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05/25/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober has dreams of entering show-business when he thinks he owns a genuine talking dog. | |||||
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05/25/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee gets a job at the town print shop where the new proprietors are really counterfeiters. | |||||
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05/25/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impovereshed congregation buy a new-church organ. | |||||
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05/25/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Girl-shy Deputy Warren turns into a somnambulistic Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV. | |||||
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05/25/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Intelligence officer Colonel Flagg, and psychiatrist Sidney Freedman, grapples over the fate of a wounded officer, Captain Chandler, who claims to be Jesus Christ. Perhaps the most poignant scene is when Radar asks Chandler to b | |||||
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05/25/2026 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Clete Roberts introduces this segment as his show; he's arrived at Korea to interview the staff of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital because of its high 97% efficiency rating. In Roberts' interviews with Hawkeye, BJ, Fran | |||||
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05/25/2026 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| After Frank discovers that Danny Fitzsimmons has shot himself to get out of combat, Father Mulcahy is called in. Realizing his lack of understanding of the fighting, Mulcahy accompanies Radar to an aid station, where they encoun | |||||
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05/25/2026 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| After Maj. Margaret Houlihan-Penobscott leaves for her honeymoon, Maj. Frank Burns becomes very distraught, so Potter sends him on R&R. As they deal with the physical and psychological wounds in a heavy load of casualties, membe | |||||
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05/25/2026 7:00 am |
MASH |
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| After Maj. Margaret Houlihan-Penobscott leaves for her honeymoon, Maj. Frank Burns becomes very distraught, so Potter sends him on R&R. As they deal with the physical and psychological wounds in a heavy load of casualties, membe | |||||
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05/25/2026 7:30 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th has just ended a rough 3-day ordeal with wounded soldiers. Charles plays (?) a French horn and drives Hawkeye and B.J. crazy. They refuse to bathe until the French horn playing is stopped; the two are even forced to e | |||||
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05/25/2026 8:00 am |
MASH |
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| The sinister Colonel Flagg pops up at the 4077th again, playing his usual spy games, convinced that Hawkeye is a communist sympathizer, after he saves the life of a North Korean soldier. Also, an American soldier is less than im | |||||
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05/25/2026 8:30 am |
MASH |
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| On leave in Tokyo, Radar is desperately needed back at the crisis-stricken 4077th, but his return is delayed by outside events. While casualties continue to pour in from the front, the 4077th's generator conks out, and the backu | |||||
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05/25/2026 9:00 am |
MASH |
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| As company clerk Radar O'Reilly reluctantly prepares to depart the 4077th, the unit is still without electricity due to a broken generator, and the operating room continues to fill up with war wounded as night falls. The respons | |||||
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05/25/2026 9:30 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger and BJ both have Radar related woes, causing them to go on a drinking binge. A drunken BJ becomes violent with Hawkeye. | |||||
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05/25/2026 10:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye and BJ race against the clock to save a soldier from paralysis. BJ harvesting an aorta from a dead soldier doesn't sit well with the soldier's friend. | |||||
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05/25/2026 10:30 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Potter turns crotchety when he catches the mumps, and his condition is worsened when Winchester gets the same disease and has to be quarantined with him. A temporary replacement surgeon, Newsome, is quickly brought into | |||||
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05/25/2026 11:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye is appointed temporary commander of the 4077th when Colonel Potter rushes off to Tokyo on a mysterious mission. While in command, Hawkeye's main problem is housing a large group of Korean refugees comprised mainly of ram | |||||
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05/25/2026 11:30 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th can't escape the Korean War, even in its dreams. Exhausted after two days without sleep, members of the 4077th steal away for catnaps and experience dreams that reveal their fears, yearnings and frustrations. | |||||
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05/25/2026 12:00 pm |
MASH |
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| The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the | |||||
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05/25/2026 12:30 pm |
MASH |
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| After Charles is nearly felled by a sniper's bullet, he develops a philosophical obsession with death. Meanwhile, the officers have all been assigned new responsibilities. | |||||
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05/25/2026 1:00 pm |
MASH |
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| Whilst suffering a fever, Klinger communicates with the spirit of a dead soldier, Private Weston, who stays on to witness his own last rites. | |||||
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05/25/2026 1:30 pm |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye draws up a will, leaving various items to his friends at the 4077th. | |||||
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05/25/2026 2:00 pm |
MASH |
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| Tired of reminders about Trapper John's skill as a practical joker, B.J. bets Hawkeye he can prank everyone present. | |||||
