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05/29/2026 8:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman becomes a really nice guy and Stan is suspicious of his new pet fish. | |||||
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05/29/2026 8:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan's parents say no to a road-trip to Cartman's Grandmas house, but Stan joins the boys anyway. | |||||
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05/29/2026 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek. | |||||
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05/29/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour. | |||||
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05/29/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's Dad is on the case. | |||||
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05/29/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight. | |||||
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05/29/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet. | |||||
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05/29/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment. | |||||
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05/30/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Shelly Babysits Cartman. | |||||
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05/30/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park. | |||||
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05/30/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip. | |||||
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05/30/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan, Chinpokomon. | |||||
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05/30/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee. | |||||
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05/30/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race & Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years. | |||||
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05/30/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium. | |||||
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05/30/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move. | |||||
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05/30/2026 4:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Jerry's contribution to Leslie's community art show causes a stir. Ben moves in with April and Andy and attempts to teach them how to be adults. | |||||
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05/30/2026 4:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| When the neighboring city of Eagleton puts up a fence around one of their parks, Leslie must convince her former best friend to take it down. | |||||
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05/30/2026 5:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| When Leslie tries to get Ann a job at city hall, her lukewarm reaction causes their first-ever fight. Tom hosts a big party at the Snakehole Lounge. | |||||
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05/30/2026 5:36 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| When Chris sends Leslie and Ben on a trip to Indianapolis, Leslie is afraid she won't be able to deny her feelings for him. | |||||
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05/30/2026 6:12 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Everyone in the office is unhappy when Chris decides to make some big changes in the Parks Department -- especially Tom. Ron pushes back on Chris. | |||||
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05/30/2026 6:48 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie and the Parks team put together a memorial service for a dearly departed friend. Meanwhile, Tom makes a big life decision. | |||||
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05/30/2026 7:24 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie has to either break-up with Ben or follow her dream of running for office. Ron prepares for the return of his first ex-wife, Tammy One. | |||||
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05/30/2026 8:00 am |
The Office |
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| A fire in the kitchen forces the employees of the Dunder Mifflin paper company to the parking lot where Jim suggests a game of Desert Island. | |||||
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05/30/2026 8:30 am |
The Office |
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| Michael is forced by the corporate office to fire someone, putting a damper on the Halloween festivities at Dunder Mifflin. | |||||
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05/30/2026 9:00 am |
The Office |
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| After Dwight karate punches Michael, Jim organizes a lunchtime rematch at Dwight's dojo. | |||||
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05/30/2026 9:30 am |
The Office |
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| Jim finds a screenplay written by Michael, and the Dunder Mifflin employees act it out. | |||||
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05/30/2026 10:00 am |
The Office |
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| The employees of Dunder Mifflin meet with Michael to discuss their work performances, but the only thing on Michael's mind is his impending review from Jan. | |||||
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05/30/2026 10:30 am |
The Office |
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| Pam suspects that Dwight and Angela are having an affair, and Michael shows up uninvited at Jim's BBQ to sing karaoke. | |||||
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05/30/2026 11:00 am |
The Office |
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| At the office Christmas party, Michael suggests a game of Yankee Swap with the $20 Secret Santa gifts, and everyone vies for the iPod he bought for Ryan. | |||||
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05/30/2026 11:30 am |
The Office |
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| Michael takes the Dunder Mifflin crew on a "motivational" booze cruise in an attempt to get them to accept his theories on leadership. | |||||
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05/30/2026 12:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael demands attention from the entire office after he has a freak accident with his George Foreman Grill, and Dwight begins behaving strangely following a minor car crash. | |||||
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05/30/2026 12:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Jim is worried that Michael is going to tell others that he likes Pam, so he has to go along with being his boss's best friend, which includes a lunchtime trip to Hooters. | |||||
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05/30/2026 1:00 pm |
The Office |
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| When someone soils the carpet in Michael's office, he begins to question his popularity with the staff. | |||||
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05/30/2026 1:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Jan visits the office to conduct a "women in the workplace" seminar with the female employees, and Michael takes the guys down to the warehouse for some male bonding. | |||||
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05/30/2026 2:00 pm |
The Hangover |
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| Zach Galifianakis, Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms stars as buddies who wake up after a Las Vegas bachelor party with no memory of the night before. When they realize the bachelor is missing, they must search the city to find their friend before his big day. | |||||
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05/30/2026 4:15 pm |
Hangover Part 2 (2011) |
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05/30/2026 6:30 pm |
