Schedules
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07/19/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| While Mr. Garrison leaves the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen, the new substitute teacher. | |||||
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07/19/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| A prehistoric monster threatens the world. | |||||
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07/19/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father. | |||||
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07/19/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman discovers his father's identity. | |||||
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07/19/2026 4:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie and Justin reunite her mother with an old flame for Valentine's Day; Andy's band is nervous about playing a gig at the Senior Center. | |||||
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07/19/2026 4:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Ron wins an award for a project that Leslie began; Tom needs to find money to invest in a local Pawnee club. | |||||
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07/19/2026 5:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie must catch a possum that bit the mayor's dog; Mark refuses to bend the rules for Ron. | |||||
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07/19/2026 5:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| After Jerry is mugged in a park, Leslie meets with the head ranger Andy Samberg in hopes of improving safety; everyone tries to be nicer to Jerry when he returns to the office. | |||||
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07/19/2026 6:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie plans a picnic lunch for Ron and former directors of the Parks Department; Tom poses for the cover of the summer events catalog. | |||||
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07/19/2026 6:30 am |
Blended |
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| Soon after their blind date goes disastrously wrong, two single parents Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore and their children end up sharing a suite together at an African resort. | |||||
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07/19/2026 9:00 am |
50 First Dates |
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| Henry Roth is a man afraid of commitment up until he meets the beautiful Lucy. They hit it off and Henry think he's finally found the girl of his dreams, until he discovers she has short-term memory loss and forgets him the next day. | |||||
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07/19/2026 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he finds out she may have breast implants; Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at a health club. | |||||
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07/19/2026 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight; Kramer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry tries to remember the name of a woman whose name rhymes with a female body part. | |||||
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07/19/2026 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A car valet with killer body odor leaves Jerry and Elaine gasping for breath; George sees an ex-girlfriend holding hands with someone else. | |||||
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07/19/2026 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George's father Jerry Stiller is arrested when Jerry and George park his car in a handicapped spot. | |||||
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07/19/2026 1:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem. | |||||
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07/19/2026 1:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem. | |||||
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07/19/2026 2:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop. | |||||
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07/19/2026 2:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George and Elaine go to an optician after George loses his glasses at his health club; Elaine fears she has rabies after being bitten by a dog. | |||||
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07/19/2026 3:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry appears on "Today" with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramer's "low talker" girlfriend; George moves in with his parents. | |||||
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07/19/2026 3:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry, Kramer and Newman Wayne Knight investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffles; Elaine's new boyfriend has an annoying habit. | |||||
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07/19/2026 4:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot. | |||||
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07/19/2026 4:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George asks Jerry's date Marlee Matlin to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver. | |||||
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07/19/2026 5:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school, a mean student decides to make Lois the target of her antics. | |||||
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07/19/2026 5:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered; Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes, so Peter retaliates. | |||||
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07/19/2026 6:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him; to escape, Peter builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam. | |||||
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07/19/2026 6:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie's lush retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying. | |||||
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07/19/2026 7:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice. | |||||
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07/19/2026 7:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter's nonstop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home; Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store. | |||||
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07/19/2026 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter discovers a new love for rocking out to the hits of Van Halen, but his head-banging causes a car accident, and he ends up in a coma. | |||||
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07/19/2026 8:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Terrance and Phillip save Canada from Saddam Hussein. | |||||
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07/19/2026 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns. | |||||
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07/19/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| School counselor Mackey gets fired; Kyle tries to prevent Ike's circumcision. | |||||
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07/19/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The town's dodge-ball team goes to the championships; the school nurse deals with a strange medical disorder. | |||||
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07/19/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Ned and Jimbo's hunting show faces a ratings war with "Jesus and Pals." | |||||
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07/19/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash. | |||||
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07/19/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map. | |||||
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07/20/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are overrun by Hollywood types and the expanding population. | |||||
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07/20/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. | |||||
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07/20/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| The new planetarium has a strange pull on Stan, Kyle and Kenny; Cartman wants the lead in "Les Misérables." | |||||
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07/20/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys build rival clubhouses; Stan invites Wendy to play truth or dare. | |||||