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05/25/2026 2:30 pm |
MASH |
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| Margaret and Hawkeye work on a time capsule to commemorate their time in Korea; Rizzo and BJ goof around with a fake hand grenade; Klinger becomes smitten with a young, pretty Korean war criminal. | |||||
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05/25/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert meets a beautiful woman who is a big fan of Ray's sports column. But whenthe woman mistakes Robert for Raymond, Robert doesn't correct her. Robert has to involve Ray in a complicated plot to keep the woman from knowing. | |||||
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05/25/2026 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While enjoying a college football game, Frank catches the ball from a record setting fieldgoal and refuses to give it back to the kicker. He becomes a wanted man, so his family tries to find a way to get the football from him. | |||||
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05/25/2026 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Marie becomes jealous when she receives a letter from a relative detailing how wonderful her life is and how well her kids are doing. She asks Debra for help in writing a Barone family update. | |||||
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05/25/2026 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra grudingly agrees to let him be more involved in the daily decision making, Ray starts grocery shopping for things that he likes and Debra lets him choose where the family will go in it's next vacation. | |||||
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05/25/2026 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Held captive at Frank and Marie's during a snowstorm, Debra, Ray and Amy findthemselves having a great time. Then Debra makes a nasty comment to Frank that totallyupsets the good mood. This causes Marie to defend Frank. | |||||
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05/25/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray learns that Troup Leader Peggy and her daughter have targeted his parent'shouse as a spot to make a big sale during the selling competition, it's all out war. Ray is determined to take home the grand prize. | |||||
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05/25/2026 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert is ecstatic when he is recommended for the FBI job. That is, until it becomes apparent that Marie's intrusive ways may be his undoing. This time, she may have gone too far and Robert may not be able to forgive and forget. | |||||
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05/25/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Thinking it would be hilarious to show the partygoers a typical day in the life of Frank andMarie, Ray and Debra do a dead-on impersonation of the two that brings down the house at the party. | |||||
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05/25/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie is trying to get her dad the perfect gift for Christmas. Doug wants to buy a toy that is a collector's item for himself and Deacon wants it too. | |||||
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05/25/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie thinks that Doug should go to therapy to find what is making him overeat. When it starts to work, Carrie starts telling the therapist specific things she wants him to change. | |||||
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05/25/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug becomes obsessed with throwing a great Super Bowl party when he finds out most of his friends are going to another party. Carrie doesn't think that Doug thinks about her during the day, & Doug has to prove that he does. | |||||
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05/25/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie accidently get the pictures of a couple called the Hofferman's. They see the couple doing things such as scuba diving and mountain climbing, so Carrie decides that she and Doug should start being more active. | |||||
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05/25/2026 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| It's Valentine's Day and Doug has to deliver penguins to a zoo together with Deacon. Meanwhile, Carrie and Hollie are trying to get a date for Hollie and even Arthur and Spence are looking out for love. | |||||
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05/25/2026 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie get an offer from their friends to go to the Caribbean with them. Meanwhile, Arthur discovers that the basement has a mold problem. | |||||
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05/25/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/25/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/25/2026 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/25/2026 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/26/2026 12:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche is thrilled by a visit from her daughter, Rebecca, an ex-model who has gained quite a bit of weight. Visiting with Rebecca is her oafish beau who constantly puts her down. The kicker: she's thinking of marrying him. | |||||
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05/26/2026 12:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy befriends a novelist, Barbara Thorndyke, and she quickly infringes on Dorothy's relationship with Blanche and Rose, who think Barbara is nothing but a stuck up snob. | |||||
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05/26/2026 1:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Sophia gets tickets for "Grab That Dough," so the girls travel to California to compete on the game show. | |||||
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05/26/2026 1:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Sophia's brother Angelo, a priest, comes to visit and doesn't know Dorothy and Stan are divorced. To spare his feelings, Sophia has Dorothy and Stan pretend to be married. Rose and Blanche prepare to star in The Sound of Music. | |||||
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05/26/2026 2:00 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka are sharing some mocktail and light bite recipes from their new book Both Sides of the Glass. | |||||
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05/26/2026 2:30 am |
The Drew Barrymore Show |
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| Grace Van Patten is sharing all about her Hulu series “The Twisted Tale of Amanda Knox.” | |||||
