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07/23/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one; as the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates. | |||||
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07/23/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool; now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge. | |||||
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07/23/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show. | |||||
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07/23/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park. | |||||
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07/23/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall; the local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers, and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes. | |||||
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07/23/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies. | |||||
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07/23/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money. | |||||
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07/23/2026 5:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock. | |||||
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07/23/2026 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer. | |||||
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07/23/2026 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead. | |||||
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07/23/2026 7:00 am |
South Park |
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| Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show. | |||||
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07/23/2026 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park; the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. | |||||
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07/23/2026 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl. | |||||
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07/23/2026 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage. | |||||
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07/23/2026 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming. | |||||
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07/23/2026 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home. | |||||
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07/23/2026 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine. | |||||
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07/23/2026 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate Rosalind Allen; Elaine loses her electronic organizer. | |||||
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07/23/2026 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine. | |||||
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07/23/2026 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend. | |||||
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07/23/2026 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes. | |||||
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07/23/2026 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone. | |||||
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07/23/2026 1:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews. | |||||
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07/23/2026 1:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews. | |||||
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07/23/2026 2:00 pm |
The Office |
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| When a documentary crew comes to Dunder Mifflin to learn about modern management, manager Michael Scott tries to paint a happy picture of his domain, but his jokes keep falling flat. | |||||
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07/23/2026 2:30 pm |
The Office |
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| When forced to pick a cheaper health care plan, Michael, rather than lose popularity points with his staff, shirks the responsibility to Dwight. | |||||
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07/23/2026 3:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael tries to raise employee morale with a birthday party amid rumors of downsizing. | |||||
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07/23/2026 3:35 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael and gang play the warehouse workers in a not-so-friendly game of basketball; Michael bets that the losers will have to work on Saturday. | |||||
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07/23/2026 4:10 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight, Michael and Jim all vie for the attention of an attractive woman who comes to the office to sell purses. | |||||
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07/23/2026 4:45 pm |
The Office |
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| The Dunder Mifflin employees suffer through the annual office awards ceremony, The Dundies, hosted by Michael at their local watering hole, a Chili's restaurant. | |||||
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07/23/2026 5:20 pm |
The Office |
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| Corporate office requires the staff go through sexual harassment training, but Michael worries that the new policy will make the office less fun for everyone. | |||||
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07/23/2026 5:55 pm |
The Office |
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| While Michael and Dwight are away from the office, Jim and Pam organize an office Olympics where employees compete in ridiculous games. | |||||
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07/23/2026 6:30 pm |
The Office |
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| A small fire in the kitchen forces the staff to wait in the parking lot; Jim suggests a game of Desert Island; Michael tries to impress Ryan. | |||||
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07/23/2026 7:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. | |||||
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07/23/2026 7:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg deals with a college admissions scandal; Brian embarks on a fitness journey. | |||||
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07/23/2026 8:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| A DIY mishap leads to a stray cat wandering into the house; Meg becomes attached to it quickly, while Brian tries to convince her that the furry feline is evil. | |||||
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07/23/2026 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery but exploits her new disability for monetary gain; Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects. | |||||
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07/23/2026 9:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John. | |||||
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07/23/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation. | |||||
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07/23/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving. | |||||
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07/23/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Chef returns from travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club, but the boys notice there is something different about him. | |||||
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07/23/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame. | |||||
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07/23/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club. | |||||
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07/24/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys assist an ex-vice president in his quest for attention and are trapped by a cave-in; Cartman discovers treasure while searching for a way out. | |||||
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07/24/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman. | |||||
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07/24/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny. | |||||
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07/24/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks. | |||||
