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05/26/2026 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| After Brian's Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she'd rather stay there. Meanwhile, Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully. | |||||
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05/26/2026 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage. Meanwhile, Chris, in need of an extracurricular activity, joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at the high school. | |||||
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05/26/2026 9:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| After an incident at the Emmys, the FCC overreacts, so Peter decides to start his own cable network, until the FCC shut him down and start censoring his life. | |||||
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05/26/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| At the annual Halloween get together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in South Park. | |||||
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05/26/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidi's relationship. | |||||
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05/26/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Jimmy and Timmy's experiment could win them first prize in the annual science fair. | |||||
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05/26/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| It's never been more challenging to be a PC Principal. | |||||
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05/26/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town. The townspeople are angry that the president is scaring their children. | |||||
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05/27/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control and Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test. | |||||
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05/27/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest. When the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church. | |||||
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05/27/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the director of the annual Christmas pageant. Meanwhile at South Park Elementary, Strong Woman and PC Principal face a whole new set of challenges in their relationship. | |||||
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05/27/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| Butters is selling vape pens and all kinds of fruity-flavored vape accessories at school. Randy decides he should move the family to the country and take up farming. | |||||
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05/27/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get more candy on Halloween than they have ever gotten before. | |||||
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05/27/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| South Park citizens are in danger and the boys realize that only Al Gore can help. | |||||
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05/27/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys break out of jail and are on the run from the police and ManBearPig. | |||||
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05/27/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman has been diagnosed with anxiety. | |||||
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05/27/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| South Park is chosen to be the home for Amazon's newest Fulfillment Center. | |||||
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05/27/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys' chance of winning the Bike Parade is in jeopardy when Kenny quits. | |||||
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05/27/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| Randy fights against home-grown. Meanwhile, Kyle goes to camp. | |||||
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05/27/2026 5:35 am |
South Park |
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| Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China. | |||||
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05/27/2026 6:10 am |
South Park |
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| Randy celebrates the success of Tegridy Farms while Cartman refuses to get a shot. | |||||
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05/27/2026 6:45 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman is sure the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack. | |||||
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05/27/2026 7:15 am |
South Park |
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| It's Halloween and Randy is dealing with his daughter's marijuana problem. | |||||
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05/27/2026 7:50 am |
South Park |
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| The citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms and they just want to lock him up. | |||||
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05/27/2026 8:25 am |
South Park |
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| The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits. | |||||
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05/27/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle's mom has a fecal transplant and the boys are on a quest for the best microbiome. | |||||
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05/27/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| Scott Malkinson's desperate to impress the new girl in his class. | |||||
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05/27/2026 10:00 am |
South Park |
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| Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's Holiday Season. | |||||
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05/27/2026 10:30 am |
South Park |
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| The 4th grade class is banned from wearing their pajamas to school on the most important day of the year. | |||||
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05/27/2026 11:00 am |
South Park |
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| Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time. | |||||
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05/27/2026 11:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job. | |||||
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05/27/2026 12:00 pm |
South Park |
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| A lot is riding on Butter's ability to crush the competition in the all-important dressage championship. | |||||
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05/27/2026 12:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys find out that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers. | |||||
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05/27/2026 1:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| After an incident at the Emmys, the FCC overreacts, so Peter decides to start his own cable network, until the FCC shut him down and start censoring his life. | |||||
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05/27/2026 1:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 to be 18 again, but when he bails on Lois, he soon learns he's alters the present, where Lois is married to Quagmire. | |||||
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05/27/2026 2:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie kills Lois, and one year after her disappearance, Peter is charged with her death. | |||||
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05/27/2026 2:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| With Lois back in Quahog, Stewie escapes with Brian to Washington, D.C. and sets out to initiate his latest plan for world domination. Stewie auditions for the AMERICAN IDOL judges Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul. | |||||
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05/27/2026 3:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| With the help of an out-of-this-world remote control, Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes, including a post-apocalyptic world, a parallel world run by dogs where humans are pets and a "Robot Chicken"-like existence. | |||||
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05/27/2026 3:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci. | |||||
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05/27/2026 4:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the pilot episode of FAMILY GUY to change history, and then to change history again. | |||||
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05/27/2026 4:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up. | |||||
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05/27/2026 5:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Meg travels abroad to Europe, her exciting adventure comes to a halt when she gets kidnapped. Brian and Stewie embark on an action-packed mission to find her before it's too late. | |||||
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05/27/2026 5:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian causes time to move backwards when he tampers with Stewie's time machine, which may result in Stewie being unborn. | |||||
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05/27/2026 6:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The Griffins decorate their tree while Peter tells the story of Christmas. | |||||
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05/27/2026 6:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter goes on a real-life treasure hunt based on a treasure map from a child's meal menu. Peter also had dad breath due to the shrimp from the new restaurant. | |||||
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05/27/2026 7:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter is mistaken for being a single parent, and relishes in the perks that come with it. | |||||