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05/26/2026 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard and compounds the problem by replacing him with a bicyclist | |||||
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05/26/2026 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career. | |||||
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05/26/2026 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney makes a triumphal return to Mayberry to attend his high school reunion. | |||||
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05/26/2026 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney, is shamed into displaying his "legendary courage" by going after an escaped convict. | |||||
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05/26/2026 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Camp activities include Henry's nervous delivery of a sex lecture, with Hawkeye's and Trapper's heckling, a Shirley Temple movie, and a cookout. | |||||
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05/26/2026 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Dr. Borelli visits the 4077th to demonstrate his artery transplant technique. Unfortunately, being so close to the front at the 4077th causes Borelli's drinking problem to interfere at the worst time - when a patient needs the t | |||||
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05/26/2026 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye hits Major Burns and Houlihan is a witness. Despite Hawkeye and Trapper's claims that it wasn't intentional, Frank makes allegations against Hawkeye, and he is put in house arrest facing court martial. A female colonel i | |||||
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05/26/2026 6:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Kitty's conscience is torn between her sense of obligation to a man who saved her life and her concern for the law and Matt Dillon. | |||||
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05/26/2026 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillon tries to bring a man to justice despite the onslaughts of an almost maniacal man wishing to exact his own revenge. | |||||
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05/26/2026 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| After eight years as a debt-plagued dirt farmer, a reformed outlaw rejoins his old gang to rob the Dodge City freight office. | |||||
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05/26/2026 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Private detectives use Kitty and the daughter of an outlaw assures to trap the girl's fugitive father. | |||||
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05/26/2026 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| As assistant attorney general uses Matt Dillon's long-time friendship for an outlaw to further his political ambitions. | |||||
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05/26/2026 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy suspects that a traveling record promoter is a con artist, but is proven wrong to Mayberry's profit. | |||||
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05/26/2026 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| When Barney's over-zealousness causes him to become a laughing stock, Andy tactfully arranges for Barney to regain his status. | |||||
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05/26/2026 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A nationally-known confidence man becomes a hero to Aunt Bee, Opie and Barney when he is held for two days in the Mayberry jail. | |||||
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05/26/2026 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy plays matchmaker for Barney but finds himself in difficulty when Barney misinterprets his efforts. | |||||
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05/26/2026 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Opie struggle to keep house when Aunt Bee leaves for a few days. | |||||
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05/26/2026 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra stumbles across a cassette tape that contains a message from Ray's collegegirlfriend, she wants to know why he has saved it all of these years. Ray retaliates byasking Debra to divulge any gifts that she's kept. | |||||
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05/26/2026 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Armed with research and much preparation, Ray is ready to speak with Ally about the factsof life only to find that Ally's interest has changed from where babies come from to themeaning of life. | |||||
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05/26/2026 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra decides to run for school president but Ray isn't sure he can handle the twins byhimself during all those meetings so he votes against her. She loses and finds out that hevoted against her. | |||||
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05/26/2026 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray finally feels comfortable enough to call Debra's mother "mom," he wants Debrato reciprocate and start calling Marie "mom". After initially giving Ray a hard time about it,Debra rises to the challenge. | |||||
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05/26/2026 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra takes offense when Marie accuses her of being rude and the two wind up fightingand not speaking to each other. Ray tries to make things better by having them apologize, but he only ends up making matters worse. | |||||
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05/26/2026 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Now that Debra and Ray's mom aren't speaking to each other, Debra goes out of her wayto ensure that Ray doesn't spend time with his mother. Ray begins to like the fact that the two of them are not speaking to each other. | |||||
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05/26/2026 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra accuses Ray of still not being able to pick up on her "not in the mood" signals,they fondly recall the first night they spent together. | |||||
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05/26/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie have to get $12000 together to get rid of the mold problem in the basement. They try to get the loan from Doug's father. Arthur wants to help them out as well and tries to get the money from Spence's mom. | |||||
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05/26/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| To get rid of the mold in their house, Doug and Carrie hire a group of Russians to remove the mold from their house. | |||||
