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05/30/2026 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder. | |||||
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05/30/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| South Park Classics presents a rendition of the beloved novel "Great Expectations" starring Pip, as the antihero who takes on the bitter Ms. Haversham and robotic monkeys in his attempt to win Estella's heart. | |||||
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05/30/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends. | |||||
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05/30/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Kyle is on his deathbed with a rare kidney disease, and Cartman is the only person able to save his life. | |||||
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05/30/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children. | |||||
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05/30/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the 5th band member. | |||||
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05/31/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion. | |||||
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05/31/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein. | |||||
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05/31/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| Fearing their new 4th grade teacher, the kids use Timmy's wheelchair to travel back in time to a happier, easier school year. | |||||
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05/31/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard. | |||||
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05/31/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit. | |||||
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05/31/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman's family and friends intervene and send him to Fat Camp. Meanwhile, Kenny's unique talents get him his own TV show. | |||||
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05/31/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| When Kyle's parents forbid him to see his favorite rock band in concert, Kyle accuses them of an unspeakable indiscretion. | |||||
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05/31/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars. | |||||
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05/31/2026 4:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie intervenes when Tammy One begins controlling Ron's every move. Ben tries to help Tom balance the books, while Ann makes a PSA starring Chris. | |||||
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05/31/2026 4:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| While promoting her new book about Pawnee, Leslie falls prey to some "gotcha" journalism. Meanwhile, Ann is determined to bond with Ron and April. | |||||
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05/31/2026 5:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| To fight the inequality of Ron's boys-only wilderness group, Leslie takes her girls-only troop, the Pawnee Goddesses, on an adventure weekend. | |||||
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05/31/2026 5:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Ben is mad when Andy and April decide to throw a Halloween party at their house without asking him. Tom emcees an event for Leslie's campaign. | |||||
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05/31/2026 6:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| A local Pawnee group predicts that the end of the world is approaching, causing Leslie and others to contemplate their lives. | |||||
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05/31/2026 6:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie enlists Ben, Andy and April to host a Model U.N. for Pawnee Central High School. Chris asks Ann for her advice when a date cancels on him. | |||||
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05/31/2026 7:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie uses her new tourist attraction as a way to spend more time with Ben. Meanwhile, Ron and April encourage Andy to go to college. | |||||
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05/31/2026 7:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| When Leslie and Ben make their relationship known, Chris must launch an ethics investigation and trial against the couple. | |||||
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05/31/2026 8:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/31/2026 8:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/31/2026 9:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/31/2026 9:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and his friends get lost in a parking garage. | |||||
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05/31/2026 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/31/2026 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/31/2026 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/31/2026 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine and Jerry are left stranded at a party after George goes home with his date. | |||||
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05/31/2026 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/31/2026 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/31/2026 1:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Riding the subway proves both boom and bust for Jerry and his friends. | |||||
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05/31/2026 1:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's practical joke causes George problems with his new girlfriend. | |||||
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05/31/2026 2:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Against their better judgment, Jerry and Elaine decide to play matchmaker for the jobless, dateless and possibly hopeless George, setting him up with a single friend of Elaine's. | |||||
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05/31/2026 2:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/31/2026 3:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/31/2026 3:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/31/2026 4:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/31/2026 4:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/31/2026 5:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter makes a hologram of himself in order to get out of menial household duties. | |||||
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05/31/2026 5:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| During a game of "hide and seek," Stewie takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase, only to wind up in Paris. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois take a getaway to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram "like" record. | |||||
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05/31/2026 6:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment. Meanwhile, Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin. | |||||
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05/31/2026 6:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect. Meanwhile, Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can't break up with even after witnessing some of her crude habits. | |||||
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05/31/2026 7:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class "snack captain". | |||||
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05/31/2026 7:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of Castaway, Dirty Dancing, and various Meg Ryan rom-coms. | |||||
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05/31/2026 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West. | |||||
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05/31/2026 8:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The word "sh*t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it. | |||||
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05/31/2026 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight. | |||||
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05/31/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| When the boys discover their idols, Terrance & Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo. | |||||