Hangover Part 3 |
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| When Alan (Zach Galifianakis) faces hard times, his buddies Stu (Ed Helms), Phil (Bradley Cooper) and Doug (Justin Bartha) come to his aid and get the Wolfpack back together for an epic road trip. | |||||
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05/30/2026 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder. | |||||
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05/30/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| South Park Classics presents a rendition of the beloved novel "Great Expectations" starring Pip, as the antihero who takes on the bitter Ms. Haversham and robotic monkeys in his attempt to win Estella's heart. | |||||
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05/30/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends. | |||||
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05/30/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Kyle is on his deathbed with a rare kidney disease, and Cartman is the only person able to save his life. | |||||
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05/30/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children. | |||||
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05/30/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the 5th band member. | |||||
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05/31/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion. | |||||
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05/31/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein. | |||||
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05/31/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| Fearing their new 4th grade teacher, the kids use Timmy's wheelchair to travel back in time to a happier, easier school year. | |||||
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05/31/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard. | |||||
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05/31/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit. | |||||
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05/31/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman's family and friends intervene and send him to Fat Camp. Meanwhile, Kenny's unique talents get him his own TV show. | |||||
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05/31/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| When Kyle's parents forbid him to see his favorite rock band in concert, Kyle accuses them of an unspeakable indiscretion. | |||||
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05/31/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars. | |||||
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05/31/2026 4:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie intervenes when Tammy One begins controlling Ron's every move. Ben tries to help Tom balance the books, while Ann makes a PSA starring Chris. | |||||
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05/31/2026 4:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| While promoting her new book about Pawnee, Leslie falls prey to some "gotcha" journalism. Meanwhile, Ann is determined to bond with Ron and April. | |||||
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05/31/2026 5:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| To fight the inequality of Ron's boys-only wilderness group, Leslie takes her girls-only troop, the Pawnee Goddesses, on an adventure weekend. | |||||
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05/31/2026 5:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Ben is mad when Andy and April decide to throw a Halloween party at their house without asking him. Tom emcees an event for Leslie's campaign. | |||||
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05/31/2026 6:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| A local Pawnee group predicts that the end of the world is approaching, causing Leslie and others to contemplate their lives. | |||||
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05/31/2026 6:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie enlists Ben, Andy and April to host a Model U.N. for Pawnee Central High School. Chris asks Ann for her advice when a date cancels on him. | |||||
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05/31/2026 7:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie uses her new tourist attraction as a way to spend more time with Ben. Meanwhile, Ron and April encourage Andy to go to college. | |||||
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05/31/2026 7:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| When Leslie and Ben make their relationship known, Chris must launch an ethics investigation and trial against the couple. | |||||
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05/31/2026 8:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/31/2026 8:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/31/2026 9:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/31/2026 9:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and his friends get lost in a parking garage. | |||||
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05/31/2026 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/31/2026 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/31/2026 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/31/2026 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine and Jerry are left stranded at a party after George goes home with his date. | |||||
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05/31/2026 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/31/2026 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/31/2026 1:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Riding the subway proves both boom and bust for Jerry and his friends. | |||||
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05/31/2026 1:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's practical joke causes George problems with his new girlfriend. | |||||
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05/31/2026 2:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Against their better judgment, Jerry and Elaine decide to play matchmaker for the jobless, dateless and possibly hopeless George, setting him up with a single friend of Elaine's. | |||||
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05/31/2026 2:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/31/2026 3:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/31/2026 3:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/31/2026 4:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/31/2026 4:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/31/2026 5:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter makes a hologram of himself in order to get out of menial household duties. | |||||
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05/31/2026 5:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| During a game of "hide and seek," Stewie takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase, only to wind up in Paris. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois take a getaway to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram "like" record. | |||||
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05/31/2026 6:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment. Meanwhile, Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin. | |||||
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05/31/2026 6:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect. Meanwhile, Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can't break up with even after witnessing some of her crude habits. | |||||
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05/31/2026 7:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class "snack captain". | |||||
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05/31/2026 7:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of Castaway, Dirty Dancing, and various Meg Ryan rom-coms. | |||||
