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05/28/2026 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie. Meanwhile, Stewie is gifted an electric SUV and quickly embodies the "Range Rover" lifestyle. | |||||
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05/28/2026 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois hypnotizes Peter into satisfying her sexual proclivities. Meanwhile, Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris. | |||||
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05/28/2026 9:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Cleveland is fired as a mailman after an ignominious mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery. | |||||
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05/28/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman Gets An Anal Probe- Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother. | |||||
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05/28/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town. | |||||
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05/28/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature. | |||||
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05/28/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan's dog explores his sexuality. | |||||
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05/28/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin. | |||||
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05/29/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper. | |||||
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05/29/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye." | |||||
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05/29/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination which conflicts with Cartmans birthday party. | |||||
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05/29/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia. | |||||
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05/29/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park. | |||||
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05/29/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| A substitute teacher poses a threat to Stan and Wendy's relationship. | |||||
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05/29/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys find a prehistoric relic that spawns a monster that threatens to destroy the world. | |||||
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05/29/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman searches for the identity of his father. | |||||
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05/29/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman finds out the identity of his father. | |||||
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05/29/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns. | |||||
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05/29/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate. | |||||
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05/29/2026 5:35 am |
South Park |
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| Join Stan, Kyle, Eric, and Kenny down in South Park for a dose of crude language and dark, surreal humor! | |||||
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05/29/2026 6:10 am |
South Park |
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| Join Stan, Kyle, Eric, and Kenny down in South Park for a dose of crude language and dark, surreal humor! | |||||
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05/29/2026 6:45 am |
South Park |
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| It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash. | |||||
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05/29/2026 7:15 am |
South Park |
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| A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map. | |||||
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05/29/2026 7:50 am |
South Park |
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| A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population. | |||||
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05/29/2026 8:25 am |
South Park |
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| The kids parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the Chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently. | |||||
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05/29/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys are strangely drawn to the new planetarium, and Cartman tries to win the lead in the Broadway production of Les Miserables. | |||||
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05/29/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys build rival clubhouses and Stan is psyched to have Wendy visit for a game of Truth or Dare. | |||||
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05/29/2026 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine devise a new set of rules for their relationship. | |||||
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05/29/2026 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer talks Jerry into getting cable-television service from an illegal source, and the crooked cable installer shows up on the same day Jerry has given use of his apartment to Elaine for a friend's baby shower. | |||||
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05/29/2026 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant. | |||||
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05/29/2026 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George feels guilty for inadvertently getting a busboy fired from his job and then tries to make it up to him. Meanwhile, Elaine spends the week with an old boyfriend who is visiting her from out of town. | |||||
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05/29/2026 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/29/2026 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/29/2026 1:00 pm |
The Office |
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| The office prepares to watch the documentary, Jim looks for an assistant to the assistant regional manager for Dwight, and Andy tries out for a singing competition show. | |||||
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05/29/2026 1:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight tries to find out if he's the father of Angela's son, Andy crashes a singing competition show, Jim reaffirms his love for Pam, and the office watches the documentary. | |||||
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05/29/2026 2:00 pm |
The Office |
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| The film crew returns to Scranton a year after the documentary aired to catch up with the Dunder Mifflin staff during Dwight and Angela's bachelor and bachelorette parties. | |||||
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05/29/2026 2:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Former colleagues return for Dwight and Angela's wedding, Pam and Jim decide to move to Austin, and the Dunder Mifflin staff gathers together in the office one last time. | |||||
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05/29/2026 3:00 pm |
The Office |
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| When a documentary crew comes to Dunder Mifflin to observe the employees, manager Michael Scott tries to paint a happy picture of his domain, but his jokes keep falling flat. | |||||
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05/29/2026 3:30 pm |
The Office |
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| After learning that the corporate office wants Michael to pick a cheaper health plan for his employees, he delegates the task to Dwight. | |||||
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05/29/2026 4:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Amid the rumors of downsizing, Michael tries to raise employee morale with a birthday party, despite the fact that the closest birthday is a month away. | |||||
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05/29/2026 4:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Members of the office prepare for a game of basketball against the workers in the warehouse. | |||||
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05/29/2026 5:00 pm |
The Office |
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| An attractive woman arrives at the office to sell purses, and several male staff members vie for her attention. | |||||
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05/29/2026 5:30 pm |
The Office |
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| The Dunder Mifflin employees suffer through The Dundies, the annual office awards ceremony. | |||||
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05/29/2026 6:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael forwards an inappropriate e-mail, and his obnoxious best friend Todd Packer drops by for a visit. | |||||