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05/31/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman inherits one million dollars. | |||||
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05/31/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey. | |||||
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05/31/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| There's a new character in South Park & the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders & the evil U.S. Government. | |||||
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05/31/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate. | |||||
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06/01/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor. | |||||
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06/01/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, "Kyle", who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends. | |||||
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06/01/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| When Token is teased as the only rich kid in town, he lures others like himself to South Park and the town tries to drive them out. | |||||
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06/01/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman has managed to work the benefits of stem cell research to his own advantage. | |||||
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06/01/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok to build the Great Wall of South Park. | |||||
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06/01/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there. | |||||
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06/01/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno. | |||||
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06/01/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| Mr. Garrison returns to teaching with a new assistant to replace Mr. Hat, and the boys are sent to the Death Camp of Tolerance. | |||||
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06/01/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| When a famous psychic fails to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body, Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him. | |||||
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06/01/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| A 32-year-old man arrives in South Park claiming to be Stan from the future, and Cartman goes into the business of revenge. | |||||
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06/01/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue. | |||||
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06/01/2026 5:35 am |
South Park |
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| When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang. | |||||
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06/01/2026 6:10 am |
South Park |
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| After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out. | |||||
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06/01/2026 6:45 am |
South Park |
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| The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show. | |||||
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06/01/2026 7:15 am |
South Park |
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| The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good. | |||||
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06/01/2026 7:50 am |
South Park |
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| After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department. | |||||
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06/01/2026 8:25 am |
South Park |
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| Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians. | |||||
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06/01/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out. | |||||
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06/01/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet. | |||||
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06/01/2026 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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06/01/2026 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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06/01/2026 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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06/01/2026 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| While searching for Kramer in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up for questioning by the police, who suspect Kramer is a notorious serial killer known as the smog stranger. | |||||
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06/01/2026 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and George propose to write a television series. | |||||
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06/01/2026 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Newman blames Kramer for his speeding ticket; Jerry and George are offered a deal at NBC. | |||||
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06/01/2026 1:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy returns to the office after several weeks of anger management training, and Michael and Dwight try to illuminate workplace dangers during a safety training day. | |||||
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06/01/2026 1:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael tries to manage a crisis after a large shipment of Dunder Mifflin paper is accidentally sent out with an obscene watermark. | |||||
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06/01/2026 2:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight and Andy work on catching a predator after Phyllis gets an unexpected eyeful from a flasher, and Michael takes the women on a special outing. | |||||
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06/01/2026 2:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael is being considered for a position at the corporate office and plans competitions to find his successor, and Pam is forced to watch Jim and Karen have fun together. | |||||
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06/01/2026 3:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael, Jim and Karen all interview for the same job at Dunder Mifflin's New York office, and a change for Jan upends Michael's life. | |||||
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06/01/2026 3:35 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael complicates David Wallace's search for a new employee in New York City, and Pam finally finds professional and personal fulfillment. | |||||
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06/01/2026 4:10 pm |
The Office |
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| A freak accident leads Michael to feel that the office is cursed, and he explores the religious beliefs of his employees. | |||||
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06/01/2026 4:45 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael decides to hold a charity 5K run, and romance buds between Pam and Jim -- and between Dwight and Angela. | |||||
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06/01/2026 5:20 pm |
The Office |
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| Much to the dismay of Michael and his employees, Ryan returns to the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin to bring the company into the digital age. | |||||
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06/01/2026 5:55 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael takes his newfound antipathy toward technology too far, and Jim and Pam's coworkers react strangely to their relationship. | |||||
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06/01/2026 6:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Stanley snaps at Michael during a meeting, Dwight decides to buy Andy's car, and Pam deals with an unexpected inconvenience after spending the night at Jim's place. | |||||
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06/01/2026 7:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| Host Jon Stewart dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. | |||||
