnambulistic Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV. | |||||
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05/25/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Intelligence officer Colonel Flagg, and psychiatrist Sidney Freedman, grapples over the fate of a wounded officer, Captain Chandler, who claims to be Jesus Christ. Perhaps the most poignant scene is when Radar asks Chandler to b | |||||
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05/25/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Clete Roberts introduces this segment as his show; he's arrived at Korea to interview the staff of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital because of its high 97% efficiency rating. In Roberts' interviews with Hawkeye, BJ, Fran | |||||
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05/25/2026 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| After Frank discovers that Danny Fitzsimmons has shot himself to get out of combat, Father Mulcahy is called in. Realizing his lack of understanding of the fighting, Mulcahy accompanies Radar to an aid station, where they encoun | |||||
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05/25/2026 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| After Maj. Margaret Houlihan-Penobscott leaves for her honeymoon, Maj. Frank Burns becomes very distraught, so Potter sends him on R&R. As they deal with the physical and psychological wounds in a heavy load of casualties, membe | |||||
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05/25/2026 7:00 am |
MASH |
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| After Maj. Margaret Houlihan-Penobscott leaves for her honeymoon, Maj. Frank Burns becomes very distraught, so Potter sends him on R&R. As they deal with the physical and psychological wounds in a heavy load of casualties, membe | |||||
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05/25/2026 7:30 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th has just ended a rough 3-day ordeal with wounded soldiers. Charles plays (?) a French horn and drives Hawkeye and B.J. crazy. They refuse to bathe until the French horn playing is stopped; the two are even forced to e | |||||
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05/25/2026 8:00 am |
MASH |
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| The sinister Colonel Flagg pops up at the 4077th again, playing his usual spy games, convinced that Hawkeye is a communist sympathizer, after he saves the life of a North Korean soldier. Also, an American soldier is less than im | |||||
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05/25/2026 8:30 am |
MASH |
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| On leave in Tokyo, Radar is desperately needed back at the crisis-stricken 4077th, but his return is delayed by outside events. While casualties continue to pour in from the front, the 4077th's generator conks out, and the backu | |||||
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05/25/2026 9:00 am |
MASH |
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| As company clerk Radar O'Reilly reluctantly prepares to depart the 4077th, the unit is still without electricity due to a broken generator, and the operating room continues to fill up with war wounded as night falls. The respons | |||||
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05/25/2026 9:30 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger and BJ both have Radar related woes, causing them to go on a drinking binge. A drunken BJ becomes violent with Hawkeye. | |||||
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05/25/2026 10:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye and BJ race against the clock to save a soldier from paralysis. BJ harvesting an aorta from a dead soldier doesn't sit well with the soldier's friend. | |||||
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05/25/2026 10:30 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Potter turns crotchety when he catches the mumps, and his condition is worsened when Winchester gets the same disease and has to be quarantined with him. A temporary replacement surgeon, Newsome, is quickly brought into | |||||
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05/25/2026 11:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye is appointed temporary commander of the 4077th when Colonel Potter rushes off to Tokyo on a mysterious mission. While in command, Hawkeye's main problem is housing a large group of Korean refugees comprised mainly of ram | |||||
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05/25/2026 11:30 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th can't escape the Korean War, even in its dreams. Exhausted after two days without sleep, members of the 4077th steal away for catnaps and experience dreams that reveal their fears, yearnings and frustrations. | |||||
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05/25/2026 12:00 pm |
MASH |
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| The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the | |||||
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05/25/2026 12:30 pm |
MASH |
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| After Charles is nearly felled by a sniper's bullet, he develops a philosophical obsession with death. Meanwhile, the officers have all been assigned new responsibilities. | |||||
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05/25/2026 1:00 pm |
MASH |
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| Whilst suffering a fever, Klinger communicates with the spirit of a dead soldier, Private Weston, who stays on to witness his own last rites. | |||||
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05/25/2026 1:30 pm |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye draws up a will, leaving various items to his friends at the 4077th. | |||||
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05/25/2026 2:00 pm |
MASH |
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| Tired of reminders about Trapper John's skill as a practical joker, B.J. bets Hawkeye he can prank everyone present. | |||||
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05/25/2026 2:30 pm |
MASH |
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| Margaret and Hawkeye work on a time capsule to commemorate their time in Korea; Rizzo and BJ goof around with a fake hand grenade; Klinger becomes smitten with a young, pretty Korean war criminal. | |||||
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05/25/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert meets a beautiful woman who is a big fan of Ray's sports column. But whenthe woman mistakes Robert for Raymond, Robert doesn't correct her. Robert has to involve Ray in a complicated plot to keep the woman from knowing. | |||||
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05/25/2026 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While enjoying a college football game, Frank catches the ball from a record setting fieldgoal and refuses to give it back to the kicker. He becomes a wanted man, so his family tries to find a way to get the football from him. | |||||
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05/25/2026 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Marie becomes jealous when she receives a letter from a relative detailing how wonderful her life is and how well her kids are doing. She asks Debra for help in writing a Barone family update. | |||||
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05/25/2026 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra grudingly agrees to let him be more involved in the daily decision making, Ray starts grocery shopping for things that he likes and Debra lets him choose where the family will go in it's next vacation. | |||||
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05/25/2026 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Held captive at Frank and Marie's during a snowstorm, Debra, Ray and Amy findthemselves having a great time. Then Debra makes a nasty comment to Frank that totallyupsets the good mood. This causes Marie to defend Frank. | |||||
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05/25/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray learns that Troup Leader Peggy and her daughter have targeted his parent'shouse as a spot to make a big sale during the selling competition, it's all out war. Ray is determined to take home the grand prize. | |||||
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05/25/2026 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert is ecstatic when he is recommended for the FBI job. That is, until it becomes apparent that Marie's intrusive ways may be his undoing. This time, she may have gone too far and Robert may not be able to forgive and forget. | |||||
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05/25/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Thinking it would be hilarious to show the partygoers a typical day in the life of Frank andMarie, Ray and Debra do a dead-on impersonation of the two that brings down the house at the party. | |||||
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05/25/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie is trying to get her dad the perfect gift for Christmas. Doug wants to buy a toy that is a collector's item for himself and Deacon wants it too. | |||||
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05/25/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie thinks that Doug should go to therapy to find what is making him overeat. When it starts to work, Carrie starts telling the therapist specific things she wants him to change. | |||||