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05/27/2026 7:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg joins the Adam West High School basketball team, and her play is fueled by Peter's lambasting from the crowd. Meanwhile, Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities. | |||||
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05/27/2026 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois. | |||||
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05/27/2026 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death by adopting a bird that once belonged to Hitler. Stewie causes Brian to give up writing. | |||||
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05/27/2026 9:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing after the family's trip to Nantucket. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian buy saltwater taffy in bulk, and try their hands at door-to-door sales in the community. | |||||
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05/27/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Butters is shocked to learn that people in South Park don't understand what St. Patrick's Day is really about. | |||||
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05/27/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman is jealous of the friendship that's developed between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it. | |||||
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05/27/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town. | |||||
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05/27/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| South Park learns about the wonders of Japanese toilets. | |||||
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05/27/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school. | |||||
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05/28/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| The South Park boys renovate and open an historic restaurant in Colorado. | |||||
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05/28/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| Spring Break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle. | |||||
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05/28/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them an important message. | |||||
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05/28/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| Towelie goes to Washington, D.C. | |||||
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05/28/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| Butters experiences the reality of tariffs when he has to buy a Labubu doll for his girlfriend's birthday. | |||||
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05/28/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle and Cartman are at odds when a prediction markets app gets popular with their fellow students. | |||||
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05/28/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist. | |||||
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05/28/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| The White House deals with a disruptive spirit from the east wing. While Stan worries that South Park has become too political. | |||||
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05/28/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| Butters' AI revenge plan backfires, igniting an epidemic of fake videos at school that leaves Detective Harris struggling to tell fantasy from reality. | |||||
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05/28/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| The town's annual Turkey Trot turns chaotic when Cartman uses questionable cutting-edge science to win the race. | |||||
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05/28/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| When Butters reveals a dark family secret he ends up lost and alone in the seedy underbelly of the big city. | |||||
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05/28/2026 5:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities. | |||||
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05/28/2026 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain. | |||||
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05/28/2026 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race. | |||||
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05/28/2026 7:00 am |
South Park |
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| All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie. | |||||
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05/28/2026 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues. | |||||
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05/28/2026 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world. | |||||
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05/28/2026 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park. | |||||
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05/28/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process. | |||||
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05/28/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general. | |||||
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05/28/2026 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man. | |||||
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05/28/2026 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard. | |||||
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05/28/2026 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry has second thoughts after helping Elaine get an apartment in his building. | |||||
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05/28/2026 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine talks Jerry into hiring a friend who's working his way through college by cleaning people's homes. When a statue is discovered missing, he suspects the student. But Jerry is unsure how to handle getting it back. | |||||
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05/28/2026 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George plots to get revenge on his boss after-being fired; Jerry and Kramer target a laundry owner who they suspect of stealing. | |||||
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05/28/2026 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a "holistic" healer. | |||||
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05/28/2026 1:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight interviews a new sales rep and is forced to choose between his friends or Clark, and Pete and Phyllis continue to search for Erin's birth mother. | |||||
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05/28/2026 1:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Nellie stages bonding exercises after Pam's warehouse mural is vandalized, Dwight and Clark take a more violent route to justice, and Jim and Darryl have roommate trouble. | |||||
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05/28/2026 2:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Erin plans to break up with Andy, and the rest of the office creates fake relationships with each other in order to take advantage of the mini mall's Valentine's Day deals. | |||||
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05/28/2026 2:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy struggles with the fact that Erin has moved on and started dating Pete, Pam heads to Philly for a job interview, and Angela helps Dwight care for his curmudgeonly aunt. | |||||
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05/28/2026 3:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Pam feels out of sync with Jim and demeaned by a potential employer , Andy hires Erin and Pete's exes as an act of revenge, and Toby confronts the Scranton Strangler. | |||||
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05/28/2026 3:35 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight tries to persuade his siblings to return home and run their late aunt's farm, and Todd Packer returns to Dunder Mifflin hoping to make amends. | |||||
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05/28/2026 4:10 pm |
The Office |
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| Everyone realizes they were being filmed for the past 10 years after a promo for the documentary comes out, and Dwight and Clark negotiate with a farmer over tractors. | |||||
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05/28/2026 4:45 pm |
The Office |
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| With the elevators down, Dwight takes extreme measures to coerce Stanley out on a sales call, and Jim and Pam confide in coworkers about their relationship woes. | |||||
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05/28/2026 5:20 pm |
The Office |
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| Angela pines for Dwight during a office-wide paper airplane tournament, and Andy struggles with the demands of his first paid acting gig. | |||||
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05/28/2026 5:55 pm |
The Office |
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| The staff is skeptical of Andy's decision to quit and pursue acting full time, Jim cuts back on work to focus on his marriage, and Dwight finally earns his black belt. | |||||
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05/28/2026 6:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight is named branch manager, Andy burns his bridges, and Angela struggles with living on her own after her divorce. | |||||
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05/28/2026 7:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| "Family Guy" retells three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump,". Guest starring Mario Lopez. | |||||
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05/28/2026 7:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Oregon, to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence. Guest starring Mario Lopez. | |||||