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05/29/2026 6:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael has a panic attack when he tries to close the deal on his new condo, and Jim and Pam organize an "office Olympics." | |||||
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05/29/2026 7:00 pm |
South Park |
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| It's rodeo time in South Park and Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny compete in the Bull riding event. | |||||
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05/29/2026 7:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Chef runs into some financial trouble and organizes a benefit concert with some of his very talented friends. | |||||
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05/29/2026 8:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman becomes a really nice guy and Stan is suspicious of his new pet fish. | |||||
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05/29/2026 8:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan's parents say no to a road-trip to Cartman's Grandmas house, but Stan joins the boys anyway. | |||||
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05/29/2026 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek. | |||||
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05/29/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour. | |||||
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05/29/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's Dad is on the case. | |||||
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05/29/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight. | |||||
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05/29/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet. | |||||
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05/29/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment. | |||||
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05/30/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Shelly Babysits Cartman. | |||||
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05/30/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park. | |||||
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05/30/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip. | |||||
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05/30/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan, Chinpokomon. | |||||
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05/30/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee. | |||||
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05/30/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race & Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years. | |||||
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05/30/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium. | |||||
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05/30/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move. | |||||
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05/30/2026 4:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Jerry's contribution to Leslie's community art show causes a stir. Ben moves in with April and Andy and attempts to teach them how to be adults. | |||||
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05/30/2026 4:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| When the neighboring city of Eagleton puts up a fence around one of their parks, Leslie must convince her former best friend to take it down. | |||||
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05/30/2026 5:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| When Leslie tries to get Ann a job at city hall, her lukewarm reaction causes their first-ever fight. Tom hosts a big party at the Snakehole Lounge. | |||||
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05/30/2026 5:36 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| When Chris sends Leslie and Ben on a trip to Indianapolis, Leslie is afraid she won't be able to deny her feelings for him. | |||||
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05/30/2026 6:12 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Everyone in the office is unhappy when Chris decides to make some big changes in the Parks Department -- especially Tom. Ron pushes back on Chris. | |||||
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05/30/2026 6:48 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie and the Parks team put together a memorial service for a dearly departed friend. Meanwhile, Tom makes a big life decision. | |||||
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05/30/2026 7:24 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie has to either break-up with Ben or follow her dream of running for office. Ron prepares for the return of his first ex-wife, Tammy One. | |||||
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05/30/2026 8:00 am |
The Office |
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| A fire in the kitchen forces the employees of the Dunder Mifflin paper company to the parking lot where Jim suggests a game of Desert Island. | |||||
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05/30/2026 8:30 am |
The Office |
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| Michael is forced by the corporate office to fire someone, putting a damper on the Halloween festivities at Dunder Mifflin. | |||||
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05/30/2026 9:00 am |
The Office |
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| After Dwight karate punches Michael, Jim organizes a lunchtime rematch at Dwight's dojo. | |||||
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05/30/2026 9:30 am |
The Office |
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| Jim finds a screenplay written by Michael, and the Dunder Mifflin employees act it out. | |||||
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05/30/2026 10:00 am |
The Office |
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| The employees of Dunder Mifflin meet with Michael to discuss their work performances, but the only thing on Michael's mind is his impending review from Jan. | |||||
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05/30/2026 10:30 am |
The Office |
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| Pam suspects that Dwight and Angela are having an affair, and Michael shows up uninvited at Jim's BBQ to sing karaoke. | |||||
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05/30/2026 11:00 am |
The Office |
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| At the office Christmas party, Michael suggests a game of Yankee Swap with the $20 Secret Santa gifts, and everyone vies for the iPod he bought for Ryan. | |||||
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05/30/2026 11:30 am |
The Office |
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| Michael takes the Dunder Mifflin crew on a "motivational" booze cruise in an attempt to get them to accept his theories on leadership. | |||||
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05/30/2026 12:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael demands attention from the entire office after he has a freak accident with his George Foreman Grill, and Dwight begins behaving strangely following a minor car crash. | |||||
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05/30/2026 12:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Jim is worried that Michael is going to tell others that he likes Pam, so he has to go along with being his boss's best friend, which includes a lunchtime trip to Hooters. | |||||
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05/30/2026 1:00 pm |
The Office |
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| When someone soils the carpet in Michael's office, he begins to question his popularity with the staff. | |||||
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05/30/2026 1:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Jan visits the office to conduct a "women in the workplace" seminar with the female employees, and Michael takes the guys down to the warehouse for some male bonding. | |||||
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05/30/2026 2:00 pm |
The Hangover |
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| Zach Galifianakis, Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms stars as buddies who wake up after a Las Vegas bachelor party with no memory of the night before. When they realize the bachelor is missing, they must search the city to find their friend before his big day. | |||||
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05/30/2026 4:15 pm |
Hangover Part 2 (2011) |
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05/30/2026 6:30 pm |
Hangover Part 3 |
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| When Alan (Zach Galifianakis) faces hard times, his buddies Stu (Ed Helms), Phil (Bradley Cooper) and Doug (Justin Bartha) come to his aid and get the Wolfpack back together for an epic road trip. | |||||
